Chapter 1251 Fat as a Ball
Chapter 1251 Fat as a Ball
Fei He chimed in, and the two of them did their best to please His Majesty.
Compared to investigating a case, this is where they've used every trick in the book.
Li Yu'an changed her clothes and sat closer to His Majesty. She had never acted coquettishly towards His Majesty in front of Fei He before, but now she did.
Fei He was covered in the smell of blood and dared not get too close to His Majesty, but he was not willing to fall behind.
The system was dumbfounded. If it had known these two were so good at coaxing, it wouldn't have bothered with all that effort.
Just wait for dinner to be served.
I ended up doing something for no reason.
The food will be served in a little while.
The system resignedly began to organize the methods that Brother Qiwan had tried, according to the host's earlier request.
I was shocked when I saw the system; I almost died laughing in front of Liang Chongyue.
When the system burst into laughter for the first time, Liang Chongyue shot it a sharp look, and the system subsided for a moment.
But it only subsided for a moment.
The system could no longer hold back.
Li Yu'an and Fei He were trying to make His Majesty happy, and seeing the puppy almost laughing itself silly, they didn't feel embarrassed at all.
A man's skill lies in being able to please his wife.
Both sides of Liang Chongyue were still trying their best to make her happy, but only Liang Chongyue knew what was going on with the system's erratic behavior.
The system panel was already shoved right in front of Liang Chongyue.
Inside the house, the three people and the dog were in two completely different dimensions.
Liang Chongyue was silent for a moment, then closed the system panel, not giving it a chance to continue looking.
The system silently got up, left the private room, and disappeared.
Liang Chongyue could still hear it laughing outside; it was truly arrogant.
Liang Chongyue felt embarrassed listening to this. When she turned her head, she saw that Li Yu'an and Fei He were still smiling sincerely, and the tenderness in their eyes was almost overflowing.
They were not bothered at all by the system's blunders.
"Alright, I'm not that weak yet. You all should take a break too."
The system seemed to have gone mad, laughing so hard it was panting and wouldn't stop.
Finally, the food was served. As soon as the waiter left, the system peeked out mischievously.
A pair of beady green eyes blinked and stared intently at Liang Chongyue.
"Puppy, come in and eat with us. Your food bowl is ready."
In the end, it was Fei He who smoothed things over.
The puppy has grown up by His Majesty's side over the years, and has made countless mistakes.
But over the years, His Majesty has never been truly angry with it. Sometimes, Fei He even suspects that His Majesty is raising the puppy like a child.
They were cherished and pampered from a young age.
He accompanied His Majesty on his campaigns, braving countless dangers and bloodshed.
He couldn't help but envy such a friendship.
The system was right at the door. Hearing Fei He's words, it wanted to come in, but dared not take another step.
The system had been staring intently at its host until Liang Chongyue lowered her eyes. Immediately, it used its body to push open the door and obediently walked in.
He even bypassed the rice bowl and went to find Fei He and Li Yu'an to mooch some food, acting all cute.
"Alright, stop with your antics."
Upon hearing the host's urging, the system jumped up and rushed straight to its food bowl.
The system ate the meal with even more relish than Li Yu'an and Fei He. Liang Chongyue left full, only tasting two bites of fish before putting down her chopsticks.
Watching the system's belly continue to swell as it ate, Liang Chongyue was worried that its belly would burst if it weren't a real dog.
After watching the system devour its food, Liang Chongyue looked back at Li Yu'an and Fei Hesi eating politely and said, "I see you've both lost a lot of weight. Don't be shy here. Just eat your fill."
It hasn't been that long since they last met, and the two of them, whose faces were already exquisitely handsome as if carved by a knife and axe, have become even more noticeable after losing a little weight.
Fei He: "It's because I've been living a peaceful and happy life by His Majesty's side during this time, without having to worry about anything else, that's why I've gained a little weight. But now that I'm busy, I've gone back to how I used to be, which is why His Majesty thinks I've lost weight."
With this mess looming ahead, Li Yu'an and Fei He's appetite was also rather weak.
It's only because His Majesty is here that they can eat a few more bites.
After Liang Chongyue finished eating with the two, he sent them back to work, and then walked back with the system, who was so full he couldn't eat anymore.
The system followed slowly behind its host, its original idea of telling the host a story was abandoned by the heavy belly.
Liang Chongyue: "I told you to eat less. It's not like you haven't eaten before. Even though you're not a real dog, you still have all the senses you should have. Your stomach must be so full now, right?"
The system took a breath, lifted its belly, and pretended nothing had happened, continuing to follow its host into the courtyard.
Sometimes Liang Chongyue couldn't understand the system: "Why not just hide your senses?"
The system followed Liang Chongyue, shaking its head and saying, "Then what's the point of eating for nothing? Isn't the point of eating until you're stuffed to feel that satisfying feeling of a full stomach?"
Liang Chongyue had never experienced or understood the system, but he respected it.
And so, carrying the system with its flattened cerebellum and bloated belly, I returned to the small courtyard.
After Liang Chongyue finished washing up, when she entered the room, the system's stomach was still slightly aggravated at the threshold.
Liang Chongyue simply couldn't stand it anymore.
After gesturing for Yunling to step back, he opened the panel and adjusted the system settings.
The system, which had become bloated from eating, was restored to its original cute and handsome appearance.
"Host, I feel that my limbs don't need adjustment, after all, they look strong and powerful."
Liang Chongyue raised his hand and slapped the system's dog mouth.
"Can you only see parts of yourself? You're almost as fat as a ball."
Liang Chongyue enlarged the panel, turning it into a mirror for the system to see.
The system looked at itself in the mirror and still looked perfect.
Liang Chongyue was adjusting the system's form when he looked up and found that the system was admiring it.
Another slap, the left and right systems are tough and resilient.
Liang Chongyue brought up the system's previous appearance: "Take a good look, this is what you looked like when you first arrived in Qiyang."
The screen on the panel changed rapidly within a second, while the system was still admiring its own handsome figure a second earlier.
The next second, a fat dog that looked just like a white pig appeared on the panel, startling the system.
"No, I remember I didn't look like this when I first left the capital."
Liang Chongyue rolled her eyes at the system without any politeness: "Do you even remember how long you've been away from the capital?"
While in the capital, the system played around with A-Zheng's two children every day, and Xiang Yu was a restless person.
The man and the dog got along extremely well.
Half of the flowers and plants in the Imperial Garden were destroyed by these two people.
Fortunately, these two dared not disturb the flowers and plants in the backyard of Cining Palace, otherwise they could have destroyed those precious and rare items in less than seven or eight days.
In addition, the Empress Dowager dotes on these two, so there must be at least three squads of secret guards from Qingyu Pavilion constantly searching for flowers and plants, otherwise they wouldn't be able to keep up with the speed at which these two brats cause trouble.
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