Chapter 623: There is an 8% chance that there is a man helping you scratch this noisy smell!
Chapter 623: There is an 8% chance that there is a man helping you scratch this noisy smell!
Zheng Hui waited for a long time until Lu Xunwang fell asleep, then she sneaked out.
Afterwards, Luo Shanmin and Zheng Hui brewed some sauce in an abandoned pigsty behind Zheng Hui's house.
Although there is a slight odor.
But the two of them were hugging each other eagerly, and they didn't care about the difficult conditions at all.
It was exciting and thrilling!
Especially Zheng Hui, the long-lost reunion made her exude alluring sweetness and temptation from the inside out, with an excited and blurred look.
Luo Shanmin was intoxicated all of a sudden!
After the two of them had sex, they hurried back to their own places. When they left, they did not forget to kiss each other on the mouth again, and then they quietly went home.
Luo Shanmin groped his way up to the sentry post on the mountain.
Luo Shanmin rubbed his nose with his hand, feeling very happy.
This time, the kindness Zheng Hui showed him really made him satisfied.
Moreover, Zheng Hui made something similar to a small piece of clothing, which is also very safe when put on.
Zheng Hui took the small piece of clothing and threw it into the toilet, then pressed it down with a dung scoop.
Only then did I return home to my bed.
After lying down, I took a deep breath.
I don’t know if it’s because Zheng Hui is in good health, but when she was dealing with two men, she still felt like a hungry tiger.
It can't fill her heart!
Especially late at night, she always clamped her legs tightly together as if in a dream!
And halfway up the mountain
Lu Xunfeng and Guo Xiuxiu just reunited as an old couple.
"Hey, you old man, you drank too much tiger bone wine, and now I feel sore and tired!"
Guo Xiuxiu had a look of anger on her face; she felt that she was not clean.
"My menstruation has stopped for several years. You old man, you still have this idea. You are so shameless."
Lu Xunfeng smiled awkwardly and said, "What are you talking about? You are my wife. If I have an idea, who else can I turn to if not you?"
Guo Xiuxiu pinched Lu Xunfeng's waist and said, "You stinky old man, don't you know to drink less tiger bone wine? If I get pregnant, I will be so ashamed!"
Lu Xunfeng endured the pain in his waist and said, "Ouch, it hurts so much, you bad woman, it's just twice, why are you so angry? Next time I'll let you drink some tiger bone wine, and you'll be back to health!"
"Rejuvenation? I'm back to health! Stop drinking tiger bone wine!"
Guo Xiuxiu immediately went back to her and Xiaotong's room.
She said that Lu Xunfeng came to her in the middle of the night to discuss something important.
In the end, that was the thing?
Guo Xiuxiu is an older person and is indifferent to that matter.
As a result, she felt extremely embarrassed. She hadn't done it for a long time and she almost forgot the feeling.
But after this, there was still a smile on the corner of her mouth.
So, even though he was cursing, he was already thinking in his heart that he would cook the chicken over a long fire and make chicken soup to drink tomorrow morning.
Her body was broken twice in a row and her old waist was almost broken.
Although it was very embarrassing, I couldn't help but laugh secretly.
To be honest, people of this generation generally don’t have any other nighttime activities like barbecue, hotpot, or skewers.
So, this is the thing between two people.
In the morning, both Lu Xunfeng and Guo Xiuxiu had a blush on their faces.
No one else noticed.
Fortunately, everyone at home is busy drinking chicken soup, so who would think about what you did last night?
After all, this matter will not be asked directly.
But it was only after drinking the chicken soup that Guo Xiuxiu felt like she was alive again.
You know, when a woman reaches a certain age, if she wants to have a good life, she must drink good chicken soup.
If that doesn't work, drinking some egg soup will do.
For example, Luo Shanmin went to the edge of the mountain where Lu Cheng was early in the morning, caught a pheasant and secretly sent it to Zheng Hui.
Luo Shanmin also caught a pheasant to eat.
He didn't dare to catch pheasants often because he was afraid that Lu Cheng would find out and scold him.
But in fact, Lu Cheng knew exactly which pheasants he caught.
As a night watchman, how could Luo Shanmin not catch a pheasant?
Then what's the point of him?
Therefore, Luo Shanmin would not be able to catch many pheasants, but he would still have the opportunity to add pheasant as a meat dish!
Luo Shanmin couldn’t be starved, but he couldn’t be fed either!
At this time, He Guimei was grabbing Lu Xunyan's ears and driving him out, saying, "Look, you come to my side all day long, get out now!"
"What are you doing? Sons and daughters, please save me, your father."
Lu Xunyan looked like he was in pain, but he was still clinging to the door tightly.
Lu Jianpi said in a relaxed tone: "Dad, please stop it, you are trying to trick us!"
He Guimei immediately said, "Think about it yourself. Your mother is your mother. The three of us don't want to hold your mother's stinky feet and smell them every day! The three of us have a good life!"
Lu Xunyan leaned against the door and said, "Wife, you will get old too. You can't leave me. We will be companions in old age! Your sons and daughters will all have their own families in the future. Do you want to live alone like my mom? That would be so miserable!"
He Guimei was furious when she heard this and said, "It's better for me to live alone than to live with you. I don't want you anymore. You come here every day. If I let you stay in this house, you will run away every day. Do you think I don't know about your affair with Zheng Chunxiao?"
Lu Xunyan said with a pale face: "I don't have a wife, I don't have one!"
Lu Xunyan cursed inwardly, "Who told He Guimei about his affairs?"
If he knew, he would definitely give that person a good beating!
"Lu Xunyan, I'm here, just give up and get out!"
He Guimei pulled Lu Xunyan's body out with all her strength and slammed the door shut.
Lu Xunyan looked helplessly from outside, tiptoed to climb over the wall, but He Guimei took out an iron hoe and said, "If you dare to climb over the wall, I will hit you with one hoe and hang you on the wall!"
Lu Xunyan rubbed his nose with his hand and said, "I'm leaving. I'll leave right away!"
He was helpless, as Zheng Chunxiao's incident had ruined his chance of returning home.
Zheng Chunxiao wouldn't tell anyone about this, right?
At this time, Zheng Chunxiao was sitting under the big willow tree with a smug look on his face.
"Widow Zheng, tell me how you spend your nights without a man?"
Sun Liulian asked her with a sly smile, "Have you worn out a few of your mats?"
Zheng Chunxiao stared at Sun Liulian with an unhappy look on his face and said, "I say, Aunt Sun, aren't you also a widow? You ask me this, how come you are still this old? Don't you have any idea?"
Sun Liulian smiled wickedly and raised her loose eyelids and said, "I, at least, do it myself. With your complexion, your voice, your seductiveness, and your slutty smell, you must have a man to help you do it!"
Zheng Chunxiao was embarrassed to hear someone say this to her face and said, "Don't talk nonsense! I'm a decent woman!"
Zheng Chunxiao felt even less confident when he said this.
The sound was faint, but there was a slight tremor to it.
She was thinking in her heart, why is Sun Liulian trying to spy on her like this?
Could it be that he has caught her with some evidence?
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