Chapter 136 We seem to have met somewhere before.
Chapter 136 We seem to have met somewhere before.
After making my plan with Xiao Cang, I immediately fled to one side, thinking that I could fly farther away before shouting, thus increasing my safety.
But after flying for a while, I met a butterfly ahead, a butterfly that seemed to be waiting for an old friend.
"One cent and two cents, you've arrived," the Butterfly Princess said in a very friendly manner.
"Are you here to arrest me?" I asked anxiously.
"No," the DVD seller said calmly.
"No?" I asked in surprise.
“No,” Princess Buying Discs replied with certainty.
"Then what are you doing?" I asked anxiously. I was in a hurry, every second counted, and I didn't have time to chat here, so my tone was very anxious and unfriendly.
"Watch your tone," a black butterfly nearby snapped, seemingly the butterfly's guardian.
"Don't talk to customers like that," the DVD seller said gently, as if she were very well-mannered.
"Yes, Miss," the subordinate said respectfully.
I was completely baffled. I was in a hurry to escape, what were you guys doing? And you're just letting me go?
The way you all act as if you know me, but I really don't know you. I don't remember ever meeting such a goddess.
"Twenty-two cents," the saleswoman called out softly.
"Yes, I'm here," I replied immediately. Even for the sake of those few strong-looking guys around me, I couldn't afford to offend you.
"Do you know what the most painful thing in the world is?" Miss Naya suddenly asked.
Oh my god, what does this mean? Of course I know, it just means I want to be a human being. Heaven hasn't given me the chance, but what does it mean that the saleswoman suddenly asked me this question?
Do I look like his lover? Is that why I asked this question?
I was quite confused and didn't know what to say. There wasn't much to say, since I genuinely didn't understand what the lady selling the DVDs was trying to convey.
So I said, "I don't know."
"The most painful thing in life is standing in front of him and he has already forgotten me," the DVD seller said sadly.
I……
What is all this nonsense? I don't even know you, so how can I not recognize you when I'm standing right in front of you?
I almost cried. I don't even know you, sister.
I'm on the run for my life, what's the point of you putting on this show for me?
"Do we know each other?" I asked hesitantly. To be honest, I really didn't recognize the butterfly in front of me; at least, I didn't recall ever seeing one like it before.
"Have you really forgotten me? Think about it again?" the butterfly said, looking very conflicted.
Oh my god, I'm going crazy! I hate people like this the most. If you can't remember, you just can't remember. How am I supposed to think about it again? Just tell me, why are you making me think?
I'm in a hurry, sister, I don't have time to play guessing games with you here.
So I said directly, "I can't remember. Tell me, I'm in a hurry to escape."
"Have you really forgotten me? Have you really forgotten me?" the DVD seller said sadly.
Damn, if I had a brick in my hand right now, I'd want to smash her to death. Why is she so pretentious? Why does she talk so much nonsense?
Why don't you just tell me who you are? If I can remember, I'll know; if I can't, then we don't know each other.
Why are you taking so long? I'm running for my life. Not on Wu Zongxian's variety show, "Guess, Gu ...
Guess my ass! Thank goodness this is in a small forest, and thank goodness you're a butterfly. Otherwise, I would have really thought I'd encountered a scammer.
A new scam is becoming popular: someone gently blindfolds you and asks you to guess who they are.
When you've mentioned several names and they all seem to be the same person, the person suddenly snatches your phone and runs away. That's why many people hate being forced to guess these days. Screw guessing, if you don't know them, you don't know them.
So I said, quite annoyed, "Who are you anyway? I already said I don't know you, so what's the point of guessing? Just tell me who you are."
"Sigh." The saleswoman sighed softly.
"Since you don't recognize me, then forget it. We'll never see each other again anyway." Princess Yaya said sadly and flew away to the side.
Then the black butterflies behind Princess Buying Discs immediately chased after her.
Holy crap, who is this person? Wait, what kind of butterfly is this? What's going on? Suddenly it appeared and asked if I knew it. I asked who it was, and then it left.
Are all mothers in the world like this? What kind of twisted mentality is this? Explain yourself!
I feel like I've been tricked.
As I watched the DVD seller's departing figure, I was completely baffled. I genuinely didn't recognize her, even though I had a feeling I'd seen her somewhere before.
Because of this DVD-buying princess's meddling, I almost forgot to get to my business.
I needed to escape and draw the enemy's attention, so I hurriedly shouted behind me, "Hey, I'm here! Come and chase me!"
Such a shout in the quiet night was like dropping a bomb on a calm lake, instantly triggering a strong reaction.
Sure enough, a buzzing sound soon followed, and a large number of flies flew towards me.
Holy crap, how did it happen so fast? How did they all arrive in the blink of an eye?
I was startled and rushed towards the gas station, hoping that the facilities there wouldn't disappoint me.
Gas stations on the highway are usually open 24 hours a day, so they were still brightly lit when we flew over, and we finally made it out of the slumber.
I rushed towards the gas station, my first destination being the gas station's restaurant.
What are the characteristics of the restaurants at gas stations? First, the portions are small; second, the food is expensive; and third, they are clean.
That's right, it's clean. Why is it so clean? Because it's a state-owned enterprise, so it has to maintain a certain image.
Therefore, there are electronic mosquito killers and some medicines to prevent rats and cockroaches around.
My plan was to lead this swarm of flies toward the restaurant and use my knowledge of humans to escape their pursuit.
That mosquito killer is my most important tool; it's the only thing I can rely on right now.
Hearing the buzzing sound behind me, I didn't dare to look back even once, for fear that I would be caught up if I did. Besides, I didn't have time to look back; I could only run for my life.
P.S.: Although the results weren't great, I'll continue updating...
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