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Chapter 326 The Director is Poisonous



Chapter 326 The Director is Poisonous

An artist’s fashion resources are linked to their status and the ability of their agent. At every major event in the circle, what they wear becomes one of the focuses of fans and media attention.

There are only three female artists in the circle who have the confidence to wear out-of-season runway styles on variety shows, except Xie Jiang, who suddenly became popular and became popular for four months.

Coincidentally, these three are on the list of contenders for Best Actress this year.

Originally, with masks on, the identities of the guests could be identified by height, skin color, and voice.

But "We Are Coming" has been popular for 20 years and it will definitely not make such a low-level mistake.

All the guests had different dresses and masks. Shoes were used to make up for any height differences, and voice changers were used to make their voices more distinguishable.

All twelve guests entered the venue and were guessing each other's identities.

Xie Jiang has average relationships with people in the circle. Before he became famous, he kept to himself and had very few resources.

Most of the artists she met after becoming famous were sent by her to operate sewing machines. It is unrealistic to try to identify other people's identities through details.

But she has a hang up.

The female artist wearing a princess mask is the first place in this year's Best Actress competition. The second-tier actress Wu Nanzhen is also the actress who bought the most articles suggesting that she will win the award.

The other three actresses who also made it to the competition list, two wore pig masks and one wore a princess stepsister mask.

Among the six male artists, four wore pig masks and two wore knight masks.

The two men wearing knight masks are the most popular candidates for this year's Best Actor, and are also two of the most popular uncle-level actors in the gay circle.

The uncle circle's top player went to step on the sewing machine, and the gold coins that popped out were basically picked up by these two.

Xie Jiang didn't want to dance with the uncle, so she simply chose Xu Wenchuan, the skit actor wearing a pig mask, who was there to make up the numbers.

"Beautiful lady, it's a great honor to be your dance partner." Xu Wenchuan excitedly shook the hand that was extended to him, "However, my dancing skills are average, so I hope you will bear with me."

He is just a tool to fill the gap. His agent said that if no one invites him, he should take the initiative to invite the female guests.

In order to get him into this variety show, his agent used all his connections.

Filming short dramas is just a stepping stone. He wants to enter the TV drama and film circles.

"We Are Coming" is the ace variety show in the variety show industry. Even if it is used as a background board, it is better than some variety shows with average popularity and ineffective broadcasts.

"It's okay, I'm not very good at dancing either." Xie Jiang used a little force to bring the person over and danced to the music.

Thanks to the original owner's memory, I have learned basic ballroom dancing. It doesn't matter if I dance awkwardly. The highlight is that after the dance, all the guests sit down and guess each other's identities.

The keywords prepared by the program team are all based on the artists' works and daily personalities.

"Sister, can you please tell me your identity secretly?" Xu Wenchuan spoke in a low voice.

Unexpectedly, his voice suddenly emerged around the dance, like an echo, repeating over and over again, "Sister, can you please tell me secretly about your identity?"

Xie Jiang couldn't help laughing out loud.

Then, her laughter played in a loop, accompanied by Xu Wenchuan's questions, the magic sound penetrated his brain.

The level of social death has reached the point where he will be cremated on the spot.

All the guests said: The director is poisonous.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like idiots.

[Are these two here to make fun of me? I'm starting to wonder who they are.]

[The director is quite good at playing. Who would have thought that their voice changer could also loop playback and play in stereo surround sound?]

[I have an unreliable guess: the female guest who laughed out loud seems to be Hammer God.]

[Today is the last day of this variety show. Since Hammer God has been confirmed, it doesn't necessarily mean she'll be the one wearing the princess mask.]

[Among female artists, Hammer God's shoes are quite high. Please note the waterproof platform on her feet.]

[The skirt is too long and the platform is completely invisible. The director is so cunning.]

[The male artists are also exceptionally tall, all looking up at the tallest one. They must be using height-increasing insoles.]

[I walked around the insole factory and asked how much the height increase can be.]

The content of the barrage gradually shifted to height-increasing insoles, and the fact that the male actor falsely reported his height was soon brought up again to criticize him.

