PDLP 161-My Name Is Fu Xin, Because I Lost Two Catties, You Can Also Call Me Father!
161-My Name Is Fu Xin, Because I Lost Two Catties, You Can Also Call Me Father!
Jingle Bell..……
Jingle Bell………
It wasn't long before Yu Xiaoxiao left.
The class bell rang.
The students entered the classroom in twos and threes.
soon.
There was a sound of slightly hasty footsteps.
A figure came to the door of the classroom.
I saw that the person who came looked to be in his forties, wearing thick glasses.
A pair of chic mustaches, looks quite happy.
"stand up!"
"Hello, teacher." All the students shouted.
"Hi students, please sit down."
The mustache man chuckled and nodded his head.
Then he coughed lightly, his face became solemn, and he introduced himself.
"Introduce yourself."
"I am your music teacher. My surname is Wu, and my name is Shushan."
"Everyone can call me Teacher Wu."
The voice just fell.
A voice sounded suddenly.
"Teacher, I know!!"
"The meaning of your name is to look at Chang'an in the northwest, to be pitiful to countless mountains, right?"
moment.
Everyone's eyes looked over.
It was not someone else who spoke.
It was Baba who had a smile on his face all the time!
At this moment, he seemed to be complacent about guessing the origin of the teacher's name.
To the surprised and astonished gazes cast by the students.
It's all worship!
Su Chen who originally planned to continue reading quietly.
Hearing this, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
Good guy.
You say this guy is ignorant and knows ancient poetry.
You say it's amazing, but you don't have any brains when you talk.
outrageous!!
He also reacted the same way, as well as the audience in the live broadcast room.
The moment Baba finished speaking.
The barrage in the live broadcast room surged crazily!
"Pfft hahaha, show! Tianxiu! Chen Duxiu! The show of Dihua! The show of good fortune Zhong Shenxiu! It must be the 17th show of the rising!!"
"Niu Pi's life doesn't need to be explained, and Niu Cha's words don't need to be explained. He understands everything he understands. Hahaha made me laugh!!"
"Sure enough, it is worthy of being called Baba in both Chinese and English. One word, you're so awesome! Two words, you're really crazy! Five words, you're so fucking awesome!!"
"Good guy, I'm going to be a good guy to serve you, this shit is more than that, it's just plain!!"
"Don't talk about it, classmate Ba left very peacefully, hahaha, I lied to you! It's a miserable death, and the ashes have been thrown away!!"
"Music teacher: Guess, does my fist the size of a sandbag hurt when I hit someone?"
Just when the audience was giggling and laughing non-stop.
Wu Shushan who heard this.
The old face suddenly turned blue, white, and purple.
That exaggerated face-changing technique made many classmates foolish!
God is so pitiful to countless mountains!
I pity your uncle!
Are you polite?!
He slandered a few words in his heart fiercely.
Considering that today is the first day of class, I have to make a good impression on my classmates.
Wu Shushan squeezed out a stiff smile, and laughed.
"Uh heh heh..."
"This classmate is really humorous.
"May I have your name?"
Not loud.
But as the students who were watching, they all gave Ba Ba a look of pity.
Obviously.
In their view.
The reason why the teacher asked the name.
I must want to remember him, and trouble him in the future, and give him little shoes!!
However.
But Baba seems to be because of being in the game.
Didn't realize it.
With a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, he opened his mouth to explain.
"Teacher, my name is Fu Xin. I recently lost two catties due to weight loss."
Ax new?
Lost two pounds?
Wu Shushan was taken aback.
A look of disdain flashed in his eyes.
Still want to play crossword puzzles with me?
Almost without thinking, he blurted out without thinking.
"So you're called Father? Huh?"
The words just came out of my mouth.
Wu Shushan reacted abruptly.
father...father??
Fuck!
I was tricked by an elementary school student?!!
It was also taken advantage of!!!
