PDLP Chapter 1793 Big Head Big Head
Chapter 1793 Big Head Big Head
Uncle and Lou Linshan were quiet.
The loser can't even lift his head. My uncle had never suffered such humiliation in his life. When he suddenly looked up and saw Teacher Zhong and the principal, he was more excited than an ordinary person seeing the People's Liberation Army.
When Teacher Zhong saw the treasure, he thought, "This little guy has actually made contact with those shady disciples outside again. He can even squeeze in a corner through the fence. Do you think he's impressed?"
Anyway, Teacher Zhong is quite impressed.
Ugh, I'm so tired. Sometimes I really want to grit my teeth and switch classes with Teacher Yuya, but I don't know why she's reluctant to switch.
Helplessly, she called out, "Sister Caibao."
A gentle call came from Caibao, who was pointing out Fang Shiyou's cards with a chubby finger.
They worked together in this way: Fang Shiyou would draw the cards, and she would direct him to play them. Their cooperation was seamless, and they won several rounds in a row.
I was getting really into it when the teacher suddenly found out.
She rolled her beautiful eyes. Here we go again. They're watching her every day; she has no freedom at all.
You say school isn't fun? But Dad says all kids have to go to school...
Mom and Dad went to school when they were young...
Ugh, going to school is awful.
Teacher Zhong quickly walked over: "Sister Caibao, how could you sneak here? No matter where you go, you have to tell the teacher, okay?"
"Oh. Quick, friend, bring on another three generations."
Fang Shiyou quickly gave the three 5s and a 6.
The uncle rummaged through his cards, hesitated for a moment, and finally pulled out four 2s to bomb.
We can't let them dominate anymore, otherwise Fang Shiyou will play all his cards and drag the opponent down with him.
Well, three 5s still make 3 points.
Teacher Zhong walked up to him and gently advised, "Caibao! Stop playing and come to class with me."
"Okay, teacher, right away. Grandpa, hurry up."
Uncle was in a hurry. He had a big hand, but Lou Linshan was poor and had no points or good cards. In the end, he couldn't get ahead and could only throw out a small pair. After a round, Caibao had a pair of Aces.
Then they threw out three Kings with a pair of Tens.
The uncle was dumbfounded.
Such a small child, but with a big mind. Those three 5s were just to lure him into a trap.
Now, with a full fifty points, he could only watch helplessly. In the end, Treasure and his team won again with overwhelming force.
I'm so happy!
The urging from Teacher Zhong behind me grew more and more urgent. I really didn't want to go to class, and I didn't want to play some silly games with little kids, but I had no choice.
She's too young; her father says she can't go to university yet. University is for adults; little babies can only go to kindergarten.
Caibao sighed, pulled her head back, paused, and then—remained motionless.
She couldn't back down now.
Huh? What's going on?
No matter how hard you try, you still can't pull it back.
I strained and strained with all my might, but my head didn't budge. Oh no, it could slide up and down, but not forward or backward.
Uh... my big head is stuck.
Most children, when they come here, will either struggle desperately or cry loudly.
But Caibao wasn't an ordinary child. After trying a few times and realizing she couldn't squeeze out, she gave up.
He remained seated on the steps of the fence, shrugging: "I'm stuck."
The next second, everyone was in a state of panic.
Fang Shiyou was terrified.
Can someone tell him why a child's head can pop out but can't pop back in?
What if I can't crawl back in?
Don't they say that if you can crawl out, you can crawl back in? Why can't you do that now?
What should we do if Sister Caibao gets injured?
He had to kill himself.
When Teacher Zhong realized something was wrong, she panicked.
Actually... the fence is quite wide... all I can say is that Sister Caibao's head is just too big...
Without saying a word, Fang Shiyou was about to go over and break the fence.
The gatekeeper quickly grabbed him: "Are you stupid? You can't just pry it open like that! What if you hurt the child?"
Those are the head and neck, vulnerable and life-threatening areas; you can't just do that to them.
"What should I do?"
The uncle clapped his hands: "I'll go to the guardhouse and get the hammer."
He turned to leave, but Lou Linshan stopped him: "Old Deng, what are you doing with that hammer?"
"Pry open the railing, what are you doing?"
"No! What if my master gets hurt?"
"This won't work, that won't work, what do you suggest we do?"
Teacher Zhong squatted down beside Caibao, constantly comforting her: "Sister Caibao, don't be afraid, your teacher is here. Don't be nervous, we are thinking of a way, and we will be able to get you out soon."
He reached out to wipe her sweat.
Caibao sighed again: "Teacher."
Teacher Zhong asked anxiously, "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"
"Teacher, I'm not nervous, can you relax a bit?"
Teacher Zhong was taken aback.
"Your hands were shaking as you wiped my sweat."
When Ms. Zhong looked, her hands were indeed trembling violently. She had handled so many cases of children's accidental injuries before, so why was she so unsteady today?
Caibao smiled and said, "Teacher, come on, take a deep breath."
Teacher Zhong was both amused and exasperated. What kind of time was this to be making fun of her?
She seems to have extraordinary courage; no wonder she became the leader of the kindergarten so quickly.
Those useless fellows outside, staring longingly at the treasure, asked, "Master, what should we do?"
They're asking what to do with a three-year-old?
Teacher Zhong and his uncle could hardly believe their ears.
No way, is this even acceptable? How could you even bring yourself to ask that question?
Gu Feifan, being rather honest, immediately asked for help: "Why don't we call Brother Chuan?"
It's so close to home, it only takes a few minutes to get here. Brother Chuan is a man of action; if we hadn't informed him of something this serious, they would have been skinned alive.
"No way!!" Everyone refused in unison.
If we call Brother Chuan over, will they still be alive?
If he knew that because they were gambling in front of the kindergarten, they attracted Caibao, then got her to join in, taught her how to play cards, and finally got her head stuck in the door, then... it wouldn't be a simple matter of being skinned alive.
The treasure was also rejected.
For the same reason as above, she couldn't let her dad know that she often sneaked out to play, otherwise what could she do if he didn't allow it? Her only chance to let herself out and have fun was when she had just learned to play the card game "Upgrading," which she found very interesting.
Nuha suggested, "How about calling him Teacher Shen?"
He received three slaps: "Are you stupid? Even if Teacher Shen finds out, how far away is it from Brother Chuan finding out?"
Who doesn't know that Teacher Shen and Brother Chuan are the closest? If you tell Teacher Shen, it might not be her who comes, but Brother Chuan, and in the end, Teacher Shen will get slapped in the face.
"This won't work, that won't work, what should we do?"
Caibao gave them a playful look: "Idiot! Call them firefighters!"
Oh right, right! Call the fire department right away.