Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

Chapter 144 Bored Humans

I've finally come up with a solution, albeit a less-than-ideal one, and I've been working on it. At least for now, it seems to be working quite well.

Under my command, the cockroaches carried the cockroach house towards the boys' restroom.

As I directed the cockroaches, I prayed in my heart that nothing bad would happen, that a rat or something wouldn't suddenly appear out of nowhere.

I'm now a typical case of "once bitten, twice shy," because accidents always seem to happen when I least expect them.

If you don't check the almanac before going out, at most you'll just have bad luck that day, but I've been having bad luck the whole time, and I've never given up. I'm almost drunk with frustration.

I don't know if my prayers worked this time, or if my damn bad luck finally left, but I led the swarm of cockroaches to carry the box all the way to the entrance of the men's restroom without any problems.

Now that we're at the door, nothing should happen, right? I directed the cockroaches to slowly crawl inside.

I don't know if I was lucky or if someone went out and forgot to close the door, but the door was open, which made it convenient for us to go in.

As I expected, once inside, the urinal was indeed perfect for helping Dafu resolve this crisis.

So I directed the cockroaches to throw the box directly into the urinal. After they threw it in, the bottom of the box was soaked.

It's almost perfect! I didn't expect it to go so smoothly. I just need to wait a few more hours for the adhesive to lose its function, and then the daifuku can be made.

All I have to do now is wait. It's never been this smooth before, so I can't help but feel a little excited. Could it be that my luck has suddenly turned around?

Sometimes, you can't be too cocky. Just when I was feeling like my luck had suddenly turned around, I heard footsteps outside the door.

As the footsteps approached, the cockroaches immediately scurried away and hid in the dark corners.

I quickly flew into the air to avoid people first.

After the man came in, he walked towards the urinal, unzipped his pants, took out his penis, and started urinating.

Men are most bored when they urinate. If you happen to see a box in the toilet bowl during that most boring time, what would you do?

The answer is yes, they just peed directly into the box using the hose.

I was so frustrated watching this. Luckily, it was Dafu in that box. If it were me, I'd rather die.

The urine, still slightly warm, slowly dripped into the box.

I have no idea what the daifuku and those cockroaches inside are feeling, but I'm feeling really upset right now.

What is all this?

It's unclear whether the person had been holding their breath for too long on the highway or had drunk too much water before getting in the car.

This doesn't look like human urine at all; it looks more like cow urine.

How can the volume be so large? The box on top is about to be washed away by the powerful flow of water. If it collapses, the daifuku and cockroaches inside will be exposed.

If this gets exposed and the cleaners come, is there any chance of survival?

I was extremely nervous. Please, please don't let this get out! If we get exposed, won't all our efforts be wasted?

Thankfully, just when I was extremely nervous, the damn flood finally stopped. The man suddenly shivered, then packed up his tools and went outside.

Holy crap, that scared me to death! My heart immediately relaxed. Thank goodness, Da Fu wasn't exposed.

However, as the saying goes, misfortune and fortune are intertwined. Sometimes bad luck is not necessarily good; it may bring a little bit of good fortune. For example, Dafu and the others are now less sticky because they have warm urine.

What was originally expected to take several hours will now only take another ten minutes or so.

I just hope nothing else goes wrong in these next ten minutes or so.

However, judging from the precarious state of that box, it probably won't be able to withstand another shot.

Seeing that the guy had finally left, I quickly flew over, but I didn't dare get too close, because I didn't want to be bothered by that lewd smell.

So I stopped in mid-air and shouted, "Dafu, Dafu, are you alright?"

"No, it's nothing," Dafu shouted from below.

"The water's a bit too hot, it's almost burning my fur off," Dafu complained from below.

I……

What the hell? Do you even have any hair? The little bit of downy hair on your body, you call that hair? You're lucky you didn't get burned.

I thought to myself, feeling a bit down in the air, but it's best if nothing happens. I just need to wait a little longer before I can get out.

So I shouted down, "How's it going now? Does it feel looser now?"

Because it's soaking in water, and with the uric acid dissolving, it should have some effect, and it won't take too long.

"It's loosened up a bit, but leaving is still a bit difficult. We might have to wait a while longer," Dafu shouted from below.

"Okay, it should be almost done. Just wait a little longer, it'll be ready soon, don't rush," I called out from upstairs.

"Okay, you're the best, 12 cents." Dafu below said gratefully.

What the hell are you talking about? Whether I'm good or not doesn't depend on your opinion.

Just then, another set of footsteps came from not far away. This time, the footsteps were very hurried, as if they had been holding back for a long time.

Oh my god, am I really that unlucky? Again? If I get soaked again, I'm doomed!

Just as I was getting really nervous, the footsteps came in and rushed straight towards the urinal.

He hurriedly pulled out his little brother and aimed it at the urinal.

Damn, if he pees into that box again, wouldn't that give us away? Would Dafu even have a chance to survive?

I'm so anxious, I don't know what to do. I wish I were a mosquito so I could give that damn little thing a shot and make it hurt so much it can't pee.

But I'm not a mosquito now, I'm just a fly, and all I can do is fly.

Even if we flew to that guy's thing now, it wouldn't make a difference.

As soon as that guy pulled it out, I became even more anxious, running around in circles like a headless fly, completely at a loss.

The only hope now is that the damn guy won't be as bored as the previous one and like to pee on things for fun.

You're an adult, don't be so bored...