PDLP Chapter 1865 The Light Bulb Incident
Chapter 1865 The Light Bulb Incident
Throughout her life, Yuya's favorite things have always been pretty and cute people and objects.
She's a staunch believer in looks; she's captivated by all things beautiful and only cares about appearance, ignoring everything else.
The first time she saw Sister Caibao, she was captivated by her beauty and cuteness. After that, she became completely infatuated with her, drooling over her every day at work, wishing she could steal her home.
After finishing her shift, Yuya was a little reluctant to go back.
She kept pestering the principal to let her become a teacher in the second grade class, even if there was no teacher available, she would be happy to be a childcare worker. As a result, the childcare worker in the second grade class started to look at her strangely for a while.
If you become a childcare worker, then what am I supposed to be?
The headmistress initially disagreed, but as Sister Caibao accomplished one thing after another, she changed her mind.
The current kindergarten director would love to have someone specifically watching over Sister Caibao, this troublemaker.
Before Caibao arrived, all the teachers thought that kindergarten children were at most a quarrelsome, a fightsome, and a little prone to crying and making a fuss. But after Caibao came, they realized that their understanding of children was too superficial.
What a troublemaker!
For example, she caused a mass incident at the kindergarten where children swallowed light bulbs...
Where should we begin?
It all started when Shen Xi stumbled upon an early TV series starring a famous comedian. There was a scene where a man saw a light bulb instruction manual that said not to put it in his mouth. He didn't believe it and tried it himself. He couldn't get it out, and ended up having to go to the hospital.
This clip, taken from a TV series, is particularly funny because the main characters are all comedians with great acting skills.
Shen Xi laughed after finishing her swiping, and asked Chen Chuan curiously, "Did you ever try this when you were a kid?"
Someone who was replying to an email glanced at her upon hearing this and said, "Do I look like an idiot to you?"
Shen Xi muttered to herself, "Isn't there a saying that goes, 'Too clever by half'?"
"A smart person is also very curious and will want to try things that others dare not try."
"Ha ha……"
"Isn't technological progress driven by this kind of curiosity?"
"Wrong. Technological progress is driven by lazy people, because they are too lazy and want to take shortcuts."
"Bullshit."
"Scientists certainly wouldn't want to try putting a light bulb in their mouths."
Shen Xi remained silent for a long while before whispering, "Surely no one is really that curious and has to try it?"
Neither the couple noticed that Sister Caibao's little ears had perked up.
The little guy has a very strong curiosity, an extremely strong one.
They have stronger hands-on skills.
But she's smarter, and... full of bad ideas.
The little girl looked at the light bulb in her house, but instead of trying it herself, she told her friends about it when she came to kindergarten the next day.
"Let me tell you, you can't put a light bulb in your mouth, or you won't be able to get it out!!"
My friends didn't believe me.
"If it can go in, why can't it come out? Impossible!!"
“It’s true, it’s true, my mom said it.”
"Impossible, absolutely impossible! Aunt Shen must have a small mouth. If she had a big mouth, she could definitely take it out!"
Finally, everyone unanimously elected Wei Mingliang, the loudest kid in the class, to try it himself.
He was extremely proud and held his chest out high.
He has a big mouth, and he's capable!
Caibao even gave him a suggestion: "Then don't try it directly. Try it on something first, just in case you can't get it out."
Waaaaah... I'm so touched, Sister Caibao really cares about him.
The children were very enthusiastic and offered all sorts of suggestions. In the end, they chose the pears.
Because everyone agreed that the shape of a pear resembles a light bulb.
The three Wei brothers all have very large mouths, resembling the mouths of monkeys.
The children unanimously believed that Wei Mingliang's mouth was so big it could swallow a child whole, and that a mere light bulb was nothing compared to that...
Sure enough, he stuffed the huge pear inside and then pulled it out forcefully.
He confidently declared, "Wait till I get home and I'll stuff a light bulb in there for you to see, I guarantee I can get it out! I'll have my brother take a picture then!"
Wow! Wei Mingliang is amazing!
Amidst the shouts of "Sir!", Wei Mingliang lost himself.
When he got home that night, he swallowed a light bulb without even drinking any water...
It's easy to imagine what the outcome would be.
That night, the Wei family's pig-like screams filled the entire neighborhood with dread.
After trying repeatedly at home without success, the Wei family had no choice but to rush their son to the emergency room for emergency treatment.
If you think that's all, you're seriously underestimating children's curiosity.
After Wei Mingliang took the light bulb home, the three brothers had a meeting in their small room in the middle of the night.
The eldest and second eldest brothers both agreed that it must be because the youngest brother was too young and his mouth wasn't big enough that he couldn't get it out. They said that if they were to try, they would definitely be able to get it out.
Because they are big enough!
Wei Mingliang was very dissatisfied. He felt that it was because he was too nervous beforehand and did not insert it properly.
So the three brothers swallowed the light bulb together...
Great, three pigs in the neighborhood were killed at the same time.
Wei's mother was so exhausted from taking her son to the emergency room that she went numb.
This time, they sent three at once...
Even the doctor in the emergency room was laughing so hard that his hand was shaking as he picked up the light bulb. He was scolded by Wei's mother, who was furious, before he finally calmed down.
When Wei's mother returned home scolding her three pig-headed sons, she thought she had won. The little brats were crying so much that they must have learned their lesson and would behave themselves.
As it turns out, she was too naive.
The three brothers went to kindergarten the next day. When Caibao asked them about the battle the night before, they all said that they hadn't performed well and that if they tried again, they would definitely have succeeded.
They firmly believed that if the light bulb could go in, it could definitely get out.
Because things are just things, and mouths are just mouths, how could something go in but not come out?
Not scientific!
We must trust science.
If something can go in, it can go out.
So they asked to try again.
There are no light bulbs in the kindergarten, and even if there were, the children wouldn't be able to find them.
Very well, Caibao then arranged for Fang Shiyou to buy three back.
Fang Shiyou, that silly boy, does whatever his master says without asking a single question, and actually goes to buy it.
He didn't think it was a big deal; light bulbs weren't dangerous items. Maybe their master was just playing house and needed props?
The light bulb was ready, the three brothers were in place, and under the curious and admiring gaze of the children, they... swallowed it again.
Great, they were rushed to the hospital again, crying and screaming. Coincidentally, the emergency room doctor was covering for someone else today and finished work a little late.
Very good. Within a dozen hours, three groups of patients were received in a row. The doctor's hands were so sore from laughing that he could no longer hold the clamps.
Finally, a replacement player came on.
The three brothers finally admitted defeat after three attempts.
If it ended like this, it wouldn't be a big deal.