PDLP Chapter 402 Is This A Human?
Chapter 402 Is This A Human?
"Peng!"
After Su Mo jumped from the tree, he slapped the wild boar with his engineering shovel.
"Bang" sound.
The black-skinned wild boar on the ground stared at Su Mo with a pair of scarlet eyes and a pair of fangs.
"Fuck, can't I understand you?"
Growl.
Su Mo gripped his engineering shovel and stood ready.
All the muscles in his body tensed up.
Dodging sideways from the rushing wild boar, he picked up the engineering shovel and slammed it heavily on the wild boar's back.
For wild boars running at high speed, it is difficult to accurately pump them on the forehead.
What's more, the fat man is still lying on the ground now.
Naturally, Su Mo didn't dare to be careless.
"Hey, hurry up, where is my lens..."
At this time.
Fatty rubbed his buttocks and got up, struggling to point the camera on his forehead at the human-pig war beside him.
"Brother, I'm pulling my tail."
crucial moment.
Fatty showed great courage, got up from the ground, swooped down, and grabbed the wild boar's black tail with both hands.
He raised his head and yelled at Su Mo.
Then.
Su Mo, who was about to charge up with his engineering shovel in hand, was stunned.
"Humph!"
He only heard a streak of hoarfrost sprayed out by the wild boar, and his eyes flickered.
Unexpectedly, he twisted his buttocks and jumped up and down, dragging Ah Pang, who was not inferior in size, to slipping on the snow, and ran away without looking back.
This time.
Su Mo was dumbfounded.
"Damn it, Zinima... you're still my photographer..."
Cursing angrily, Su Mo took the engineering shovel and Sa Yazi chased after him.
Fatty grabbed the wild boar's tail, and his whole body was in a dazed state.
I really can't figure it out.
Are wild boars so powerful?
With just one tail, it can drag itself to run on the snow.
Moreover, the speed is definitely not slow.
At least for Su Mo who has been chasing after him, it is not so easy to catch up with the wild boar in an instant.
"Brother, hurry up, I'm holding the pig, it can't run away, work harder..."
In the open woods.
A black-skinned wild boar ran around in panic, dragging a fat man with a camera overhead behind its tail.
Behind the two guys not far away.
A young man with an engineering shovel scrambled after him.
From time to time, he raised his head and roared.
"Bite it, bite it hard, show your blood..."
Su Mo is in a hurry.
I'm really in a hurry.
The physical fitness has improved so much, and the speed has definitely improved a lot.
But even so.
Unexpectedly, he couldn't catch up with the wild boar in front of him for a while.
It's wild after all, it's just not the same.
The wild boars in the last breeding farm were all spit out by him in the end.
Not even running.
But this one is really strong like a pig.
Dragging such a heavy Fatty, the speed did not decrease at all along the way.
However, after running for so long, there is also good news.
That's... the direction this wild boar ran, it seemed to be the direction down the mountain.
"Brother, I have to point the camera at you, I can't bite..."
not far away.
There was a fat man's reply.
Su Mo was completely dumbfounded by this damn professional level.
I can only grit my teeth.
Holding the engineering shovel, he lowered his head and ran wildly.
Two people and one pig successively crossed the mountains and forests, crossed the frozen river, and flew over the steep stones.
At an extremely fast speed, rushing down the mountain...
...
at the same time.
On the climbing road not far from the bottom of the mountain.
Villagers are stopping to study footprints in the snow.
"I'm really convinced. These two people from Longguo are supposed to have some brain problems. It's so dark that they dare to go up the mountain. It seems that the lesson given by the wild boar last time is not enough. Otherwise, it is impossible for them to have the courage to go up the mountain."
Captain Drew said to everyone with a sad face
"How dangerous wild boars are, there is an order from above. On your mountain, even hunters are not allowed to go up the mountain in winter. Last winter, a few hunters went up from the other side of the mountain, and the last two died. One injury, fortunately the body was found, otherwise, the last one would not have survived."
"It's not to scare everyone, especially wild boars, which are more dangerous than meeting brown bears in the wild."
"During the search and rescue later, everyone must not be separated. Once you encounter a wild boar, all the security officers listen and shoot immediately, understand?"
Everyone pursed their lips in silence.
at the same time.
I was very worried about the fate of the two Long Kingdom people.
Last time it was good luck.
Jumped down and rolled the snowball.
But luck can't be so good.
If you encounter wild boars again, can you survive?
"It's unnecessary to tell two people that a wild boar costs 2,500 Dragon Kingdom coins. These two Dragon Kingdom people must have heard that there is a bounty to get, so they entered the mountain. If anyone pays tens of millions at a time, there will be some psychological problems. The two people from the Dragon Kingdom are not stupid, I heard them in the afternoon, they said to catch criminals and pay back the money... This is a solution that normal people can come up with, the brain must have been stimulated."
"Hey, I seem to remember what you said. During the day, the two of them got together and started counting money. How much is a wild boar and how much is a criminal? I vaguely listened, and they said yes , isn’t it crazy to earn 15 million back in our place?”
"No way? If you say that, both of you are crazy, can we save it?"
"..."
Many villagers, you have a word, I have a word.
Discussed in the team.
Hearing the buzzing in the head of the village head, Uncle Brown.
What are they talking about?
but.
If what the big guy said is true, these two Long Kingdom people really plan to catch criminals and make money.
Then there is no need to guess.
There must be something wrong with the brain.
"Okay, don't talk about it, it's just that there is something wrong with the brain, what does it have to do with being stimulated, maybe it was raped by a wild boar?"
Uncle Brown growled angrily.
with a wave.
He said earnestly, "Don't worry about people's problems, if you can build a house for us, it means that the character of these two people from the Dragon Kingdom is definitely not a problem. Hurry up and find someone. When I find someone, I will personally persuade them. At most, they will pay less money. , don’t look for any wild boars, people who can kill wild boars single-handedly, I have lived so old, I have seen people who can beat brown bears, but there are really no wild boars.”
The voice just fell.
On the mountain road not far away.
There was a sound of chaotic footsteps.
Accompanied by people's angry curses.
"huh huh huh huh!"
suddenly.
A black-skinned wild boar with red eyes and panting, quickly jumped out of the forest, glanced at the villagers, and ran away without looking back.
"Don't run, what the hell, don't stop if you have the ability, fat man, hurry up, even if you get to Mount Everest today, this pig brother will be roasted for you, damn it, run again?"
After a few seconds.
During the day, the young man from the Dragon Kingdom also stared with red eyes.
He nodded to everyone.
Without slowing down at all, he rushed past the crowd cursing.
silence.
The whole team fell into a deathly silence.
Everyone moved in one movement, raising their heads and staring at the two people and one pig who disappeared into the snow.
I didn't respond for a long time.
After a long time.
Uncle Brown smacked his mouth with a sad face, rubbed his chin and kicked Captain Drew, and asked in a low voice
"Hurry up, call your old aunt and ask... is the mental hospital open at night? Hurry up and ask them to come pick you up..."
"What do you say? It's so obvious that you can't even see it?"
"Let's just say that the two of them ran away because of the black-skinned wild boar, and there is something wrong with their brains! It's too cruel. I was scared by that wild boar, and my legs were split...Is this a human?"