PDLP 155-The Mother-In-Law Called 666! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
155-The Mother-In-Law Called 666! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
Look into his eager eyes.
Su Chen was silent for two seconds, then said lightly.
"The method is very simple. I have a set of chatting skills here."
"As long as you can learn it and master it!"
"Don't say you don't want to be a bachelor anymore, even if you want to be a bachelor, the conditions are not allowed!!"
Not loud.
But there is a lot of self-confidence in it.
"What chatting skills are so powerful?!"
Mustache clicked his tongue in surprise.
His eyes were full of curiosity and anticipation.
Not only him, but also the audience in the live broadcast room had a strong curiosity.
Seeing this, Su Chen didn't hide it either.
Picking up the tea beside the table, he took a sip and said with a smile.
"There are a total of six tricks in this set of speaking skills. As long as you can learn it, you will definitely be able to go anywhere!"
"The first measure: we must take the initiative to attack, we must take the opportunity, and we must take the opportunity to create opportunities if we don't have the opportunity!"
"After adding friends, how do you chat? You can first observe the other party's circle of friends, and chat according to the content of the circle of friends.
"If the circle of friends is visible for three days or is simply blank, you can ask her directly, why? You can't even post trash in the circle of friends?"
"Although speaking like this will offend the other party, you have to remember that if you want a strange girl to remember you, you must either be handsome, or you can only make him hate you and hate you!"
"The former requires certain innate conditions, while the latter is simple. You can adjust your speaking skills according to the situation.'
hiss!!!
Mustache gasped.
His eyes were full of shock and astonishment.
He has a look of indecision on his face!
He didn't expect that there are so many things in this mere chat!
Grab a notebook and write it down!!
Reacting with him, there are also countless audiences who have prepared paper and pen long ago.
in.
Except for some girls, only a few audience members frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong!
Think about it carefully, but you can't notice it.
In the end, it can only be regarded as my own illusion.
Although I can't see the audience's reaction.
But since the barrage suddenly disappeared by more than half, Su Chen knew the result.
An inexplicable smile flashed in his eyes.
He straightened his face and continued to speak.
"The second measure: deepen the hatred! Be sure to carry out the character design you have maintained from the beginning!"
"I believe everyone here has watched the TV series, right? How many heroines and heroines' loves started with hate?!"
"Just remember one thing, don't care if it's love or hate, just deepen your impression in the other person's heart!"
"For example, what if a girl tells you 'I'm hungry'?"
"This question is actually the simplest. If you think about the core of this trick, you should understand."
"At this time, you just need to say thoughtfully, 'Are you unable to afford food?' That's it!"
"This kind of caring tone with a bit of sarcasm will definitely make the other party's impression of you deeper!
Mustache nodded repeatedly.
While taking notes, he spoke.
"If you're thirsty, tell me you can't afford water?"
"Help me lift or hold things, just say you don't have long hands?"
Su Chen was slightly taken aback.
Then he praised without hesitation.
"Not bad, not bad, you can draw inferences from one example! It seems that you are very talented "Nine Eight Three"!!"
"Really? Hehe, it's all taught by God Su. How about the third move?"
Mustache scratched his head in embarrassment.
In humility, I still don't forget to flatter.
To this.
Su Chen accepted it calmly.
Stroking through his thoughts, he said solemnly.
"The third measure: keep deepening the impression. With the foundation of the first move and the second move, as long as the third move is in place, it will be much easier to deal with later."
"To give a simple example, when you get along with her normally, you should show your best side in front of her.
When you also praise you, you will fight back, have you never seen me so arrogant? 'Nonsense, I know I am hanging!"
"Remember, at this time, you must not kneel and lick or brag about each other commercially, otherwise, the previous efforts will be in vain."
"Once this trick is used well, three waves of hatred will be drawn, and the other party will never forget you even if they want to!"
"Some bolder ones will even take the initiative to send you messages, saying that they miss you and so on.
