PDLP Chapter 135 Wu Xie, who was chased like a dog by a monkey
Chapter 135 Wu Xie, who was chased like a dog by a monkey
After Huo Xiuxiu left, Hei Xiazi finally got up from the ground, brushed off the dust on his leather jacket, and tentatively touched his face. As soon as his fingers touched his face, he grimaced in pain.
"Jiang Jiang, can't you be a little gentler? Master Hei, I make a living by my looks too!"
"What? Hei Ye is planning to work as a yazi in the club? If you want to go, I can arrange a way for you!" Xie Yuchen raised his eyebrows.
"Blind man, I thought you were going to lie there and pretend to be dead today," Jiang Shen said.
"Isn't it because you don't like dealing with the Huo family?" Hei Xia Zi took out a burger from the KFC family bucket and took a bite. If it weren't for the Huo family's hiring that year, he wouldn't have been involved in this thing and had a wanted warrant on his back.
"But, speaking of which, didn't the Third Master of the Wu family hire you to escort Wu Xie?" Jiang Shen glanced at Hei Xia Zi and slowly stabbed him in the heart again, "I forgot, some people pay employers for visiting graves."
Black Blind Man: ...
"Aren't you hired either?" Black Blind Man said.
Jiang Shen pulled out his phone, found the text message, and placed it in front of Hei Xia Zi: "Look carefully, it's me who's not going! It's not him who didn't ask."
Black Blind Man: ...
"But, can Wu Xie be so cruel to his 'childhood friend'?" Jiang Shen said, supporting his chin.
"It shouldn't be. After all, they were childhood playmates, and Wu Xie values relationships," Xie Yuchen said.
"Not necessarily. His current childhood friend is no longer the same one he had before," Jiang Shen said.
Xie Yuchen frowned, somewhat puzzled.
Jiang Shen explained, "His childhood friend died three years ago. The current one, to be more precise, is a person transformed from the materialized power of the bronze tree in the Qinling Mountains."
"Materialization?" Xie Yuchen asked doubtfully.
"What you think is what you get. If you are near the bronze tree and imagine something in your mind, it will appear before you. However, this thing should have a price and restrictions, but I don't know what they are." Jiang Shen explained.
"Jiang Jiang, how do you know so much?" Hei Xiazi was a little surprised. He didn't know that much.
"I am a Taoist priest who moves mountains. My tradition has been passed down for thousands of years. Are you so sure that I have never been there?" Jiang Shen rolled his eyes at Hei Xiazi.
"By the way, there's a cocktail party in a few days, come with me." Xie Yuchen said to Jiang Shen.
"Why?" Jiang Shen widened his eyes.
"I pay hundreds of thousands of dollars a month in salary, so I have to put it into practice, right? You were hired by Wu Sansheng twice before, and I'm still paying you. How about attending a cocktail party?" Xie Yuchen was speechless. Who is the boss between him and Jiang Shen?
Jiang Shen: "Aren't you afraid that I'll get drunk at the party and blow up the whole place with an RPG?"
Xie Yuchen:......
Black Blind Man: Don’t mention it, I really want to see it.
—————Boundary Line——————
Qin Ling, Wu Xie and the others were running so fast that their legs were almost leaving afterimages.
"Fatty, why did you use those wild fruits to provoke the monkeys? You got your comeuppance, didn't you?" Wu Xie complained as he ran.
"Who told these monkeys to keep staring at our backpacks? Isn't this for protecting our equipment?" Fatty Wang said as he ran wildly.
Lao Yang: "You...you two, stop...stop arguing. The important...important thing now is to get...quickly get out of here."
And the netizens in the live broadcast room who have been paying attention to Wu Xie,
Mingzhu's Pu Ye Chen: [Come on, come on, everyone, come and see! A man is chased like a dog by a monkey!]
Fuyaozhiyu Baiyunyou: [I have to say, Wu Xie and Fatty Wang combined really are a super-double of the uncanny buff. Fatty Wang casually threw a sour fruit, and it hit the Monkey King's forehead directly. Dozens of monkeys, but he just happened to hit the Monkey King's forehead accurately. This luck is unmatched!]
Only money and flowers can't be let down: [It's a pity that their luck is not good, otherwise, if they bought two lottery tickets, they would definitely win!]
Wind Chimes: [Buying lottery tickets? With these two's terrible luck, even getting a consolation prize is a blessing from heaven!]
After much effort, the three people finally escaped from the monkeys.
"Huh!" Wu Xie collapsed to the ground. Even when he was being chased by a Tibetan mastiff during training, he didn't run away so fast. Today, he was chased by a monkey and became a dog. "Fatty, for the sake of our lives, keep your hands under control next time. Thank you!"
After Wu Xie finished speaking breathlessly, he lay down on the ground and didn't move. He didn't even have the strength to move a finger.
"Tian Nai, we're both half a catty and eight ounces each, so let's not laugh at each other," Fatty Wang said. "It would be so great if Ah Jiang was here!"
"Aren't you afraid that A Jiang will fire an RPG at these monkeys? If he fires one, we'll all have to go in." Wu Xie said weakly.
Fatty Wang: "Ajiang is here, and Black Blind is almost here too. With Black Blind drawing the fire, at most those monkeys will get beaten up! It's not a big deal!"
Hei Xia Zi: Do I look like a despicable person?
Fatty Wang/Wu Xie: How about we have a good talk with you?