PDLP Chapter 290: Middle-aged people go to school, young people go to nursing homes
Chapter 290: Middle-aged people go to school, young people go to nursing homes
When Mr. Song saw what was in the golden bowl, his face turned dark instantly and the others also covered their noses.
Someone said dissatisfiedly, "What's wrong with you, Taoist priest? We are ready to eat, and you bring this disgusting thing here. Who do you want to disgust to death?"
When the old Taoist saw the pile of shit in the golden bowl, he widened his eyes in shock. He had no idea why there was such a filthy thing in his golden bowl.
His golden bowl is filled with spiritual water.
According to the original plan, when he helps Mr. Song to tell fortunes, the spiritual water in the golden bowl will gush out, forming an auspicious sign of flying in the clouds!
Where's his spiritual water? !
How did it get replaced with this kind of thing!
The old Taoist priest said quickly, "This is an accident, an accident! I don't know why this kind of thing suddenly appeared in my golden bowl. I will go and deal with it now!"
The old Taoist priest first ran outside the box, dealt with the filth in the golden bowl, and then cleaned it.
While the old Taoist priest was leaving, Jiang Nanxi said slowly, "Second Uncle, I know a little bit about fortune-telling. The golden bowl of that master is a magical instrument.
When he predicts a person, a corresponding object will appear in the golden bowl, and then he can interpret the result of the fortune-telling based on the object. "
Song Shixing was just enjoying the fun and asked in surprise, "Then how do we interpret the appearance of a pile of shit?"
Jiang Nanxi said, "This shows that Second Uncle is a person who easily attracts some extraordinary creatures. He has a transcendent status and ordinary people dare not step on his head."
Mr. Song originally thought that Jiang Nanxi was going to say something bad, but he didn't expect her to explain it this way.
His complexion improved a little.
Mr. Song looked at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Jiang Nanxi, right? You are quite talented in writing. This is your first time meeting everyone, so give a toast to all the uncles!"
Jiang Nanxi: "This is our first meeting, why aren't they toasting me?"
Mr. Song said coldly, "We are the elders, and you are the younger. How can an elder toast a younger person? Don't forget, I am your second uncle! Are you going to disobey me?"
Jiang Nanxi had no choice but to stand up, sighed and said, "How dare I disobey you? My shoes are new and I dare not step on shit for fear of dirtying them."
Mr. Song: ???
Before anyone else could react, Jiang Nanxi raised his glass and poured the wine onto the ground. "Dear uncles and aunts, enjoy your meal and have a pleasant journey!"
Mr. Song: ???
other people:? ? !
Bang.
Xie Qin slammed the table and stood up, "How can you toast like that? It's really disgraceful! Letting someone like you enter the Song family is simply a disgrace to the Song family!"
Jiang Nanxi pointed at Xie Qin and said to Song Shixing, "Second brother, you see, I said that feces easily attract flies, and now the flies have started buzzing."
"puff……"
Song Shixing didn't expect that what she said just now meant this, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
It was not until he noticed that everyone else's faces were not very good that he quickly covered his mouth and laughed.
"you……!"
Xie Qin's face turned red due to the retort, especially when Song Shixing was grinning, which made her even more angry.
"You guys are so uneducated. You can't be so lawless just because your parents died early!"
Xie Qin pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "You are a wild girl from the countryside. No one cares for you and no one teaches you. You should be sent to a school of etiquette so that the teachers can teach you well!"
Song Shiting's face darkened instantly.
Song Shixing couldn't laugh anymore.
Song Shixing said dissatisfiedly, "Second Aunt, don't be so harsh. Nanxi is so well-behaved, why does she need to go to this kind of school? I think Song Zihao and Song Zili are more suitable to go there!"
Xie Qin sneered and said, "Zihao and Zili in our family have people to teach them, unlike your family, who have no one to discipline them!"
Song Shixing couldn't help but frown.
Jiang Nanxi held Song Shixing's shoulders and said, "Second Aunt is right. People without manners should go to school to receive an education."
Jiang Nanxi looked at the other relatives and said, "My dear uncles, I actually have an idea. I think the Song family should be reformed now!
I suggest that older people should go to work because they are mature and can get up early. Middle-aged people should go to school because they always say that they did not study much at that time, and now they should be given more opportunities to receive education.
Children should do more housework because they are energetic and love life. As for us young people, we say we want to die every day, but we go to the hospital for check-ups and still have a lot of illnesses. So young people should go to nursing homes to live out their lives!"
Upon hearing this, Mr. Song thought to himself, is she planning to let her eldest brother take care of her in her old age and delegate power to the elderly?
Mr. Song nodded and said, "That makes sense. Why don't you send your eldest brother to live in retirement? He goes to work at around 4 a.m. every day, and I'm worried that his health will collapse."
Jiang Nanxi: "Not only my eldest brother is going to take care of his parents, but my second brother and I are also going to take care of our parents!"
Mr. Song's eyes lit up, "Oh? In that case, who will handle the company's affairs?"
"Let's not talk about this yet."
Jiang Nanxi suddenly stood up, slapped the table and said, "Second Uncle, just tell me if what I said makes sense! The world should be left to the elderly, since they are too idle and sleepless every day anyway!
Young people who don’t get enough sleep every day should go to a nursing home and sleep more! ”
Master Song nodded in agreement, "That makes sense. Your elder brother has been working so hard, his body must be exhausted. He should go to a nursing home to rest!"
"Not bad!"
Jiang Nanxi said again, "Second Uncle, do you support the reform method I mentioned?!"
“I fully support it!”
"Okay! Then starting tomorrow, you and Second Aunt will go to school, Zihao and Zili will come to my house to do the housework, and let Second Aunt's parents go to the company to sweep the floor!
In addition, you can give me some of your shares as funds for our retirement in the nursing home. I will also supervise your studies every day, and when you get first in the grade, I will return the shares to you. "
"...?"
The expression on Mr. Song's face froze instantly. "What did you say? Why are we going to school? The company should be managed by me!"
"No no no."
Jiang Nanxi shook her head and said, "Second Uncle, you and Second Aunt are not old, it's a good age for you to study. You should go to school and learn more at this age, so that you can be competitive when you are old.
If you study hard and get an excellent degree, maybe when you are old, you will be allowed to be the president!"
"What are you talking about! What I meant is to let your big brother have a good rest, and I will take care of the company!"
Song Shiting suddenly said, "I also want to have a good rest, but everyone knows your ability, and you have lost a lot of projects. How can others believe in you?
I think what Nanxi said is right. You really should go to school and learn something useful, so as not to do anything that will cause the company to lose money again."