"At this time, you can use the fourth trick, and directly reply to her, 'I'm not dead, why do you miss me, miss your father!
"Remember Ang! This wave is the essence. On the surface, it seems to be incomprehensible, but in fact it is secretly concerned about his father.
"It will make her think you are a very filial man!"
Mustache is thoughtful.
His head kept nodding like a chicken pecking rice.
His face was full of admiration.
high!
really high!!
Even if he is a love rookie, he understands.
Dragon Kingdom is a country with five thousand years of cultural heritage.
As for filial piety, it is very important.
Once you show your filial piety.
The success rate is immediately increased by 30%!!
Even, if the future father-in-law and mother-in-law see filial piety.
The progress bar soared to 50% to 60% in an instant!!
See his overly excited expression because of the crookedness.
Su Chen let out a breath, and continued.
"Fifth measure: Retreat as an advance, while deepening hatred, pave the way for the good man character brought by the fourth measure."
"For example, when a girl sends you a message telling you that she is alone at home, what should you do?"
"Remember, at this time, don't get carried away! Think that you have succeeded!"
"This is likely to be the last wave of temptation from the other party. If you agree to it easily at this time, maybe all previous efforts will be wasted.
"So, the correct way is to show your own humor and use rhetorical questions correctly, such as: 'You are not an orphan, are you?'"
"Do remember that this time is the easiest time to approach success and the easiest time to approach failure!"
"So, you have to do everything you can to break her defenses and make her angry! Let her think you don't understand style!"
"Once this step is done, you can start thinking about what to name your baby!"
Seeing his tone of voice so cautious.
Mustache's heart shuddered.
His face also became serious.
That dignified posture.
Obviously, he kept these words in his heart.
The kind that I will never forget!!
Seeing this, Su Chen nodded with a childish face.
Immediately, without thinking of showing off, he said the last move.
"Sixth trick, always show your filial piety, show your Gu family!"
For example, a girl invites you to go shopping, eat, watch a movie, or other activities.
"You have to think of her family first and care about her family."
"At this time, the most direct and effective method is three words, 'Look at your mother!!'"
Mustache shuddered.
Subconsciously looked up at Su Chen.
He asked with a hesitant expression on his face.
"Uh...wouldn't it be a little bad to say that?"
"In case she gets angry..."
The following words did not come out.
But how could Su Chen not know what he meant.
It's nothing more than worrying that if this happens, the result will fall short.
He shook his head with a smile.
His face was inscrutable.
"Don't worry, if the first five moves can work, the sixth move will definitely fail!"
"This is the result of my painstaking efforts, studying the experience of countless predecessors and my own enlightenment."
"As for the effect, you must have watched my live broadcast, it's awesome!!"
Mustache is speechless.
If he said anything else, he might not believe it.
But Su Chen's method of flirting with girls is obvious to all on the Internet!
so.
After hearing this, he shrank his neck and smiled embarrassingly.
"Makes sense."
"I'll go back and concentrate on my research."
"Wait for the good news that I'm out of order!!"
Say it.
No matter what the occasion is now.
Baby seems to hold a small book in his arms.
Directly cut off Lianmai.
In the live broadcast room.
The audience watched him disappear.
The barrage that was originally sparse suddenly increased by tens or hundreds of times!
"Damn it! If I hadn't heard the last one, I would have almost believed it! This mustache, wouldn't he really believe it?"
"If you don't accept the wall, just accept your serious nonsense, God Su! There are six tricks that are all-round and unfavorable. I think they are the six tricks of beating and hatred?!"
"It's useless to learn, and it's useless to learn. If you really follow Su Shen's six moves, I'm afraid that if you don't take off the sheet, you will probably die!!"
"Upstairs, you don't understand this. If you want to use these six tricks, it must be effective at noon! Because accidents will happen sooner or later!!"
"God, look at your mother!! The mother-in-law called 666!"
