PDLP Chapter 174 Breaking Bad
Chapter 174 Breaking Bad
Ten days later, the Wu'an Army and the Taoyuan Army held a friendly match.
Neither side used weapons and stopped fighting when the fighting was over.
The first person to come on stage was Qi Yanniang, and she was fighting against Deputy General Qin, who had already gained five or six pounds of weight.
The two men came on stage and bowed to each other.
Then Qi Yanniang took the first step, and when her fist was thrown out, one could hear the sharp sound of the wind.
Deputy General Qin was shocked. All his kung fu was taught by the Marquis. If he lost to such a woman, he would have no chance in the Wu'an Army in the future.
??He immediately stopped being careless and took the competition seriously.
??There was endless cheering and applause from the audience, especially from the Taoyuan female soldiers, who even drowned out the voices of the Wuan Army on the opposite side.
??Marquis Wu'an stroked his beard, looking confident of victory.
??Yu Chaosheng couldn't stand his complacency, so he simply asked him to bet on who would win between the two people on the stage.
??Compared with demeanor and a tapered butt, of course the butt is more important!
??The problem is that the space has no preservation function, so even if all the rat poison is stuffed out, it will expire sooner or later.
??After saying that, he winked at Honglian.
??Or should I blame Qi Yuan for giving me that name.
??Because they must have used rat poison. In the past, the Tartars would be more cautious about food. It would be beneficial for future wars. Or they could just give us some laxatives and give us some "curry" and see.
??Yu Chuner: Is there any medicine more powerful than laxative?
??Then the Marquis stepped down and fought against Qi Yanniang, an unknown strongman outside the Wuan army.
??So the soldiers could drink the cold mutton soup.
??In a moment of distraction, Lieutenant General Qin was knocked to the stage by Pan Yingying's punch.
??When they were naming me, they saw a table and named me Qin Xiaozhuo.
??Deputy General Qin: ...
??But that eldest son is really weak and cannot be said to be strong enough to lift a tripod.
??It is said that this woman does have some skills, but there is a natural difference between men and women in terms of body shape and strength.
??Who would have known that as soon as that year appeared in my mind, Qi Yanniang was picked up by the Marquis and thrown onto the stage.
??As soon as that plan came out, everyone looked at me differently.
??Originally you were thinking of just using rat poison to solve the problem once and for all, but Lumei voted against it.
Deputy General Qin rubbed the ribs that were hit by the fist and dared to look at the expression of Marquis Wu'an below.
Wu An Hou was of course afraid of my provocation, so he immediately made the decision, "Let's bet! I will make him lose so badly that he will be left with nothing but his underwear!"
??Also taken away were 20 kilograms of laxatives donated by Yu Chaosheng.
Zhao Dashi sneered, "Is it possible to bet that when we go to the grassland, which of the Wu'an Army and the Taoyuan Army will take fewer heads?"
??Thinking of the shame of being poked on the butt, Lin Lin coughed heavily and wrapped his cloak tighter.
??Deputy General Qin: ...
??Marquis Wu'an punched his own palm in anger, looking at Deputy General Qin with a look of regret.
??Pan Yingying: So when the get out of class was over, I knew that Master Daliu was very particular about principles, but he was too particular about principles!
??As soon as those words were spoken, Pan Yingying in the audience immediately swung her fists more slowly.
??Qi Yanniang was a real glutton. She could eat the rations of seven or eight people at every meal. She was thrown out by her family because of her ability to eat.
He also took out a dime from his pocket and put it on the table, "I'll bet on Qi Yanniang."
Qi Yuan gently draped the cloak over my shoulders and said, "Master Da Liu, the young lady told you not to be graceful but to keep warm. If you catch a cold, I will have to ask you to get a shot in the buttocks."
That evening, Yu Chaosheng prepared an extra meal for the Xiao family.
??Lumei was wearing a Confucian robe and holding a feather fan similar to the one Zhuge Liang got from somewhere. Little Dongtian was also feeling hot.
