PDLP Chapter 353 [Good guy, my wild king is home. 】
Chapter 353 [Good guy, my wild king is home. 】
"No Escape" is released!
Live broadcast format.
first day!
Every guest was arrested at the beginning, and even the program team of Beautiful Country deliberately found Chinese Americans to participate.
The first two guests were a man and a woman. When they were finally interviewed, they both said that the United States is very powerful.
The Chinese people saw it with hatred.
I'm so angry. I'm so angry.
You guys are obviously disgusting people.
When the program team joins forces with the police in a city to arrest someone, how can they not catch someone?
The third one is a white female star.
She held on for two hours.
The fourth one was a black male star. He persisted for a long time.
The first day of live broadcast is over.
People from the beautiful country were taunting them, saying that no one could escape.
the next day!
The person who appears in the camera is Fan Zhouer!
[Isn’t this our Zhouzhou? 】
[Why Zhouzhou appears here. 】
【Zhouzhou? 】
This is very surprising to me. Is there really a Chinese star who dares to take on this variety show?
Even Feng Xixi didn't dare to accept it, even if she was so arrogant.
Fan Zhou'er, are you crazy?
If you can't escape this, you will definitely be scolded!
As the saying goes, if you know yourself and your enemy, you can fight a hundred battles. If you want her to come, wouldn't it be very shameful for her to come immediately?
Feng Xixi is ready to see the excitement.
Then I saw an acquaintance.
I don't know when, but this guy's social fear didn't seem so serious anymore.
And, it appears frequently.
At the very least, Feng Xixi could see him often, in various surprising places.
"Why does he take on all private jobs?"
Looking at the people in the live broadcast, Feng Xixi muttered softly.
The live broadcast of "No Escape" continues.
Fan Zhouer was wearing a loose white shirt with a unique and special purple button on his chest.
He walked calmly into the crowd.
Although he is no longer afraid of society, he seems to have become the other extreme.
It's a bit arrogant.
In fact, Feng Xixi was very curious about Fan Zhouer's social skills, "How did you get on stage to sing with so many people?"
"Treat the people off the stage as cabbage."
Fan Zhouer's angle is very unique.
Then, Feng Xixi’s angle becomes even more strange,
"Then don't you just treat everyone else like cabbage?"
Ok……
Nothing seems wrong.
Fan Zhouer walked through the cabbage without squinting.
No matter what other people say, his expression doesn't change.
Chinese cabbage, Chinese cabbage, all Chinese cabbage!
He couldn't even hold back his laughter.
because……
This is a group of Chinese cabbage speaking English...
Fan Zhou'er's smile is as warm as spring.
But for some reason, there was no warmth in his eyes, as if he was not a human being.
The tall white host felt uncomfortable and offended.
He is strong, like a gorilla.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he laughed at Fan Zhouer's weakness, "Why are you laughing? Little monkey."
Fan Zhouer did not answer, and even cue the process himself, "On what charge will I be arrested?"
Barrier-free English communication throughout the process.
"Intentional injury."
The tall white host looked at Fan Zhouer's frail little body and deliberately laughed at him.
It's both a joke and a look down on him.
Compared with white people, Chinese people look a little too thin and thin.
The most unreasonable accusation was placed on Fan Zhouer's head.
Hearing this, Fan Zhou'er nodded.
He punched the white host on the nose.
In an instant, my eyes were filled with tears.
I can't even say anything because my nose is sore.
But Fan Zhou'er retracted his hand and said seriously, "Okay, you can come and catch me now."
It was said that it was intentional wounding, but you really hit someone!
"Ah."
"Your acting skills are so good and you are so well prepared."
The affirmation from Fan Zhouer.
Then he turned around and ran away.
Not stopping for a moment.
Since you can't speak, he speaks for you.
By the time the tall white host could speak, Fan Zhouer had already run away.
He squeezed the phone tightly in anger.
Admit that he is good at acting, or tell the truth about how he was punched by the kid he looked down on...
It was obvious that he couldn't afford to lose that person.
【Fuck! 】
[Holy shit, shit, shit! 】
[He must have done it on purpose. This must have been intentional. 】
[Our Zhouzhou is wilting and bad. 】
[He ran away, but you guys should keep up with the big stupid guy who took the photo! 】
Although white people are stupid and don’t say it, Fan Zhouer’s fans understand him.
When Zhouzhou was trying to survive in the wild, Bang Bang knocked the fish unconscious with his fist and then ate it.
This is Zhouzhou’s classic move.
This is the first time I've seen Fan Zhou'er's nose greeting people like this.
That strength is not light.
In the fleeting shot, everyone saw the white host rushing to stop the nosebleed.
he……
He really beat someone up.
[After staying with the eldest lady for a long time, you have become arrogant! 】
[By the way, did Zhouzhou attend the show on behalf of the eldest lady? 】
[Ah ah ah, my saying that there is no smoke without smoke is true. 】
Fan Zhouer's punch made the Chinese people watching the show very angry.
And his subsequent performance also made people know how strong Fan Zhouer's survival ability is!
The butterfly knife that fascinated fans is reproduced.
As if for fun, I shaved off most of the hair of the people on the show.
It looks like a dog chewing it.
"Why do you carry a knife!!!"
The program team panicked, and the stupid black, white, and Asian people were all confused.
It was said to be just a simulation exercise, how could you do it for real?
hair!
Their hair! ! !
From afar, Fan Zhouer's voice came,
"I am a prisoner who intentionally hurts others, so it is reasonable for me to carry a knife."
And he was just showing off his skills and didn't really hurt anyone.
The butterfly knife stands out in the sun, but in fact its owner is an immoral teacher Tony.
This contrast can make people laugh to death.
Let’s change our hairstyles collectively!
After tricking people, turn around and run away.
He has great explosiveness and speed and looks professionally trained.
It's so easy to tease a group of ordinary people.
Because it was simulating a real situation, there was no one in the camera after Fan Zhouer ran away.
The tension came all of a sudden!
This is the first time that someone has escaped from under his nose.
The program team was furious because they didn't catch anyone.
"catch him!"
"You must catch that monkey!"
"Tune people, tune people!"
The program team of "Nowhere to Escape" was slapped in the face for the first time, and they were collectively furious.
For the audience, this show is exciting and interesting.
Through the investigation efforts mobilized by the program team, they found out that Fan Zhouer entered the forest.
As everyone knows--
This is Fan Zhouer's comfort zone, and it is also the beginning of the program team's wilderness survival.
[Hey guys, my wild king is back home. 】
[Zhouzhou’s wilderness survival ability is perfect! 】
[I really don’t understand why Zhouzhou has so many wilderness survival skills. 】
[Obviously... we are very safe in China! 】
[We can’t even hunt wild game in the mountains. Why do you think Zhouzhou should learn this if he has nothing to do? 】