As soon as I think about it, the whole person feels a little bad!
What made his face darker even more.
I don't know if Baba did it on purpose.
After he finished speaking, there was a hint of a faint smile on his face, and he responded with a hey.
pause time.
The whole class was silent, and a needle could be heard.
All the students opened their mouths wide open, their faces stunned!
"Damn it! Fucked! Fucked! I knelt down so badly! I was so bullied! I actually did something that I always wanted to do when I was in school but didn't do it!!"
"Good guy, let the teacher call you daddy? I'm convinced! I've been stabbed in the ass by Qinglong Yanyue today, and my eyes have been opened!!"
"The person is shown in the morning, the coffin is carried away at noon, the corpse is cremated in the afternoon, and the ashes go up the mountain at night! At this moment, I can only recite a poem. I have an old friend who is like a relative, and now the grave is full of green!!"
"Others are frantically probing on the verge of death, good guy, when you come to you, you are directly making achievements for Lord Yan!!"
"I was beaten up by my dad just now, but when I saw this video, I couldn't help but burst out laughing. My dad thought I was not convinced, so he beat me up again!!"
"It's really the tattooist who closed his eyes and showed my face! Brother, remember, this is the pinnacle of your life!!"
In the live broadcast room.
Take this scene into your eyes.
The audience couldn't hold back for a moment.
They were frightened by Baba's operation one after another!
The successive rewards and overwhelming bullet screens filled the entire screen in the blink of an eye.
Not only them.
Even Su Chen in the corner.
At this moment, he couldn't help giving a thumbs up secretly.
Should I say it or not.
This wave of operations is a bit of a bullshit!
Just kind of useless.
If one fails, maybe I have to kneel first!
But the effect is still very strong!
From Wu Shushan's dumbfounded and sluggish appearance on the spot, we can see a thing or two!
"You you you!! Stand up and listen to this class!!"
A long time passed.
Wu Shushan, who came back to his senses, was so angry that his whole body trembled a little.
He drank with anger in his eyes.
Then, he turned his head to look at the other students, and asked in a cold voice.
"Tell me, what is his name?"
silence!
silence!
All the students looked at me and I looked at you, but no one answered!
And this scene was seen in Wu Shushan's eyes.
But let him misunderstand.
Not only do I feel that bully must be a bully in the class.
Even as a teacher, I don't have the slightest majesty in the eyes of my classmates!
for a while.
That's an annoyance!!
The original good mood before the class also dissipated.
The atmosphere in the entire class became somewhat depressed.
In the live broadcast room.
Even across the screen, the audience seemed to be able to feel the chilling aura.
Just thinking of Baba's name.
They laughed unkindly again, and the bullet screen surged.
"Hahahaha, it seems that the teacher misunderstood, thinking that the students can't afford to offend Baba, and are afraid of him!!"
"I just want to know what kind of expression will appear on the teacher's face after the teacher knows his real name. Hahaha, I'm inexplicably looking forward to it!!"
"One thing to say, why do I feel that this routine is something that Ba Ba's parents have already thought up when they named him, and they plan to come up with it every time they meet a teacher in the future.
"Upstairs, don't tell me, it's really possible! Otherwise, his parents wouldn't have given him such a name! There must be no good intentions!!"
"In that case, I'm even more curious. What did his parents go through when they were studying to make this decision?"
"What's even more strange to me is why God Su has been so quiet until now? This doesn't look like his style? Could it be that God Su has been taken away?"
"Add one upstairs, I also think that God Su is a little too quiet. According to the past situation, he has already started to take advantage of the opportunity to make troubles! How can he become a melon-eating crowd like he is now!! "
Just when the audience shifted the focus of discussion from Baba to Su Chen.
At this time.
Su Chen, who had been silent all this time, reminded lightly.
"Teacher, as a good baby, we are all very obedient."
"The reason why I didn't answer your question is mainly because his name is really difficult to say."