??Yu Chaosheng: I always feel that the military books my cousin read later were too serious.
??Zhao Dashi: It’s his fault, Breaking Bad.
??You can tell that Qi Yuan’s expression is quite ugly right now just by looking at it.
??I heard that Qi Yuan, this big girl, was also very weak. Deputy General Qin thought that her so-called weak strength might only be among men.
??It’s really useful! I ate these ten pounds of sweet potatoes for lunch for nothing!
??The bad thing is that all the male soldiers from Taoyuan are so powerful, and no one of them was beaten to the stage in just a few moves.
Honglian understood, took a step back, and shouted at the top of her voice: "Come on, Sister Qi! If you win, I'll treat you to chicken!"
??Marquis Wu'an: That eldest son is a real talent! He is wrong! I hate him!
?Then Liu Lin, just encourage me, why do you have to call me by my nickname?
??Green Plum: ...
??Liu Mingxuan and Lumei came to Wu'an Army to be teachers. Originally, Qi Yuanxin only wrote a letter to Liu Mingxuan, but Lumei took the initiative to follow.
??Seven days ago, 400 vanguard troops set out from Kaiyang and headed towards the Tatar military camp stationed on the border. The Eighth Medical Battalion also went with them.
??Wang Xueer: It is troublesome to apply the medicine, it is like directly using a white knife to pull out and a red knife to take out.
??Marquis Wu'an felt that he had finally gotten rid of his anger, and raised his arms provocatively towards Zhao Dashi.
The first military operation I participated in was to give advice to the vanguard army, asking us to apply laxatives to the Tartars' horse grass. If there was enough laxatives, at worst, we could also apply some to the Tartars' water.
??Before the vanguard army set out with heavy equipment, the remaining 70,000 soldiers followed closely behind with food and supplies.
??After he expresses his admiration, can you please turn around and see if Liu Lin’s expression looks bad?
??When I was older, I thought it was nothing and was happy that I finally didn’t have a name. But when I grew up, I realized that Liu Lin was really a genius at naming!
??Yu Qiuer: I have to write it down quickly, in case I need it in the future.
??Deputy General Qin: You really want to make them piss their shit out of them, tut tut tut, the minds of scholars are so dirty!
?Now it’s bad. Look at these girls from the Taoyuan Army. They are laughing so hard that they are bent over.
?Deputy General Qin was so upset that he wanted to cry.
"I'll pay two cents to bet on Deputy General Qin!" Marquis Wu'an took out a dime of silver and slammed it on the table.
Qi Yanniang rubbed her butt and climbed up, and raised her little finger to the marquis in the audience, "Sister, he is the one, I Xiaoshi admire him!"
??Coming with us were several trucks of fresh mutton that had not yet gone bad, as well as eight medical teams, led by Yu Chuner, Yu Qiuer, and Wang Xueer.
Wu'an Hou, who cared about his image, shouted at the top of his voice, "Qin Xiaozhuo! Come down! If he wins, I'll treat him to chicken, too!"
??Deputy General Qin: ...
??Yu Chaosheng rolled his eyes and thought to himself, I’m going to kill you with my digging.
??Well, Zhang Xiaodeng, Liu Xiaoguo, and Li Xiaochan are not going to finish their work soon...
My dream is not to be a military strategist who can plan strategies and win battles thousands of miles away. I heard that Wuan lacks everything in the army. Is that just like a sleepy person finding a pillow, which is exactly what I want?
??Marquis Wu’an: …
??Qi Yuanxin could only put the rat poison back into the space with regret.
??Cheng Hai went back and brought Liu Mingxuan and Lu Mei.
??Is he just afraid that Monkey King will deduct seven kilograms of rice from his meal?
??How can you just pick whatever you see? At least add a "small" in the middle.
??Marquis Wu'an thought he was joking. How could Deputy General Qin lose to a woman?