PDLP Chapter 49: A Social Media Fiasco! The entire internet is clamoring for a high-definition version.
Chapter 49: A Social Media Fiasco! The entire internet is clamoring for a high-definition version.
Su Qingge's shout was filled with an aura that could shake mountains and rivers.
Two sparrows in the tree were so startled that they flapped their wings and flew away.
The courtyard was deathly silent.
The cameraman, Xiao Zhang, was shaking so much that the camera was swaying and the footage looked like an earthquake.
Only the barrage of comments in the live stream, like a burst dam, instantly flooded the entire screen.
The server's backend data indicator was flashing wildly, and the programmer, watching the number of online users skyrocket, cursed as he frantically increased bandwidth.
#Su Qingge and Lin Zhou fighting in bed#
This term shot to the top of Weibo's trending topics list at lightning speed.
It was followed by a dark purple "Explosion" character.
"Holy crap! Is this content I can listen to without paying?"
"Fighting? And all that whining? Go easy on me? This imagery is so vivid, I've even imagined a whole 10,000-word essay about it!"
"Nuonuo knows how to do live streaming! This girl is great, and she'll really spill the beans when there's gossip!"
"Case solved! I felt something was off last night; the bed creaked and groaned half the night. Turns out it was...hehehehe!"
"Hey upstairs, don't go! Can I borrow your phone to talk?"
Meanwhile, at the eye of the storm—in that dilapidated little courtyard.
Su Qingge was gripping Lin Zhou's collar tightly.
Her face, which was usually aloof and otherworldly, was now as red as if it had just been pulled out of a dye vat.
shame!
So embarrassing!
She's a top star, and she rarely has any scandals, but now...
How could her own daughter expose such a "private secret" in front of the entire internet?
Although it was a misunderstanding, can this be explained clearly?
"Lin Zhou! Say something!"
Su Qingge's voice trembled, and her eyes were red—from anxiety and embarrassment. "Explain to them! Hurry!"
Lin Zhou's eyes rolled back as he was being strangled.
He was still holding a toothbrush, his mouth full of toothpaste foam, and his upper body was still naked because he had just woken up, revealing his strong and well-defined muscles.
The morning sunlight shone on him, gilding the thin layer of sweat with a golden edge.
Hormones are surging.
"Cough cough... Wife, let go first, you're strangling your husband to death."
Lin Zhou begged for mercy in a muffled voice, wiping the foam from the corner of his mouth.
Su Qingge subconsciously let go of his hand, but still stared at him intently, her eyes filled with "If you dare to say anything nonsense, I'll bite you to death."
Lin Zhou took a deep breath.
He turned around and faced the dark, unlit camera lens.
There was no panic, nor the slightest bit of shyness.
He even raised an eyebrow at the camera and gave a meaningful smile.
"Everyone, it's a misunderstanding."
Lin Zhou shrugged, his tone as calm as if he were discussing today's weather:
"Children have vivid imaginations and are prone to misunderstandings about normal... well, physical contact."
"Normal physical contact?"
Su Qingge, who was listening nearby, was grinding her teeth. This bastard was making things worse the more he tried to explain!
"yes."
Lin Zhou looked completely innocent, pointing to himself and Su Qingge:
"We didn't sleep well last night. After all... some things can only be discussed in depth when it's late at night."
"For example... let's exchange parenting tips."
"By the way, I also checked Teacher Su's palm, looking at her career line and stuff."
When he mentioned the words "career line," his gaze swept over Su Qingge's chest in a very subtle yet precise manner.
boom--!
The live stream chat exploded.
"What kind of parenting advice are we exchanging?! I think it's more like a baby-making exercise!"
"Checking your cleavage? Was it done in bed? Was it done with your hands?"
"Brother Lin, stop explaining! Explaining is just a cover-up! We all know that!"
"Even though I'm a hater, I'll take this dose of PDA! These two are definitely true love! You can't fake that kind of intense, loving gaze!"
"I'm begging the production team to release last night's surveillance footage! I'll pay ten bucks! No, a hundred bucks! I want to see the uncensored, high-definition 'parenting tips'!"
Su Qingge was so angry at Lin Zhou's smug look that her head was buzzing.