"Old father-in-law: Young man, watch me perform a death on the spot for you!!"
for a while.
As the barrage rolled, there were also those rewards one after another.
Obviously.
This wave of operations by Su Chen really shocked them!!
With a smile, he glanced at the number of online viewers who had exceeded 62 million.
Looking at it, it was almost half past eleven.
Su Chen stretched his waist and stretched his muscles.
"Okay, it's getting late, I have class tomorrow, so I won't continue to mic."
"Well, while there is still some time, I will pick some questions and answer you."
"If you have any questions you want to ask, just type them on the public screen. I will pick them at random."
It was almost the moment when the words just fell.
I saw that the extremely dense barrage had increased several times again.
The densely packed questions make people a little dazzled and dizzy!
"Three sentences made a woman spend 180,000 yuan for you. Which three sentences are they?"
"This question is too simple, cough cough...you listen carefully.
"Beauty! Good driving skills! Hit me so far!"
Quickly caught one of the barrage.
Su Chen coughed twice, and replied with a smile.
Speaking of back.
I couldn't help laughing out loud.
Even him.
Audiences are no exception.
They were all amused by this answer.
The rewards continued to soar in the live broadcast room.
Most of them are free though.
But there are too many rewards, and the scene looks a little shocking.
See here.
Su Chen glanced distractedly at the emotional value on the attribute panel.
After seeing the emotional value soaring at a rate of tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands per second.
Immediately refined
Shocked, he continued hastily.
"Learning from Avalokitesvara, doing good deeds, sacrificing oneself, saving others with a broken arm, can you become a fairy?"
"I'm a mortal myself. It's hard for me to answer the question of becoming a fairy. But one thing is for sure. If becoming a fairy fails, you can become a low-income household.
and people with disabilities. "
"When kissing with someone, I clenched my teeth too tightly and couldn't pry her mouth open, what should I do?"
"I said, big brother, you are too weak. You have to ask us such a small question, you are really speechless! If it doesn't work, I will introduce you to a toothless
Yes, don't worry, when you enter the live broadcast room, everyone is brothers, don't say I didn't take care of you!"
"What should I do if I disagree with the choice of film when I ask my sister to watch a movie?"
"Big brother, quit the king, don't say you are watching my live broadcast, I can't afford to lose that person!! There is a disagreement, I can only say that you really want to watch a movie......"
"How do you make him shut up after arguing with his girlfriend?"
"Praise her, praise her fiercely, for example, besides being beautiful, gentle and virtuous, what else do you have?! What are you?!!"
"What does it mean if your boyfriend doesn't take the initiative to contact you for a month or two?"
"Miss, don't listen to these sand sculpture netizens, their answers are too dark, what kind of cheating, changing their hearts and never loving you, don't believe it! They are Hongguoguo's.
Jealousy! Think positively about everything, I guess your boyfriend is dead!"
One after another, divine replies popped out of Su Chen's mouth.
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached its peak in an instant!
The audience counts as one.
They were all amused by the frequent golden sentences and the fresh and unique brain circuits.
The sound of pigs, geese and ducks can be heard endlessly.
The live broadcast room instantly turned into a large-scale livestock farm.
"Pfft hahaha! I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room sooner or later! What good does laughing me to death do to you?!"
"Goose goose goose...Are you serious about low-income households and disabled people? My old lady laughed and peed on the spot!!"
"Is it okay to introduce a toothless one? Hahaha, I can't do it anymore, I already have a picture in my mind!!"
"Brother watching the movie, I think you should go alone, the water here is too deep, you can't grasp it, let brother come, brother can grasp it!!"
"Praise your girlfriend is a great trick! You can try it if you make her angry in the future, and I feel that you can control her to death in an instant!!"
"Sister, I think Su Shen is right. Your boyfriend is probably dead. I advise you to consider leaving home. For example, my brother, what do you think?"
