PDLP Chapter 1 Adults Should Wear Wristbands
Chapter 1 Adults Should Wear Wristbands
"Let's take a look at the only happiness a middle-aged man can find..."
"Come on, come on, the young men around here like to wear jade pendants around their necks..."
When Huang Tian turned thirty, after finishing his workday, he liked to lie in bed scrolling through Douyin (TikTok) and reading novels.
For Huang Tian, born in 95, and from an ordinary family, it was destined that he would not be able to achieve his grand goal of getting married and having children.
Fortunately, he has a clear understanding of life; getting married isn't an absolute necessity in this world.
By writing novels full-time, Huang Tian can earn four to five thousand yuan a month.
After deducting expenses, I can save a thousand yuan each month.
A few years earlier, Huang Tian would definitely have been spending extravagantly beyond his means.
With the current economic climate being unfavorable, Huang Tian has also begun to be more careful with his finances.
But no matter how much you save, achieving your goal of not having to work is still a long way off.
Huang Tian, who is 182 cm tall and weighs 85 kg, has a fairly standard figure.
His appearance is somewhat ordinary, but not so ugly that girls wouldn't want to eat him.
But his age is somewhere in between.
Older single women have too high standards.
Young girls, and they're all obsessed with looks.
[Ding! Since you are still unmarried at 30, you have successfully activated the Privileged Tycoon System. From now on, your life will be incredibly colorful and carefree!]
Just as Huang Tian was scrolling through short videos, a crisp mechanical voice rang in his ears.
Hmm, could it be that I gave myself too many rewards today?
Soon, a golden panel appeared before Huang Tian's eyes.
Name: Huang Tian
Age: 30
【Height: 182cm】
[Weight: 85kg]
[Current Privilege: Double Rebates (You will receive double rebates on any purchase you make for someone of the opposite sex)]
[The next time you unlock this privilege, you will need to have assets of 1000 million (including but not limited to real estate, cars, stocks, etc.)].
Holy crap, I've actually bound myself to the system?
Whether it's true or not, we'll find out by trying.
Huang Tian decisively opened Douyin and entered the live streaming page, where he saw a female streamer he had followed named Miya777 who was live streaming.
Click into the live stream room, and there are more than 900 perverts inside.
Although this female streamer doesn't have many fans, only about 200,000.
She's the type of mature, married woman.
With her plump and rounded figure and fairly beautiful features, she exudes an overwhelming aura of a married woman.
Which man wouldn't like to watch that?
In any case, Huang Tian has a clear conscience and will never be able to tolerate gambling and drugs in his life.
You don't even need to look at the comments to know they're all a bunch of perverts.
Huang Tian is different; he's here simply to verify the reliability of the cheat code!
Upon opening the gift backpack, Huang Tian decisively chose to send a little heart.
"Your current balance is insufficient. Please select a recharge amount."
Damn, this is so awkward!
Huang Tian used to only watch videos on Douyin and rarely watched live streams.
If you watch a live stream but don't send gifts, the streamer won't even acknowledge you.
But if you're going to send gifts, then you'll have to spend real money.
With an income of four or five thousand a month, if I spend more on gifts for streamers, I'm afraid I'll really be eating dirt.
I spent a dollar and sent ten virtual hearts, but the streamer didn't even give me a second glance.
"I at least spent a dollar, are all female streamers this snobbish?"
Huang Tian inwardly grumbled, but he was even more eager for feedback from the system.
[Ding! You've tipped someone of the opposite sex for 1 yuan, and you'll receive a 2 yuan rebate!]
【招商银行：您尾号8864帐户于7月6日21:47收入人民币2.00元（他行汇入），当前余额12526.37元】
"call!"
Huang Tian breathed a sigh of relief, finally feeling at ease.
After this verification, the system's authenticity is beyond doubt.
But this very privilege is actually quite difficult to maintain.
Spending money on girls to get double the return? Isn't that forcing yourself to become a simp?
That being said, licking someone is called being a simp.
If you were to fawn over a hundred women, they would all be your lapdogs.
But even when spending money on a girl, it has to be worthwhile.
Sending gifts to female live streamers is just one idea.
Spending money on girls offline often yields more direct results.
Although it's almost 10 o'clock now, many people have already started to fall asleep, conserving their energy for the next day's grueling work.
But Huang Tian's original profession was that of a night owl, and it was normal for him to go to bed at two or three in the morning.
Now that he has a cheat code, it's no wonder he can't sleep.
Huang Tian searched for a nearby foot massage parlor on MeiTuan and found one with good ratings and a nice environment. He then hailed a shared bike and went to check it out.
The place where Huang Tian lived was quite famous in Guangzhou.
Wanggang Village is one of the largest urban villages in Guangzhou, with a permanent population of over 100,000.
Huang Tian rented a small single room for only 600 yuan a month.
Among the four first-tier cities, only Guangzhou has this price.
Even in emerging first-tier cities like Hangzhou, Chengdu, and Nanjing, finding a house at this price point, especially in the core urban areas, is incredibly difficult.
Wandering through the crowded alleys, elderly men and women in slippers and young men and women together create a scene full of everyday life.
Before long, Huang Tian arrived at the foot massage parlor called Yunxin Shuiyu.
This store is very famous in Guangzhou, with more than a dozen branches.
The reputation is quite good, and the decor is also very upscale.
"Welcome! How many of you are there?"
The manager, dressed in a white shirt and black trousers, greeted me with a smile, seemingly oblivious to Huang Tian's outfit of a white T-shirt, black shorts, and sandals.
In Guangzhou, there are plenty of people who dress even more sloppily than Huang Tian.
Judging people by their appearance is not a good idea in this city.
Who knows if an old man wearing flip-flops might actually be a landlord with assets worth hundreds of millions?
"One."
Huang Tian wasn't nervous at all, and he would occasionally go to a foot massage parlor to relax.
Since I can't afford to get married anyway, I might as well enjoy myself first.
At the very least, 180 yuan can buy you 60 minutes of gentle, sweet talk from a young lady.
"Okay, do you know any technicians? If so, I'll make an appointment for you right away."
"Just pick one for me, but try to find one that looks nice."
Huang Tian pulled out a red banknote, but felt no remorse whatsoever.
With his amazing cashback skills, the money he makes is just a matter of time, not just numbers.
"Okay, boss, I'll definitely arrange the most beautiful technician in our shop for you!"
The waiter accepted the tip with some delight and led Huang Tian into the private room with utmost respect.
"Boss, how do you like this private room?"
"fine."
Huang Tian glanced at the private room; it was very spacious, unlike the cramped small shops he had visited before.
"I'm glad you're satisfied. Our store offers complimentary snacks, fruits, and drinks. Would you like to order something?"
The young man handed over a tablet and introduced with a smile, "Our shop's prettiest technician is number 88. She's about to finish her session. I'll put you in line and have her come over right away."
"Okay, thank you for your hard work."
Huang Tian was confident that his 100-yuan tip would be well worth the money.
When you come to a foot massage parlor, the worst thing is to encounter a middle-aged or older female technician.
Just thinking about that scene makes me feel suffocated.
That's all.
Huang Tian casually ordered a fruit dish and a bowl of ice jelly, then handed the tablet back to the delivery guy.
"Please wait a moment, boss. I'll bring it to you right away."
The delivery guy left with the tablet, his attitude incredibly enthusiastic.
Huang Tian wasn't idle either; he changed into his green battle robe.
As a mature man, I was no longer as excited and uneasy as I was when I first came to this kind of place.
Young people wear watches, adults should wear name tags!