Explaining is worse than not explaining at all!
Now the whole internet thinks they did something shameful in bed!
"Lin Zhou!"
Su Qingge gritted her teeth and kicked him. "Shut up! Go get dressed!"
Lin Zhou nimbly dodged the "loving wife kick".
"Okay! I'm off!"
He swaggered into the house, whistling as he carried his T-shirt, and casually ruffled his daughter's hair as he passed by.
"Honey, well done! This assist deserves the top credit from Daddy, and I'll reward you with two ice creams later!"
"Really? Thank you, Dad!"
Nuonuo was confused, but she knew there was ice cream to eat, and she clapped her hands happily.
Su Qingge was left alone, bewildered in the wind, her face as red as a monkey's bottom as she faced the camera, wanting to explain but not knowing where to begin.
"Um... everyone, don't listen to his nonsense..."
She weakly offered a defense, but her voice was so soft that even she couldn't hear it.
It’s over.
It's completely dead.
How will I survive in the industry after this? How will I maintain my aloof persona?
Just when Su Qingge wished she could disappear into a crack in the ground, her savior finally arrived.
Or perhaps, another troublemaker has arrived.
Suddenly, a piercing electrical hum blared from the loudspeaker at the village entrance, followed immediately by director Yan Min's signature hoarse voice echoing throughout the village:
Good morning, everyone!
"Given the little... ahem, sweet little incident that just happened, our live stream viewership has surpassed the ten million mark!"
"To thank everyone for their enthusiasm, the production team has decided to upgrade today's task!"
Yan Min's voice was filled with excitement, clearly indicating that she was extremely satisfied with the performance.
"Please proceed immediately to the main stage at the village entrance!"
"Today, we will be holding a grand Peach Blossom Village Country Music Concert!"
"and!"
Yan Min paused deliberately, creating enough suspense:
"To test the talents of all the dads, we've specially invited a special guest star!"
"He is a rising star in the Chinese music scene, a true creative talent!"
"He is the dream lover of countless girls!"
He'll be the "challenger," competing against all the dads in a musical talent contest! The loser will have their accommodations downgraded tonight!
Upon hearing the words "musical prodigy," Su Qingge frowned slightly.
For some reason, a sense of foreboding suddenly welled up in her heart.
Lin Zhou also came out of the house, already dressed, still looking as lazy as ever.
"A concert? A challenge?"
He picked at his ear, walked over to Su Qingge, and casually put his arm around her shoulder, as if asserting his ownership:
"What kind of trouble is this director causing now? Isn't it chaotic enough already?"
Su Qingge slapped his hand away and rolled her eyes at him, but she wasn't really angry. Instead, she looked at him with some concern.
"Can you sing? This person who came seems to be a professional."
"Nope."
Lin Zhou shook his head confidently, "All I can do is hum."
"..." Su Qingge was speechless. "Then what are you going to do later? Wait until you lose and have to sleep in the pigsty?"
"What's there to be afraid of?"
Lin Zhou's lips curled into a smile as he leaned close to her ear and whispered with a laugh:
"If all else fails, I'll perform a special skill for everyone—"
"What special skill?" Su Qingge asked subconsciously.
"Reading palms for his wife, a pop diva, in public."
"roll!"
Su Qingge blushed and cursed, then walked out first.
The two of them, bickering and teasing each other, arrived at the village entrance.
At this time, a simple stage had already been set up there.
A low-key yet luxurious black van slowly pulled up beside the stage.
The car door slid open.
A foot wearing limited-edition sneakers stepped onto the yellow earth.
Immediately afterwards, a young man with Korean-style curly hair, effeminate and handsome features, and a guitar in his hand walked down.
He took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of affectionate peach blossom eyes. His gaze swept across the crowd before finally settling precisely on Su Qingge.
In that instant, Su Qingge's expression changed slightly.
Lin Zhou, on the other hand, narrowed his eyes.
"Hey, isn't this so-and-so?"
Yan Min, holding the microphone and sporting an expression that seemed to say "I love a good show," loudly introduced:
"Let's welcome our guest today—Zhou Lixing, the young master of Dynasty Entertainment and a musical prodigy!"