After a whole lot of interaction.
Looking at the barrage on the screen has not decreased in the slightest.
On the contrary, there are some growing trends.
The corner of Su Chen's mouth twitched slightly.
He straightened his face and opened his mouth to spoil the scenery.
"Okay, audiences."
"It's getting late, everyone should go to bed earlier."
"See you tomorrow morning, slip away."
Finish this sentence.
Su Chen didn't give the audience a chance to speak out.
The live broadcast was turned off at the speed of light.
Take a shower.
Lie on the bed in pajamas.
He sank his mind and communicated with the system.
"System, open my properties panel."
[System: God-level emotion system]
【Host: Su Chen】
【Age: Eight years old (+1)】
[Talent: Talented, intelligent, photographic memory, full-level charm, psychic, natural voice, free from all diseases]
[Skills: Master-level cooking, master-level Chinese martial arts (full), immersive, master-level Chinese music]
[Mood value: 130 million]
【Mount: Er Gouzi】
[Others: Wisdom Improvement Pill x8, Growth Pill x9, Mall 10% off card]
hiss!!!
130 million emotional value!!
Su Chen gasped.
The pupils were full of shock.
Even his face became a little startled.
In terms of time.
Remove the remaining 23 million emotion points from yesterday.
Plus the 50 million emotional points consumed by the lottery draw in the morning.
Today's harvest is a full 157 million emotional points!
Rao is Su Chen's mentality is good enough.
I still can't help but feel a little short of breath!!
no way.
This data is really exaggerated a bit!!
Even before that, he already had a premonition in his heart.
But when I actually saw it, I was still very excited!
I took two deep breaths.
I calmed down a bit.
Su Chen couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
There are now two options before us.
Or, directly consume a wave of emotional points and watch the lucky draw.
Or, save the emotional value and wait for the next upgrade to be triggered.
He has not forgotten that there is also the function of the system mall!
Compared with lottery draws, he prefers real things like system malls.
and.
There is no system mall.
There is no way to compare the quality of the rewards obtained in the lottery.
If there is a system mall, you can also refer to the price to see if the lottery is worth it.
the most important is.
There is still a mall discount card in hand, which is useless!
In my previous life, I have long been familiar with the function of the system mall, which contains items from all heavens and myriad worlds.
Plus holding a fold card in hand.
It would be a lie to say I didn't expect it!!
A few minutes later.
Su Chen finally made a decision.
Save the emotional value for the time being.
Wait until you reach one billion emotional points to see if you can trigger the system upgrade.
If it is not enough, then a big wave of consumption will be made.
If it was enough, after upgrading the system, just an equivalent upgrade package would be enough to make a profit.
Not to mention the system mall or other new features that appeared from time to time.
Think here.
Su Chen suppressed the urge to spend a wave.
The properties panel is closed.
At this time.
The phone message suddenly rang.
Su Chen was slightly taken aback.
Subconsciously picked up the phone and unlocked it.
When I saw the friend application, I remembered that I had privately sent my contact information to Zhao Lizhi.
Just clicked through.
Su Chen is just about to brush up on Moments.
A message from Zhao Lizhi was sent.
"Can you play King? Do you want to play two rounds?"
"No." Su Chen thought for a while and replied.
Zhao Lizhi: "No? It's okay, I will teach you!"
"Stewardess? When do you teach? How many contacts? I have time anytime!"
Su Chen was stunned for a moment, and immediately became interested.
Zhao Lizhi: "...
are you serious?
Who taught you this phrase?
Or, your eyes can automatically search keywords?
Doesn't my wife smell good?
What more bike?
He slandered a few words fiercely.
Zhao Lizhi was speechless for a moment.
Waited for a few minutes.
Su Chen, who was very excited, saw that she hadn't responded to the message yet.
Can't help but edit a message in a strange way.
"??? Where's the person? Where's the flight attendant?"
