PDLP Chapter 263 On The Road!
Chapter 263 On The Road!
Tieba.
After 24 hours of continuous live streaming, the products are finally almost sold.
Among them, the most sold is the air of Longguo.
Even Su Mo has to admire the imagination of the majority of netizens.
Take a look at the names one by one.
It is simply fresh and refined, refreshing.
The air of Longguo full of history.
The air is full of new first-line country earth flavor.
Humid air with a salty flavor from the sea.
The refreshing iceberg air of the snow-capped mountains.
"..."
Listen, just looking at these names, it is estimated that there will be a lot of people willing to pay.
There is no way to go to Longguo to feel the atmosphere of various places.
but……
You can buy back the air from all over the world, take a big breath, and have endless aftertaste.
It's all up to your imagination.
"It's high, it's too high, Nima really doesn't even need a little cost."
Su Mo stared at the sales backstage, stood up shaking his head, and asked the fat man casually.
"These sellers who sell air, didn't say whether they will ship or not? What did the backstage say?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Speaking of this.
Ah Fatty clutched his stomach, unable to stop laughing at all.
"Brother, you've gotten to the point. A person in charge of the embassy really asked this question just now. If you pay for the air, you have to leave an address, right?"
"Guess what the seller said?"
"How do you say it?"
Su Mo faintly felt something was wrong.
"Someone took out the global wind direction map on horseback, saying that it is for environmental protection, to ensure the quality of fresh air, to use the world's most advanced express delivery technology, and to transport in pure nature. Let this guy go back and wait. According to the calculations of professionals, three After a month, the air will probably be able to reach their country. A fresh air can take 99 breaths, so people can take a big breath when the time comes. The faces of the shopkeepers were cross-eyed at the time..."
Good guy!
The courier fee is all left.
Pure nature transport.
The person who came up with this method is really a genius.
Not convinced.
Su Mo felt that he was not a human being enough, but he didn't expect that a mountain would be as high as a mountain...
"Okay, people will call us later, how much money can we share this time?"
"It's less than 3 million. It's almost the same. It's all air. Although it doesn't share the cost, but there are a lot of people who share it, the profit is a little less..."
Nod.
Afterwards, Su Mo called the fat man to start dismantling the tools, ready to go on the road.
After discussion among the gang members, it was decided not to take the main road, but to take the big wild land diagonally.
Cross the Tieba border as soon as possible and reach the small country next to it.
On the one hand, it was because the second uncle of Brother Meng's team had already boarded the plane, and ten hours later, the old man landed.
At such a young age, it was the first time to fly by plane.
Su Mo felt...for safety, they had to speed up and get to the airport before the old man got off the plane.
Then there's... old Nord's physical condition.
It's probably enough.
Especially after discovering Little White Fang, serving the mummy was more attentive than serving him.
The whole person has been silent for a long time.
Looking up at the sky weakly, I have been looking at it for several hours.
"Captain Hurd, I will leave the rest to you. What about the people from the Bureau of Cultural Relics? I will also leave the mummy to you. We have to get on the road quickly..."
Su Mo shook hands with Heard, whose eyes were red.
Inform the other party that they are leaving.
"Be careful along the way, don't worry, we have greeted you near the border, no one will check, you just go there, thank you so much, I have learned a lot during the few days we have been together, I believe, in the near future In the future, we will definitely be rich."
"good luck!"
The corner of Su Mo's mouth twitched, and he didn't pursue the topic further.
What are you asking?
He read Hurd's notebook.
Honestly, it's a crime encyclopedia.
As far as this rectification is concerned, to be honest, in less than half a year, it is estimated that there will be no embassy of any country in Tieba except for the embassy of the Dragon Kingdom.
All broke.
on the clearing.
In front of the wooden coffin, Xiao Baiya looked at the mummy in the coffin reluctantly, and earnestly instructed several staff members of the local Cultural Relics Bureau, all kinds of precautions.
"The piece of cloth inside, after you go back, you'd better fumigate it with orange-flavored steam, which can prevent insects and moisturize the skin, and besides... arrange for someone to clean the inside of the coffin every day, and take the time to brush some special preservatives .”
"If possible, arrange for someone to live in the coffin at night. This will bring some popularity and take care of the mummy better."
"Also...if it's exhibited outside, pick out the mummy's teeth, don't use toothpicks, use dental floss, you know?"
"..."
The staff of several cultural relics bureaus listened to the precautions told to them by the other party.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
I have never been so kind to my wife.
"Damn it, this guy has a fight with Xiaojun..."
Su Mo stood by and listened for a long time, and couldn't help but sighed to Old Nord
"You black son is extraordinary, and you will definitely become a great thing in the future..."
In terms of how much he likes a profession, this guy is absolutely comparable to Xiaojun.
Two people are about the same, they are almost the same.
It's full of love.
"Hey, children and grandchildren have their own blessings. I don't care. I just hope that this guy can go the right way after he arrives in the Dragon Kingdom. I'll be satisfied if he doesn't end up with a tomb robbery team."
Old Nord sighed, and waved to San'er behind him.
"Push me, let's go first."
San'er came up, nodded to Su Mo, and pushed the old Nuode directly into Dayedi.
"Let's go too!"
With a wave of his hand, Su Mo put his hiking bag on his back, waved to the crowd on the side of the road, led a group of people, followed behind the wheelchair, and also walked into the wild land.
"Brother Meng, the second uncle said that he has already boarded the plane? He can't even speak foreign languages, can he get out of the airport smoothly?"
"Yes, the old man can do it!"
Brother Meng replied, leaned next to Old Nord, lowered his voice, and began to discuss with the other party in a low voice about the situation of arms sales.
...
On a large airliner.
A white-haired old man next to the window narrowed his eyes and waved to a flight attendant in front of him.
"Hello, how can I help you?"
The second uncle curled his lips angrily, pointed at the window beside him, and said angrily
"You open the window for me, it's very suffocating in here, I'll blow some air..."
Airline stewardess"?"
Shaking his head non-stop, he rejected the old man's strange request.
Thousands of meters above the sky.
Actually want to blow dry?
"No, you guys are too bad. You bought tickets for thousands of dollars, and you didn't even open the windows? It's really..."
"Is there a stop ahead? Can I stop? I want to get off early!"
"It's not as comfortable as three bunnies..."
The second uncle cursed angrily.