PDLP The aftermath of Chapter 1867
The aftermath of Chapter 1867
It just goes to show how boundless children's imaginations are; they can come up with all sorts of answers.
There was no way to get any information from the questions, so the principal had no choice but to check the surveillance footage to see if there were any clues.
I didn't have much hope to begin with, but I figured I'd give it a shot. Who would have thought I'd actually find it?
What did you find?
The surveillance footage showed Fang Shiyou handing Caibao a light bulb from outside...
Well, now the mastermind behind this has surfaced – Sister Caibao.
The kindergarten director was almost laughing in exasperation.
The whole park was in an uproar because of this light bulb incident, but this little guy just quietly disappeared, enjoying the commotion more than anyone else.
She really has the potential to be a leader.
This kid has caused so much trouble, making the kindergarten principal an enemy of all kindergartens, causing the affiliated hospital to recently trend on social media for taking too many light bulbs, and even making the light bulbs themselves unaware that they have become dangerous items.
So it was all because of her curiosity?
She was curious, and instead of trying it herself, she made others try it...
Mother Wei originally said that once they found out who was behind this, she would go and tear down the house of the person who dared to instigate her son and expose him.
Upon hearing the name, it turned out to be Sister Caibao—
"Oh, that's okay."
Such a difficult woman, he immediately backed down, got up and left quickly, as if nothing had happened.
Principal: ...? ? ?
The headmistress didn't know that Wei's mother dared to cause trouble for anyone, even her own mother-in-law, but she wouldn't dare to cause trouble for Sister Caibao.
If she dares to make things difficult for Sister Caibao, her three sons will turn the house upside down and make her never have a moment's peace.
Those are three sons; their destructive power isn't just multiplied by three or three, it's infinite.
She was even grateful to Sister Caibao for making her three mischievous boys much more obedient.
She may be unreasonable, but she'll fight back with her fists.
Ultimately, the matter ended with various kindergartens launching a large-scale safety education campaign for young children.
Oh, that's what they thought was the end.
Unexpectedly, after the safety education session, many more incidents of people swallowing light bulbs occurred.
After I taught the children that they shouldn't swallow light bulbs because they wouldn't be able to get them out, they didn't believe me...
It wasn't just the light bulbs; there was also that long-legged plastic square stool. They told the children not to put their heads and arms into the same hole at the same time, because they wouldn't be able to get out.
That night, the three Wei brothers each grabbed a stool and started howling again!
The next day, Wei's mother smiled and begged Caibao's sister to stop teaching the three brothers these little life hacks and instead teach them something less awkward.
Her three sons' mouths have gotten bigger lately...
Treasure: ...? ? ?
"I really didn't teach that."
It was taught in kindergarten.
Very well, Wei's mother jumped up and started tearing at the headmaster.
It gave the headmistress a headache for a very long time; whenever she saw Sister Caibao, her head would involuntarily twitch.
Seriously, Sister Caibao was the biggest challenge of her career and the biggest obstacle to her smooth retirement.
She now has only one wish for the three years that Cai Bao Jie has been studying: that the years will pass by like days and that she will graduate as soon as possible.
Oh, graduation is impossible now. We're still in a small class, and we have three whole years of happy times ahead of us.
Caibao is full of energy now that she's in kindergarten.
When she got home from school that day, Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan came to pick her up. One of them carried her schoolbag, and the other carried her water bottle. Caibao walked ahead with her head held high.
Gu Feifan asked curiously, "Master, is there homework today?"
"Have."
"What is it?" He'd just seen all the kindergarten kids looking dejected; this homework must be really weird. He wanted to hear it, hehe…
"We are asked to prepare our reflections and give speeches on stage."
"Huh?" Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan were both speechless. Has kindergarten gotten this complicated now? Assigning homework is one thing, but assigning such difficult homework?
Honestly, they didn't have this kind of homework in elementary school.
What content should be discussed?
"Children shouldn't swallow light bulbs, crawl under stools, or do dangerous things..."
Caibao has a good memory. She rattled off a list. Well, the thing that other kids find most troublesome is not knowing what to say on stage, or being too timid to stand up and be afraid. But for our Caibao, these are not problems at all.
She speaks fluently and without hesitation, and seems completely unaware of fear.
Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan nodded in agreement. After a while, Gu Feifan suddenly asked, "You said that ordinary people can't get a light bulb out after swallowing it, but do you martial artists think you can?"
As soon as he asked the question, strangely, everyone fell silent.
Gu Feifan looked at Fang Shiyou, and Fang Shiyou looked at Caibao. Caibao blinked his big eyes and spread his hands: "Teacher said we can't do dangerous things. But I don't know if Youyou can take it out."
Fang Shiyou's eyes widened: "No, I didn't say I wanted to try it."
"Oh."
After taking the child home, Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan walked in silence the whole way. Once home, Gu Feifan couldn't hold back any longer—
"Old Fang, you really..."
"Shut up!"
Okay, then shut up.
Two mothers were on duty that night. They ordered takeout and played games until 11 p.m., then pulled up the covers and went to sleep.
Gu Feifan was fast asleep when suddenly there was a loud knocking on the door: "Ugh... ugh... ugh..."
Holy crap, are zombies knocking on the door?
He opened the door in a daze and saw Fang Shiyou swallowing a light bulb, drooling like a complete idiot: "Mmm...mmm..."
His eyes widened like cowbells, and he instantly snapped back to reality.
In the dead of night, a taxi driver received a bizarre and funny fare. He couldn't help but keep looking back, glancing at it again and again, and almost ran a red light.
Fang Shiyou silently lowered his head, but... as soon as he lowered his head, his saliva started gushing out, "hiss hiss hiss~~" He couldn't stop it, so he had no choice but to tilt his head back, and then his eyes met the driver's in the rearview mirror.
Fang Shiyou: ...
Gu Feifan held it in for a long time, but he couldn't help but say, "Master, you can laugh if you want."
He was afraid that if he didn't make his driver laugh, the driver would drive the car onto the sidewalk again.
"No, no, don't worry, taxi drivers in Hecheng are very professional and would never laugh at passengers, unless... haha... young man, hahaha, what exactly did you do? Pfft~"
Fang Shiyou: …………
Destroy it! It's all that bastard Gu Feifan's fault. He said that martial arts practitioners might have extraordinary talents and be able to do what ordinary people cannot. He actually believed his nonsense.
He secretly planned to try it out in the middle of the night. He would give it a shot, but if it didn't work, he wouldn't force it and would just pretend it never happened.
If he really succeeds, how much face will he have in front of his master?
Initially, Fang Shiyou was extremely cautious...