Chapter 345 Animal Patrol Team: Come Live!
Chapter 345 Animal Patrol Team: Come Live!
When the owner of the tavern first arrived in the forest.
Watching the two of them squatting neatly together.
The picture is harmonious.
He is completely stupid.
"You... are you visiting relatives?"
"Damn relative, boss, you're still kind enough, have you brought the wine yet?"
Su Mo replied angrily, got up and grabbed the brown bear's ears, and dragged the big guy to the front of the tavern owner.
Watching an adult brown bear look like a good baby.
The owner of the tavern looked at Su Mo and he really didn't know what to say.
Can teach the bear to this point.
He really wanted to ask a question.
Are we a fighting nation, or are you a fighting nation?
It's outrageous.
Gu Chou was beaten by the brown bear in front of him, probably his own mother doesn't even know him.
The whole bear's head is more than a circle bigger.
That's fine.
Su Mo's next operation completely stunned the tavern owner.
I saw this guy snapped the bear's mouth and poured a lot of wine directly.
Then.
It's the same as at a reception.
In less than five minutes, the brown bear roared and jumped behind the tree.
There was a crackling sound like thunder.
"Then what, if you need more wine, call me, I'll go back first, you be careful, after all, this is an adult brown bear, with infinite strength... I don't know what to say, I wish you a happy birthday !"
Hearing the sound of a brown bear scratching the tree behind the tree.
The owner of the tavern pulled Su Mo, he didn't know what he said, and ran out of the forest in a daze.
Look at the situation.
Are the two Long Kingdom people planning to conquer a bear and keep it as a pet on the road?
This is excellent.
Since the animal protection law was changed, almost no one keeps brown bears as pets in the whole territory of the fighting nation.
Not only that.
Even when it was possible to raise it, no one has ever raised a bear since he was a cub, and he has never seen an adult bear directly.
These two people from the Dragon Kingdom definitely created a new method of conquest.
"Okay, it's almost there!"
Su Mo turned to the tree, covered his nose and observed.
After confirming that the brown bears were also starting to flee, they couldn't help but nodded in reassurance.
Really!
Isn't this a disease?
At least it's gastroenteritis or something, and it's more than enough to call the animal patrol.
but.
The reason Su Mo went to such great lengths to find a brown bear to call the animal patrol was not because of the 5,000 bonus.
But for the survival tools needed on the road.
If you ask the tavern owner to bring it, won't it cost money?
Find Animal Patrol, isn't it free?
It's justified, it's so reasonable.
"Go, you can call the animal patrol team and tell them that we found an adult brown bear suffering from gastroenteritis and diarrhea in the forest. It's a bit miserable, understand?"
Su Mo briefly expressed his thoughts to the fat man.
We have worked together for so long.
How can Fatty not understand.
The meaning of being miserable is that the bear is about to die?
Immediately ran behind the tree, squatted next to the brown bear, stared at the guy's butt, took out the phone from his pocket, and called the animal patrol team.
The brown bear who was squatting on the ground beside him, had diarrhea, his small eyes had turned into big ones.
According to the estimates of fans in the live broadcast room.
Fortunately, brown bears can't speak.
Otherwise, the behavior of Su Mo's two animals would have been scolded to death by the bear.
"Really, old man, I have lived for more than sixty years. I have never seen such a wicked person in my life. I really feel sorry for this bear. When you meet Su Mo and two beasts, your life as a bear is useless."
"Hahahaha, Fat Brother is too inhuman. He is squatting in a pit. You can stand next to him and observe. Let alone a bear, even a human can't stand a horse."
"It's very similar to me who is getting a tuba now, hehe... I asked my husband to squat beside me."
"Sister upstairs, do you ask your husband to cheer you up? Is it a little constipated? I made Kaisel, do you need it? It's cheaper to take it in a whole box. One box is definitely enough for you for a year. I don’t have to worry about constipation anymore, what’s the use of shouting for help? I have to use Kaisailu…”
"What about management? No, is there someone in the live broadcast room posting advertisements now? Whether it is or not? Then can I also post? Our family sells cucumbers? Does anyone need it? Secret delivery in the same city, fresh small thorny cucumbers, guaranteed quality , used my melon, and forgot yours..."
"Hiss, does anyone like plain pantyhose? It's cheap..."
"..."
As the barrage became more and more outrageous.
The entire live broadcast room was fried.
It was everyone who came out and started advertising.
but.
After Chen Yanhong called the animal patrol team.
Words spoken.
Completely clear the barrage in the live broadcast room instantly.
"Hey, is this the animal patrol team? Is it responsible for rescuing animals?"
Fatty stretched out his hand and patted the brown bear squatting on the ground next to him, and signaled the other party to continue pulling. Don't hold it back because of him, it's not good for your health.
"Yes, are you from Longguo? Where did you find the injured animal?"
did not expect.
The little girl who answered the phone can speak Chinese.
asked with a touch of excitement in his tone.
"Yes!"
Fatty glanced sideways, holding the phone and shouting loudly
"What kind of mountain are we called here? You can see us when you come up the creek. Hurry up, we found a sick bear, good guy... This bear seems to be poisoned, and it's all riding a horse." There's blood, come here quickly."
"Really, diarrhea, the bark has been taken off by others."
"By the way, is there a reward of 5,000? I don't need the reward. When you come, just help us buy two engineering shovels and two tents... Oh, it can't be done, it can't be done, little sister hurry up , started spraying..."
Animal Patrol.
The little girl who was in charge of answering the phone was stunned for several minutes while holding the phone that had been hung up.
Then he pursed his lips, looked at his colleague big sister next to him, and asked weakly
"Big sister, you've been here for a long time. Have you ever heard of bears scratching trees?"
big sister "?"
Ten minutes later.
The whole animal patrol team got busy.
Wearing a camouflage uniform, Love stood in front of the helicopter and shouted to the veterinarians in the team
"Have you brought all the medicines? It is said that this brown bear was poisoned by food, and his diarrhea was broken by a tree... Without further ado, take the engineering shovels and tents that the people of Longguo need and get on the plane quickly. A bear can cost us a lot of money, and the medicine is expensive!"
The helicopter starts.
on the plane.
Everyone is very excited.
Adult brown bear with diarrhea.
This is so rare.
Used to almost never show up.
...
In the open space in front of the cave.
Su Mo smelled an indescribable smell in the air.
Pointing at the brown bear squatting behind the tree, he cursed.
"Damn it, your diarrhea is like popping popcorn, it's crackling, it's all flying outside..."
Brown bear (  ̄( 65396)  ̄ )...
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