The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network

123-Pig: I'm Too Scared To Leave The Country! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)

A look of helplessness flashed across Xiao Ruochu's face.

Speak to Su Chen.

"Go over and coax me."

"You should understand Ruhua's temperament better than me. Although she is carefree, she has a sharp mouth and a bean curd heart."

"Just now when I found out that something happened to your bank, she was so anxious that she cried."

"In the end, I finally waited for you to come out, and you are still having sex with Nuo Xi.

Su Chen was silent.

Nod your head to express your understanding.

We have lived together since childhood.

He naturally understood Xu Ruhua's temperament.

Although she has no personality when she goes crazy, she speaks and acts like a female man.

But deep down in my heart, there is still a little girl side.

He believes.

of all people.

To say that I am most worried about my own safety.

Definitely hers!

So far.

Su Chen walked up to her.

About to speak.

Xu Ruhua snorted softly and turned his head away.

Seeing this, Su Chen felt a little embarrassed.

If you want to say provocative words, he is definitely an old lady blowing her nose and pinching her with her hands.

But he really doesn't know how to coax people.

But there is no way.

I really have to bear part of the blame for this matter. 877 can obviously call them after entering the yamen, and tell them not to worry.

But because he was eager to get out, he put the matter on hold.

As a result, the two of them have been worried for so long in vain.

It really shouldn't be.

A look of helplessness flashed across his face.

Su Chen said tentatively.

"How about I tell you a joke?"

talking.

Regardless of whether Xu Ruhua was listening or not, she cleared her throat and started talking on her own.

"One day, Lao Li was cooking in the kitchen."

"When I turned around, I saw cats, dogs, roosters, and hens lying outside the window.

"They stared wide-eyed at the dishes on the table, their expressions intriguing.

"Later, some good people translated their expressions."

Cat: "Wow! There are fish!!"

Dog: "Wow! There are ribs!!"

Rooster: "Wow! Cousin stewed mushrooms!!"

Hen: "Damn! Fried son with tomatoes!!"

During the conversation.

Su Chen did not forget to secretly turn on the immersive sound function.

immediately.

Whether it's Xu Ruhua and Xiao Ruochu, or the audience in the live broadcast room.

At the moment of hearing the sound (bhfh), a picture appeared in my mind.

A young man in his thirties was busy in the kitchen wearing an apron.

On the table, there are pickled fish, braised pork ribs, chicken stewed with mushrooms, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

And outside the window not far away.

Cats, dogs, roosters, and hens are lying outside the window.

His eyes were fixed on the four dishes on the table.

Because of the impact of the sound on the scene.

Everyone can clearly feel surprise, shock, and dumbfounded emotions from their eyes.

until the end of the story.

The entire screen was shattered.

poof!!!

After a few moments.

Xu Ruhua was the first to hold back and laughed out loud.

Then the shoulders trembled.

Then, good chain reaction in general.

Xiao Ruochu followed suit and laughed.

Then there are the audience in the live broadcast room.

Although this joke is not very funny.

But because of the effect of immersive sound, they were still amused by the reactions of the four animals.

for a while.

Countless barrages frantically surged across the screen.

"Pfft hahaha! My god, my cousin stewed mushrooms, fried my son with tomatoes! I laughed like a pig on the spot!!"

"God Su is indeed God Su! As expected of a sand sculpture! I knelt down on the spot!!"

"It's been many years since I've been beheading demons, and it's the first time I've seen you as a fool! It's too bad, I can't hold back at all! Hahaha"

"Chicken: Are you polite?"

"Pig: I'm too scared to leave the country at all!!"

Seeing that Xu Ruhua couldn't hold back his face, he laughed out loud.

Su Chen took advantage of the situation and said.

"It's okay to laugh, it's okay to laugh.

"This time is my problem, I promise there will be no next time, okay?"

See here.

Xiao Ruochu's help echoed.

"Well, picturesque, he didn't mean to."

"It's getting late, let's go back first."

I heard this.

Xu Ruhua smiled.

Turn around and leave.

After walking a few steps, he stopped again.

He snorted angrily.

"What are you still doing there, aren't you hungry?"

"Come on, hey."

See her arrogance in his eyes.

Su Chen hurriedly responded.

Grinning and chasing after him.

To this.

Xiao Ruochu shook his head amusedly, and followed without haste.

half an hour later.

A group of three returned to the community.

Just took the elevator to the door of the house.

Haven't had time to take out the key yet.

The door opened with a click.

The one who opened the door was none other than Er Gouzi who stayed at home.

On its back stood Dasha.

Meet Su Chen.

Dasha immediately flapped his wings and flew straight to his shoulder.

Er Gouzi also leaned over, not to be outdone.

His head kept rubbing against his trouser legs.

"Okay, let's go in first.

He patted Er Gouzi's head.

Su Chen said with a smile.

heard the words.

Er Gouzi immediately moved out of the way.

The three entered the house.

close the door.

Sitting on the sofa.

At this time.

Dasha, standing on Su Chen's shoulder, shouted as if asking for credit.

"Boss, after you left, an unexpected guest came to the house."

"Looks like a wicked person, not like a good person."

"I asked my second brother to kick him out."

"How is it? Our family is fairly competent, right?"

Listening to the hints between the lines are full of praise me quickly.

The three of them looked at each other, feeling a little speechless.

But for the sake of its dedication.

Su Chen was still smiling and ready to give a few compliments.

It's just that I haven't had time to open my mouth yet.

It seems to have thought of something.

His face suddenly froze.

Heart followed a sudden.

Glancing furtively at Xu Ruhua, his eyes became a little suspicious.

Could it be that this sly-eyed fellow is Xu Ruhua's elder brother, Xu Lingwang, right?

The more I think about it, the more likely Su Chen is.

He glanced at Er Gouzi, who was as strong as a calf.

Thinking of Xu Lingwang's frail body like a little chicken.

I said silently in my heart, Amen.

"Oh, by the way, he also said that he is your uncle, and his name is... what is his name Wang?"

Sudden.

Dasha added another sentence abruptly.

"What?!"

Xu Ruhua's expression changed and she exclaimed.

Hastily took out the phone. .