PDLP Chapter 1861 A Chance Encounter with Shit
Chapter 1861 A Chance Encounter with Shit
Jiang An sneered: "What gifts? Those are just things to fool children."
Treasure held up one finger and shook it: "Of course you don't believe me, because you didn't give me any gifts, you're not a good mother."
Jiang An angrily retorted, "What do you know, you little beast!"
"Don't you dare insult Sister Caibao!!!" Xuanzai, who was usually gentle and introverted, suddenly shouted in a voice she had never heard before, and then stepped forward to block Caibao: "Sister Caibao is the best Sister Caibao in the world, you are not allowed to insult her!"
Everyone was stunned.
I've never heard Xuanzai raise his voice like that before. It's because he's too good-natured and too timid. If someone bullies him, he'll just cry and whine to himself, but he wouldn't dare raise his voice at anyone.
Who would have thought that he would suddenly erupt today!
"You insulted Sister Caibao!! You're a bad mother!!"
“I don’t welcome you! Go away, Mom!” He pointed to the front door.
No matter how Jiang An scolded, hit, or belittled him before, Xuanzai always swallowed his anger and endured it silently without saying a word.
She said it was okay, that she was his mother, and that it was his duty.
But she can't say a word about Sister Caibao!! Not a single word!! Because Sister Caibao is so kind, no one can say a single bad word about her!
"You want me to leave? Zheng Zixuan, I'm your mother, your own mother!!" Jiang An was practically going crazy.
Is her son out of his mind? How dare he kick her out! How could he dare?
Her son, who used to be too afraid to even speak in front of her, not only yelled at her today but also told her to leave.
Jiang An was furious!
She glared at Caibao: "It's all your fault, you little brat! Your mother is a slut, and you're a little slut too! Your whole family..."
The next second, all the children present suddenly fell silent, motionless, and quietly stared at her.
There were over fifty children.
The scene suddenly turned strange. Even someone as arrogant as Jiang An sensed something was wrong. She stopped talking and stared at the group of children, creating a standoff.
Chen Jin wiped his forehead. He had been glad that he had found a different way to please his boss, but now he suddenly felt like he had made a mistake today.
He had a bad feeling...
His hunch was right!
Haozai suddenly jumped up: "Everyone, charge!"
In an instant, the standoff was broken, and the group of children rushed forward and overwhelmed Jiang An.
They're using the spitting fight that kids are best at!
That's the saliva of more than fifty children!
This is what hell on earth looks like, isn't it?
Jiang An breaks down! Jiang An screams!
She only called out for a second before stopping.
Because as soon as she opened her mouth, countless drops of saliva were spat into it...
Shutting up didn't help; her saliva was sticking to her eyes and nostrils, making it impossible for her to open her eyes.
Someone threw a banana peel at her, and in her panic, she slipped and fell.
She was a bit unlucky; she fell onto a scooter and hit her head on the ground with a loud "bang," which made her cry out in pain.
Unfortunately, her fall did not elicit any sympathy from the cubs; instead, they were even happier to see her in trouble and surrounded her even more closely.
"Tui! Tui! Tui!"
It sounded exactly like "retreat, retreat, retreat," leaving Chen Jin completely dumbfounded.
How did things suddenly escalate to this point? He didn't understand, but this was a riot... a riot by children!!
Honestly, it's scary, really scary.
Jiang An fell to the ground and hit his head, but this did not stop the group of children. On the contrary, their attack became even more ferocious.
Once the child in front finishes spitting, they quickly make way for the child behind, ensuring there's always saliva to be spat on and that it never stops.
What did the little kid who walked away do?
They went to get the "weapons".
This was even more outrageous; countless saliva, fruit peels, cakes, and cola were hurled at Jiang An in a surging torrent.
Who can understand the breakdown of a high-society lady at this moment?
She struggled desperately to run, but she couldn't.
Forget about running, she couldn't even get up. Her feet were wet and slippery no matter how she stepped, and she was being sprayed and hit all over her head and body like raindrops.
Jiang'an was caught in the torrent of the people, in a sorry state, and powerless to resist.
These kids have no sportsmanship; they not only spat at her, but also sprayed her with a can of cola...
In short, spit whenever you have saliva, and throw things away after you've finished spitting. Make sure you don't fire blanks.
Jiang An didn't even dare to open her mouth to curse, because she didn't know what strange things would enter her mouth if she did.
She fared even worse than Jung Chae-rin did last time.
Because of the larger number of people, the longer duration, and the richer variety of weapons.
Chen Jin and the nannies didn't even dare to go up and rescue her. Because who would dare to stand up to more than fifty children?
No one in the world dares to do this.
Besides Sister Caibao.
She crossed her arms, looked at Jiang An who was crying, and remained silent with a solemn face.
Xuanzai stood beside her, his eyes red, tears streaming down his face, but he didn't cry out. He bit his lip and didn't plead for his mother.
Suddenly, Haozai shouted again, "Everyone, get out of the way!"
His friends obediently made way for him, and he took a tissue, wrapped something in it, and threw it at Jiang An.
With a "splat," a large black mass landed on Jiang An's face—
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
A flock of birds flew away with a whoosh outside the courtyard, and a group of armed police officers carrying live ammunition rushed in.
Then, they saw that Secretary Zheng's daughter-in-law, who always looked down on people, was covered in ribbons and her face was covered in a large blob of unidentified substance, making her look like a mud figure.
It stinks! It stinks terribly! It's unbearably smelly!!
She collapsed softly and fainted.
Chen Jin said to the young soldiers, "Quick! Get them to the hospital!"
The seasoned young soldiers stepped forward, and the little brats scattered in a flash.
The soldiers were well-trained, fearless of hardship and danger, unafraid of bloodshed and sacrifice, but—
"yue..."
They all vomited.
They are fearless and can endure anything, unless they can't bear it anymore.
The secretary's daughter-in-law had a huge lump of poop smeared on her face, and it was dog poop!
It stinks!
The indomitable young armed police officers carried the person away while they were vomiting. It was truly admirable of them.
Iron will meets shit, all I can say is... thank goodness it's iron will, otherwise, it would have been thrown away long ago.
Wen Ying exclaimed "Eh~~" and took several steps back.
Family members, does anyone understand? She never knew that corn poop could smell so bad!
And what did this brat eat? How could he poop so much?!
There was still room to spare after smearing it all over Jiang An's face!
Most importantly, that little rascal Haozai is really cunning. When did he go and pick up Yumi's dog poop?
She didn't know that the corn didn't want to poop either; it was forced to by Haozai!
Haozai has plenty of experience in forcing dogs to poop. Corn whimpered pitifully while squatting down and straining to poop. You can imagine how difficult life is for a dog.