"I..." Zhao Lizhi stared, her chest rose and fell...
He gritted his silver teeth secretly.
He snorted lightly from his nose.
Type quickly with both hands and reply.
"Can you forget about the stewardess? Let's change the subject."
"Okay, what phone are you using?" Su Chen replied, and changed the subject decisively.
"Smartphone." Zhao Li replied.
"What brand of phone am I talking about?"
Longguo pineapple mobile phone. "
"How much battery do you have on your phone?" Su Chen asked again.
"Eighty-six percent."
"Does your mobile phone freeze when playing games?"
"You're having sex with the phone, right? Can't you talk about something else?" Zhao Li was anxious.
Good guy.
With this pace of chatting, the life of a straight man of steel in twenty years is absolutely impossible to find out!!
"Okay, what did you have for dinner?"
"Noodles or instant noodles? Soup noodles or dry noodles?"
"Noodles are also soup noodles."
"Is there chopped green onion? Is there any egg? Is it salty or not?"
"No eggs, no scallions, moderate taste, palm-sized bowls, bought at the supermarket for 6 yuan, a total of five, five pairs of chopsticks.
Hold back your anger.
Zhao Lizhi gritted her teeth and typed a long string of words.
like that.
I can't wait to answer all the questions I can think of!
Seeing this, Su Chen smirked twice.
He continued to ask unhurriedly.
"What brand is the pot?"
"AHHH!!!"
In a certain villa in Tiandu.
Zhao Lizhi roared frantically.
Fortunately, the sound insulation of the villa is better.
In addition, the distance between each villa is not close.
if not.
Howling in the middle of the night.
Will definitely wake up countless neighbors!
"You did it on purpose, right?!"
Incompetent and furious vented.
Zhao Lizhi, who had regained her senses, asked with gritted teeth.
In the tone, full of anger.
If Su Chen is in front of her at this moment.
She will definitely teach him a lesson without hesitation!!
Chat today!!
Now my mind is full of mobile phones, noodles, and cooking pots.
"You guessed it?!"
Su Chen replied in surprise.
It's just this tone, no matter how you listen, how mocking.
"What the hell do you mean? I'm going to be mad!"
Zhao Lizhi snorted, and almost dropped her phone to the ground in anger.
The bloody little bastard!
Obviously, he was very humorous during the live broadcast.
This turned out to be the case in private chats.
so angry!!
"What do I mean? I don't mean anything, just chatting with you!"
"Besides, it was you who started it first."
Su Chen pretended to be stupid and replied in a daze.
That unpretentious tone.
Zhao Lizhi, who listened directly, seemed to have received a critical blow of 100,000 points!!
I almost burst into tears.
It is my fault....
woo woo woo...
I shouldn't be talking to you!
He choked up twice.
Zhao Lizhi turned off the phone.
No thought of replying to the message at all.
Curl up on the bed, close your eyes and go to sleep.
But what drove her crazy was.
Just close your eyes.
Su Chen's weird questions one after another automatically circulated in my mind.
The mood couldn't be stretched on the spot!
Look at the culprit Su Chen again.
Seeing that she did not reply to the message for a long time.
He couldn't help pursing his mouth, and a look of boredom flashed across his face.
Put the phone on the bedside table.
Turn off the lights and go to sleep.
Nothing to say all night.
the next day.
Su Chen
Stretching, he got up from the bed.
He glanced at the gloomy weather outside the window.
Simply wash up.
I changed my clothes and started the live broadcast.
He greeted the audience in the live broadcast room.
Su Chen prepared food for Dasha and Er Gouzi again, and instructed.
"It may rain today, so you should stay at home and don't go out and run around."
"If you're really bored, you can watch TV."
talking.
It seems to have thought of something.
Su Chen came to Dasha's side.
He stretched out his finger and touched its head, wondering.
"Usually chattering and full of energy."
"How come you have been devastated since yesterday morning."