"emmm...Let's put it this way, you can look at the roster on the podium, the name you don't want to miss is his name."
"You don't have to thank me, just call me Red Scarf."
Wu Shushan heard the words.
Although there is some disbelief in my heart.
However, his face softened a lot.
The gaze towards Su Chen also became much more cordial.
Then, his eyes scanned the class.
All the students nodded their heads unanimously, expressing their approval of this statement.
Then, with a hint of suspicion, he lowered his head and looked at the roster.
Swept down ten lines at a glance.
soon.
Baba, this conspicuous name appeared in his field of vision.
His eyes narrowed slightly.
The corners of his mouth twitched violently twice.
A look of shit on his face.
This name is quite insane!!
at the same time.
There was a trace of relief in my heart.
It turned out that I was wrong to blame my classmates.
It's not that they don't want to correct the guy's name.
It's such an indescribable name!
It cannot be said that it will be used by people who take advantage of it every day!!
Think here.
He is in a better mood.
He glanced at Baba coldly, and hummed.
"Since your name is not Fu Xin, why did you lie to the teacher?!"
When Ba Ba heard this, the smile on his face remained unchanged.
He just shouted innocently in his tone.
"It's wrong, teacher!"
"I said my name is Fu Xin, and I lost two catties because of weight loss."
"Is there anything wrong with that?"
"Don't father and Baba mean the same thing?"
Wu Shushan's tone turned cold.
The expression on his face froze.
Good guy.
Feelings are waiting for me!!
I am speechless!!!
When I thought that I was taken advantage of, I couldn't get back the place.
Wu Shushan felt depressed in his heart.
It seems that this dumb 937 is determined to suffer!!
I muttered a few words secretly in my heart.
Wu Shushan snorted coldly and ignored him.
I took two deep breaths.
I adjusted my mood.
He smiled slightly at the students and said.
Today is our first class, I will test you first.
"Excuse me, what is a baritone? What is a tenor? What is a bass?"
The voice fell.
All the students were dumbfounded.
Qiqi made a question mark.
Only Su Chen had a smile in his eyes.
He gave Ba Ba a sympathetic look with deep meaning.
don't ask.
Wu Shushan really wants to get back on the stage!!
as expected!
A cursory glance.
Seeing that all the students had a confused expression on their faces.
Wu Shushan directly fixed his eyes on Ba Ba, and a smile flashed across the corner of his mouth.
"Since no one has raised their hands, let's talk about it."
"If the answer is correct, you will be rewarded to sit down and listen to the lecture, if the answer is wrong, you will be fined to sing a song for everyone!"
As soon as this word came out.
How could Baba not understand that he was being 'revenged'!
His eyes changed slightly.
With a slumped face, he was speechless!
"Hmph! I don't know what to do!!"
"It looks like you don't study hard on weekdays, but you can't even answer such a simple question!"
"Naughty things are well handled!"
"Tell me, what will you do if you are out of society in the future?!"
Seeing him speechless, unable to answer.
A smugness flashed in Wu Shushan's eyes.
He snorted twice and took the opportunity to preach.
certainly.
As a teacher, you are also an adult.
Of course he wouldn't hang on to it.
After a few lectures, he changed the subject and said.
"Since you can't answer well, then you can punish you to sing a song for everyone."
"Teacher, I don't accept it!! You are Chi Guoguo's revenge!!"
Ba Ba bulged his mouth, suddenly raised his head and shouted loudly.
His eyes were full of dissatisfaction.
If it's just standing still or something else.
He doesn't care.
Only singing, this involves his blind spot of knowledge!
From small to large.
He is tone deaf, so he has no joy in music at all.
To put it nicely, it's called scalpers.
To put it bluntly, it is simply that other people ask for money for singing, and singing by yourself is fatal!
If this is to show off your singing voice in front of the whole class.
It's almost the same as social death.
How can I mess around in this class in the future?!!.