Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Chapter 743 The character with the grass radical

When Seno's face appeared, Tinari in the group was the first to lose his composure.

In the group:

Tinari: I can't hold it in anymore. I knew this Ice God wasn't the Ice God I was thinking of.

Tina: (Speechless facepalm emoji)

The Great Tree King: The God of Bad Jokes...?

Farusan: Lord Tree King, does this "吗" mean something other than the "吗" we imagined?

Dr. Truth: Obviously, she added an exclamation mark.

Qi Fu: Hahaha, looks like I'm the first victim!

Jingyuan: I have a low threshold for laughter, let me laugh for a while first.

Sambo: Hahahaha, I'm low too, hahahaha

Ahaha: Hahahahaha

Hanabi: Hahahahaha

While people were laughing in the group chat, the video started moving.

In the video:

After Qi Fu and Sano revealed their faces, their voices soon followed.

"Sir, would you like to buy a cat? I have many cats here," Sino asked Qi Fu, who was standing in the middle of the door. At the same time, everyone noticed that there was a car behind Sino with many small cages filled with cats.

Qi Fu, on the other hand, looked surprised: "Good heavens, even pet dealers are coming to our door to sell them. Is business really that hard these days?"

“Sir, this cat of mine is no ordinary cat. It depends on fate. But today I think we are destined to meet, so I knocked on your door,” Seno said slowly.

"Oh ho, your tricks are different from others, but unfortunately, I'm allergic to cat hair," Qi Fu sneered, and then prepared to close the door.

Sino didn't stop him and just watched as Qi Fu closed his own door. However, just as Qi Fu was about to close the door completely, Sino simply said a few words.

"My cat can turn into a catgirl."

In an instant, the door that was about to close stopped, and the gap remained unchanged for three or four seconds.

And so it went until the door was pushed open again at the fifth second.

Qi Fu looked at Seno with a skeptical expression: "Really?"

“That’s not true, otherwise why would I come to your door and say it depends on fate?” Sino nodded.

"Show me one first," Qi Fu said, still not quite believing it.

“That won’t do. You need to sign a master-servant contract before you can show it, and you should know that buying this is illegal in a sense,” Seno refused.

"If you don't change, how am I supposed to know if it's true or false?" Qi Fu said with disbelief.

“Here’s what we’ll do, sir. You can sign a purchase contract first, without paying any money. That way, the contract will be established. If you don’t see what you want, you can tear up the contract at any time,” Sino added.

"Alright! I'll see if you really can do it." Because he was so eager to know if he could really change, Qi Fu agreed.

Soon, Qi Fu signed the purchase contract, which was also a master-servant contract. He didn't pay, and the contract was in his hands. If the goods didn't match the description, he could tear up the contract.

After signing the contract, Sano took him to pick out some goods. Qi Fu spent a long time choosing and finally picked out a thin, cute gray kitten.

Next, Qi Fu carried the kitten and went to his house with Sano. Under Sano's guidance, he learned how to turn the kitten into a catgirl.

Following Seno's instructions, Qi Fu also began to command the cats he had chosen.

"Change it!"

As Qi Fu gave the order, the kitten in Qi Fu's arms transformed into an incredibly cute and familiar gray-haired cat-eared beauty under a cloud of white smoke.

The beautiful girl was stunned for a few seconds in Qi Fu's arms, and then she called out two words to Qi Fu in a sweet voice.

"Owner!"

Then she wrapped her arms around Qi Fu's neck and leaned in to lick Qi Fu's face twice like a cat.

Only then, feeling the weight in his arms, did Qi Fu become certain that he could truly transform.

He was overjoyed and turned to Seno, declaring, "Hey, all those catgirls—no, cats—in your car, I'm buying them all!"

However, Seno shook his head: "That won't do, sir!"

"Why?" Qi Fu was stunned.

Sino: "You can only buy four, and no more than five!"

"Purchase restrictions?" Qi Fu frowned.

“No, that’s not it. The reason we can’t go past five is because…” Seno shook his head, but then stopped himself from saying what he was about to say.

"Because?" Qi Fu also stretched his neck.

Finally, Seno leaned close to Zifu's ear and whispered a few words:

Because things will inevitably reverse when they reach their extremes.

In an instant, Qi Fu was stunned as if struck by lightning.

In the group:

Qi Fu: What the hell is this (Part 5) Extremes beget their opposites

Jing Yuan: Hahahaha, things will turn around when they reach their extreme, hahahaha

Ahaha: Hahahahaha

Paimon: Wait, what are you guys laughing at? I don't understand.