"Is it not acclimatized to the new environment? Or what?"
Dasha shook his head.
I looked up at him.
He replied feebly.
"Boss, that spring is here, and it's the season of recovery of all things, do you understand what I mean?"
As soon as this word came out.
Su Chen was stunned.
It's not that I didn't understand what it meant!
Quite the opposite.
It was precisely because he understood its meaning that Su Chen was dumbfounded.
He stared at it with wide eyes and a look of surprise.
There was a smile in his eyes.
He didn't expect that.
This guy is still shy!!
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I just heard such exciting things when I came in! Hehehe... Suck and suck!"
"Goddammit, spring is here, and it's time for all things to recover again!! Thinking about spring is thinking about spring, and it's even more about the seasons!!"
"If I didn't watch the live broadcast room, I would have thought it was two people talking!! You are so stupid, why do you feel that you are several times smarter than a normal parrot!!"
"Good guy, if you talk about this, then I won't be sleepy!!"
3.4 "I'm so frustrated that even a bird has started to think about getting out of the order. Is the introversion so serious now?"
"Er Gouzi: Boss, I am the same!!"
Take this scene into your eyes.
The audience burst into laughter.
Especially Er Gouzi.
After hearing the conversation of one person and one bird.
Those limp ears instantly pricked up without saying a word.
He didn't even care about cooking.
He raised his head and looked at Su Chen with burning eyes.
That expression, that look.
It seems to be saying.
Boss, I want too!!
"If you two want to find a match, you can find it yourself, and I didn't stop you from denying proof!"
"But it's good to say in advance, just don't take it home and make a mess."
He gave the two guys an angry look.
Su Chen said with a smile.
Dasha and Er Gouzi heard the words and hurriedly made a promise.
"Don't worry, boss, I know how to measure!"
"Wow, woof woof! (Me too!)"
Listening to Er Gouzi's gradually changing way of speaking.
The corner of Su Chen's mouth twitched violently twice.
The whole person fell into deep thought.
This guy, don't you usually watch Romance of the Three Kingdoms at home?
A dog, watching Romance of the Three Kingdoms?!!
Is it such a flea?!
Speechlessly glanced at it.
My heart is slightly rejoiced.
Fortunately, Er Gouzi's voice sounded like a barking dog to other people's ears.
if not.
Maybe it will be taken away and sliced!
Just watch TV.
What the hell is it that you still learn to be so vivid?!
Do you really want to go to a university?
Worryingly asked them a few more words.
Su Chen put his schoolbag on his back, took an umbrella, and went out of the house.
Ding……
The sound of the elevator reaching the floor sounded.
Su Chen raised his foot and walked in.
"Morning, Xiaochen, are you going to school?"
Inside the elevator.
A delicate girl in her twenties.
After seeing him coming in, he smiled and greeted him.
"It turned out to be Sister Qingqing, why did you come down from upstairs? Don't you live in the next building?"
Su Chen smiled back.
There was a trace of puzzlement in his eyes.
"My mother asked me to come over and give Uncle Wang something."
Qingqing explained.
He looked at the umbrella in his hand.
"The weather forecast says it won't rain today, what are you doing with an umbrella?"
"I'm just in case."
Su Chen replied with a smile.
Then, his face straightened, and he reminded her seriously.
"Don't blame me for not reminding you, Ang."
"Weather forecasts can be inaccurate sometimes.
"I figured it out, it will definitely rain today, I advise you to bring an umbrella."
Pooh!
Looking at his serious appearance.
Qingqing burst out laughing.
He patted his small chest and showed off.
"Since you know how to count, don't you count that my sister doesn't need an umbrella and won't get wet in the rain?"
"Huh?" Su Chen frowned slightly.
Quite unexpectedly, he looked her up and down.
Holding his chin with his little hand, he pondered for a few seconds.
He looked at her suspiciously.
"Could it be... Sister Qingqing, you can also play flower hands?".