The guests dancing on the dance floor were also taking the time to analyze their own dance partners and others' dance partners.

It is quite difficult to distinguish people when they are wearing masks and their heights are the same.

After the song, the male and female guests separated and sat in their respective seats, and the big screen lit up.

The host, Yun Hu, came on stage with a beaming smile. "Good afternoon, everyone. Welcome to the last day of the live broadcast of 'We Are Coming'. I'm your old friend, Yun Hu."

Xie Jiang raised his eyebrows, leaned lazily against the back of his chair, and checked the information he had just read in his mind.

Among the eleven guests' information, only one is marked in red, and the rest are almost all pink and green, and three of them are in love triangles.

She first looked at the information of the male actors marked in red.

Sang Hao, 27 years old this year, became famous for his role as a young policeman in the police station in last year's hit criminal investigation TV series.

Before he became famous, he filmed three web dramas, in each of which he played the fifth or sixth male supporting role who died early.

These resources are looked down upon by others, but many newcomers are scrambling for them. He is able to get them by relying on his beauty.

Use other people's beauty.

All three dramas have the same producer, who is lustful and chooses the actors as if he were choosing a concubine for himself.

Sang Hao caters to the producer's preferences. Whenever the producer takes a fancy to someone, he will find an opportunity to approach the girl, then treat her to a meal and send her to the producer's bed.

Afterwards, the victim did not dare to speak out, and he got the resources he wanted and still had the victim's leverage in his hand.

The role of the young policeman was to threaten one of the victims who had not withdrawn from the circle and force the other party to help him.

After becoming famous, endorsements and film and television resources increased, and jealousy also grew.

His appearance is the type that would make him memorable if he played a supporting actor, but he would be criticized to death if he played the leading role, and his acting skills are not that good either.

Seeing that his colleague, who played the same young policeman as himself in the same drama and was called "Heng Ha Er Jiang" by netizens, had movie resources as soon as he became famous, he suddenly felt resentful.

In order to steal his colleague's resources, he deliberately made a mistake in a variety show they both appeared on, causing his colleague to break his leg.

This incident happened at the beginning of the year and caused quite a big stir.

The person who was threatened by him and was able to appear on this variety show was the lecherous producer.

After reading Sang Hao's message, Xie Jiang suppressed the urge to call the police immediately and listened to Yun Hu explain the rules of the game.

The rules for guessing the identity are simple: keywords, three chances to answer, and punishment if you get it wrong.

This punishment was quite brutal. They had to take off their masks in a completely dark room and spray water on their faces. Every time, they sprayed makeup remover.

If no one answers the question successfully, everyone will be punished.

"The first keyword is general. Let's start answering." After Yunhu finished speaking, the silhouette of the selected male guest wearing a knight mask appeared on the big screen.

The silhouette of the man in armor looked familiar.

Wu Nanzhen, wearing a princess mask, answered quickly, "It's Teacher Chang."

Xie Jiang raised his eyebrows, and his face hidden under the mask showed a smile as if he had eaten a melon, and he secretly complained in his heart.

[After sleeping in the same bed for over ten years, everyone looks like my cousin-in-law to me. What a shame.]

[My eyesight is not good, this is not your dear brother-in-law. ]

[From borrowing my place to borrowing my brother-in-law, my cousin is a complete grudger. Even the children she raised want my aunt to be their biological mother.]

Yunhu: ? ? Sister, this is not something you can talk about.

Others: Who is Xie Jiang!

The audience in the live broadcast room waited for several days and finally heard Xie Jiang's voice, and immediately entered the spectator mode.

[I think I know who my cousin is.]

[There are so many men in the entertainment industry, but why do they insist on eating grass near their home? It's just a psychological thing.]

[Sister-in-law literature, tsk tsk, brother-in-law seems to be a candidate for Best Actor this year. They played uncle and sister-in-law in last year's hit period drama.]

[Wu Nanzhen: Just tell me my ID number.]

[By the way, which one is the Hammer God?]


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