Sino: If I'm not mistaken, this is a pun. "物" means "to put things into five," and in the video, I meant that if there are more than five catgirls, then the catgirls will turn the tables and become the masters. So, "物" (wu) means "to go to extremes and then reverse."

Sino: Haha, that's a good joke, I'll have to write it down.

Xing: That's hilarious! It's freezing!

Tinari: That's why it's a lame joke.

Jing Yuan: Hahahaha

Sambo: Hahahaha

Hanabi: Hahahaha

Paimon: These three jokes are so low!

Linnie: But why is it that the gray cat who turned into a catgirl is Linette?

Linnet: ←_←

Qi Fu: Hmm, give me a few more catgirls like this.

Keqing: Human trafficking, no wonder it's illegal.

Saifeier: Hehe, Master, do you want me to call you that like in the video? I can do that too!

Qi Fu: No, you're too big. I still prefer someone as cute and petite as Lynette.

Lynette: Heh!

Feng Jin: Is that a cold laugh or something else, Lynette?

Linnie: I was right next to her, and she seemed quite happy.

Lynette: Brother, if you don't need to eat, can your mouth be sewn shut? ←_←

Linni: Hehe!

Fimini: I was right next to them, and Linnie's laugh was one of terror. I can testify.

Wendy: Hahaha, this is making me laugh.

Chiori: ←_←

Sino: There seems to be more to come, everyone, let's watch it together!

Gold dust: At this moment, I want to say a word with the grass radical.

Ahaha: Hahahaha

After a brief laugh in the group chat, everyone turned back to the video. Although they all found Seno's joke lame, they were genuinely curious to see what other tricks he had up his sleeve.

In the video:

After Sino stunned Qi Fu with the phrase "things will turn into their opposites when they reach their extremes," the video quickly transitioned to another scene.

At this moment, Seno was no longer dressed as a pet merchant, but as a postman.

Sino knocked on a door, and Ying opened the door and appeared in the video.

"Ah, it's Brother Sino. Are you here to deliver a message for my brother again?" Ying smiled at Sino.

“Yes, this is a letter from Kong to let you know he’s safe.” Seno nodded and then handed the letter to Seno.

Ying took the letter and immediately opened it to read it. She finished reading the contents of the letter in just over ten seconds.

"Sigh, it's still the same as before. He said he was doing very well studying in Sumeru, but he didn't mention it once in his letter when I asked him to find me a sister-in-law. What will he do in the future?" Ying shook her head and sighed.

Seno didn't respond to Ying's words, as if he was waiting for something.

After complaining for a while, Ying looked at Seno.

"I'm sorry, Brother Sino. It's mainly because my family is urging my brother to find a partner so that he can carry on the family line, so I complained a bit. Please wait for me a moment, I'll go inside and write the reply right away," Ying said with an awkward smile.

“It’s alright, I’m not in a hurry. You can go inside and write at your own pace,” Seno said, waving his hand dismissively.

"Okay, I'll do it as soon as possible!" And so, Ying immediately went inside to write a reply, while Seno waited quietly outside.

It's unclear how long Seno waited, but the video only went black and displayed the sentence, "A short while later, Ying finished writing the reply." Then, when the video lit up again, it showed Ying handing the letter to Seno.

"Excuse me, Brother Sino, could you please give this letter to my brother?"

After accepting the reply and the payment Ying Shun brought him, Seno prepared to turn and leave.

It was at this moment that Ying suddenly remembered something.

Ying: "Wait, Brother Seno!"

Sino: "Is there anything else?"

"Brother Seno, you're also from Sumeru, right? In that case, when you were delivering the letter for my brother, did you notice that he was seeing some women? If so, I'll consider not going to Sumeru to investigate after this letter is sent out," Ying asked curiously.

However, Seno shook his head.

“Don’t even mention women, your brother doesn’t even have a man by his side,” Seno said slowly.

"How could this happen? What exactly is going on?" Ying was speechless when she heard what Seno said.

Seeing Ying's bewildered expression, Seno pondered for a moment and spoke again.

Actually, I know why Sora doesn't have a girlfriend.

"Really? Brother Sino, please tell me the reason!" Ying's face lit up with joy upon hearing Sino's words.

"because……"

"Form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form; form is emptiness, emptiness is form..."

In an instant, Ying, like Qi Fu, was completely stunned, as if struck by lightning.

In the group:

Qi Fu: Hahahaha

Yang: I also wanted to mention that character with the grass radical.

Empty: Damn!