Chapter 132: Drink wolfberry tea instead
Chapter 132: Drink wolfberry tea instead
"Ok?"
After eating and drinking, Zhuang Xiao felt that all the blood had rushed to his digestive system, and all the bones in his body felt lazy.
"Are you sleepy?" Tu Yan asked secretly.
"A little bit." Zhuang Xiao knew what he was planning. "I'll fall asleep after sitting for a while."
Tu Yan reminded: "We just finished eating. Sleeping is not good for the cardiovascular system."
"So what?" Zhuang Xiao turned his head to look at Tu Yan who had something else in his words.
"Do you want to..." Tu Yan's eyes blinked quickly, "Exercise to help digest it?"
Zhuang Xiao was amused by his cunning appearance, "Do you want me to exercise, or do you want to exercise?"
"All of them." Tu Yan looked straight at Zhuang Xiao.
Zhuang Xiao rolled his eyes at him and said, "It's not advisable to do strenuous exercise after a meal."
Tu Yan observed Zhuang Xiao's expression, and after making sure that he was not unhappy, he moved closer, "It's okay, just lie down, I'll help you..."
Zhuang Xiao: “…” She was really curious, how did he become so shameless?
Before she could even utter her complaint, Tu Yan gave her a flattering kiss.
Then, taking advantage of Zhuang Xiao's dizziness, he picked her up and walked into the bedroom without stopping.
……
Zhuang Xiao lay limply on the bed, too tired to even raise her arms. She watched Tu Yan shuttle between the bathroom and the room, busily taking out new sheets and quilt covers and running hot water.
When the water in the bathroom stopped, Tu Yan, who had become a good husband, came over and said, "Wife, let me help you..."
Zhuang Xiao suddenly gained strength and raised his hand, "I can do it myself!"
Are you kidding? Asking him for help, this bath won't help at all.
Tu Yan was obviously a little unwilling. Considering that he had just gotten an advantage, he watched Zhuang Xiao, with disheveled clothes, slowly enter the bathroom, her graceful body hidden by the bathroom door.
Tu Yan then started to change the bedding. Perhaps because of his experience in the morning, he felt a little more comfortable with it this time.
But this was obviously Tu Yan's illusion. Until Zhuang Xiao came out of the bathroom with a facial mask on her face, Tu Yan was still grunting as he made new sheets.
Zhuang Xiao leaned against the door frame, leisurely watching him busying himself up and down. In fact, in Zhuang Xiao's opinion, the bed had already been made, but Tu Yan, as an out-and-out control freak and perfectionist, insisted on smoothing out every wrinkle.
Zhuang Xiao waited silently until Tu Yan concentrated and used just the right amount of force to eliminate the last wrinkle on the bottom edge of the mattress, then she took a step.
So, he stood up straight, but before he had time to appreciate the fruits of his labor, a figure flew over, and when it was almost to the bed, it leaped up and slammed into the soft bed.
Tu Yan watched as the meticulously made bed sheets that he had taken so much effort to arrange were instantly crushed into rags.
The instigator turned over leisurely, looked at Tu Yan with a rather provocative smile.
Tu Yan: “…”
As a domineering boss with great power, when he gets home, all he can do in front of his wife is grit his teeth.
Zhuang Xiao ignored Tu Yan's dark face, shook his arms, and kicked his legs, "It's a bit cold~"
Tu Yan: “…”
Tu Yan, with a sullen face, took the quilt from the sofa by the window and covered Zhuang Xiao with it.
Zhuang Xiao rolled around with a smile, wrapped the quilt around himself, rubbed his face against the pillow, and looked at Tu Yan with his little face, blinking his eyes.
"You are so bad!" Tu Yan gritted his teeth, he couldn't bear it anymore.
As he spoke, Tu Yan reached into the quilt, grabbed Zhuang Xiao's ankle, and dragged him over amid Zhuang Xiao's screams.
Later, Zhuang Xiao paid the price for his prank.
As Tu Yan rushed into the bathroom, suppressing his anger, Zhuang Xiao pursed his lips, and closed his eyes, with the faint red teeth marks on his cheek.
Listening to the faint "splashing" sound coming from the bathroom, Zhuang Xiao's mind began to wander.
As he was thinking, Zhuang Xiao thought of the life value reminder that he hadn't heard for a long time. Meeting someone adds one day, contact adds three days, kissing adds five days, so... what about that?
When this question came to mind, Zhuang Xiao's eyes opened again. She was really curious. She wondered if she could live to be 80 years old by "selling herself"?
Or...is this calculated by the time or by the day?
Considering Tu Yan's status as the leading male character, it would take at least a month, right?
If we calculate it based on one month, as long as she holds on, one month of dating would be enough for her to have three years...
It’s a pity that this question cannot be answered now, and Zhuang Xiao actually feels a bit regretful.
Zhuang Xiao was daydreaming when Tu Yan's voice rang out, "What are you thinking about? Your eyes are so wide open..." Didn't you say you were sleepy?
"I wonder how much health points your X fluid has..." Zhuang Xiao's casual answer made Tu Yan swallow the rest of the words.
Zhuang Xiao realized what he had said and trembled his lips. He quickly waved his hands, "No, no...that's not what I meant!"
Before Zhuang Xiao could come up with an explanation that could get away with it, she saw a blush on Cai Tu Yan's angular cheeks. He looked at her with a complicated look, one of surprise and embarrassment.
When Zhuang Xiao met this look, he knew it was over and there was no way to explain it.
"Go to sleep." After sighing helplessly, Zhuang Xiao could only turn over, turn his back to Tu Yan, and hide in the quilt silently.
After a long while, the mattress shook slightly and Tu Yan lay down. He automatically put his arms around Zhuang Xiao's waist and dragged him over.
He raised his body slightly again, gently pulled down the corner of Zhuang Xiao's quilt, and tucked it under her chin to relieve her breath.
Zhuang Xiao let him manipulate him the whole time and didn't even have the courage to open his eyes. He had already slapped himself a hundred times in his heart and said, "You're so stupid!"
Of course, what we hate even more is the system that started it all.
Tu Yan hugged her tightly, looked at his wife's rosy face and her lover-like appearance, with a very proud smile on his face.
After seeing enough, Tu Yan lay down and whispered in Zhuang Xiao's ear: "Don't ask this kind of question directly in the future. I will be embarrassed."
Zhuang Xiao closed his eyes tightly and thought: Asshole, don’t I know how to do it?
"But don't worry." Tu Yan rubbed Zhuang Xiao's soft and messy hair with his chin tenderly, "I won't drink coffee anymore. I'll drink wolfberry and longan tea instead. I won't let you down..."
Zhuang Xiao: “!”
Zhuang Xiao clenched his teeth, hating No. 23 so much that he wished he was deaf.
My life is over!
PDLP