PDLP Chapter 143 Seven Nights, Do You Want a Wife or Not?
Chapter 143 Seven Nights, Do You Want a Wife or Not?
Looking at Li Deyang's bewildered face, Wang Teng slapped his forehead: "Oh dear, how could I forget? You're still a fool! What's the point of talking to you right now? Comrades, sit tight, our Underworld Day Trip sightseeing bus is about to depart!"
As he spoke, a rope appeared in Wang Teng's hand, stretching out in the wind to bind the group. Wang Teng then flew into the air, acting as a helicopter. At the other end of the rope were Cheng Yu and Li Deyang of the 'Covering the Sky Squad.' As they floated in the air, the paper army raised their spears high and used them like javelins, aiming straight at the group bound by the rope.
Baili Pangpang cried out in fright, "Old Wang, help me! I'm going to be pricked like a hedgehog!"
As he spoke, Baili Pangpang activated [Yaoguang], transforming it into a golden light shield to protect everyone. He then pulled several people along, heading towards the black palace not far away.
Upon seeing the group heading towards the palace, the paper figures became even more frantic, thrusting their spears straight at the group as if they were free.
With a snap of his fingers, Wang Teng unleashed a thunderous roar in the air, and the paper figures were so frightened that they hid inside the houses.
A sudden clap of thunder; paper figures are of the yin element, and the presence of thunder naturally evokes fear.
Lin Qiye shouted, "Wang Teng, you idiot, grab the rope! (Fuck!) I want to ride the wind home... Ahhhh!"
Thump~ thump~
The people on the rope fell to the ground like dumplings being dropped into a pot, clutching their legs and buttocks and howling in pain. If it weren't for Yao Guang's protection, their injuries would probably have been much more serious.
Wang Teng suddenly realized what was going on and looked at everyone with some embarrassment.
When he snapped his fingers, he forgot about the rope in his hand, causing Lin Qiye and the others to fall to the ground.
Lin Qiye raised his middle finger: "You can untie the rope, or go even higher. At this height, I wouldn't even finish reciting a single line of poetry before I crashed to the ground with a thud."
Wang Teng quickly put the rope away: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll definitely be more careful next time, I'll definitely be more careful next time."
Upon arriving at the entrance of the black palace, Shen Qingzhu and Cao Yuan tried to push the door open, but it remained completely still.
Wang Teng grinned and pushed Li Deyang forward: "Professional matters should be left to professionals. Old Li, it's up to you now..."
Li Deyang said somewhat uncertainly, "Even those two, with their high strength, couldn't push them away, and you expect me to..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Deyang pushed open the black door.
Li Deyang: "..."
After thinking for a long time, Li Deyang pointed at Shen Qingzhu and Cao Yuan and said, "Are you two acting like me? Are you acting like me?"
Shen Qingzhu looked at Li Deyang with a somewhat uncertain expression: "Old Li, I think I understand what Wang Teng meant. You are the protagonist of this world."
"Protagonist? What does that mean?"
"It's like those characters in novels who get stabbed but don't die, then discover their heart is crooked. They jump off a cliff and immediately discover rare treasures or divine martial arts techniques. They always find a bargain when buying something. They always encounter a beautiful woman who is actually a man in disguise. Some things have been stored for millions of years, just waiting for your arrival."
Li Deyang pointed at himself with a strange expression: "Are you talking about me? If I were really that awesome, I wouldn't need to be stationed on the frontier for half my life. I would have joined a special team long ago."
Cao Yuan pointed to the gate of the Heavenly Palace: "Then how do you explain this?"
"Uh, he's gone mad, yes, that must be it, this door has gone mad."
After opening one of the room doors, Wang Teng walked closer and his lips twitched. He then looked at Li Deyang with some disbelief.
Inside this magnificent black hall, with its load-bearing pillars over two hundred meters high and a throne over thirty meters high, Wang Teng could hardly imagine how terrifying Li Deyang's body would be if it were really that big.
"Old Li, I finally understand why the Heavenly Laws stipulate that humans and gods cannot marry. Judging by the size of this stool, a mortal is probably not even as long as a hair on it. The size is seriously mismatched, how can they possibly have an affair!"
Lin Qiye and Yang Jian, who understood what Wang Teng said, twitched at the corners of their mouths. This description was too vivid.
An Qingyu looked at the mural beside her, then smiled and said, "I think I understand, this place..."
Suddenly, Baili Pangpang shouted, "Holy crap, come quick! There's a normal coffin here!"
The group quickly ran to the coffin that Baili Pangpang had mentioned. They saw that the coffin was only two or three meters long and looked quite normal.
Baili Pangpang swallowed hard: "Qiye, Wang Teng, do you think a zombie dressed in Qing Dynasty official robes might suddenly appear inside, stretch out its arms, and grab your neck?"
Everyone: "..."
Seeing the hesitant expressions on everyone's faces, Wang Teng patted Lin Qiye on the shoulder and asked, "Qiye, do you want a wife?"
"Hmm, you want to be my wife? No, you can't have children."
Wang Teng ruthlessly slapped Lin Qiye's hand away: "I'm telling you the truth, although she's a little older than you, she's beautiful. As the saying goes, 'A woman three years older brings wealth; a woman thirty years older brings an empire; a woman three hundred years older brings immortality; a woman three thousand years older brings a celestial elixir; a woman thirty thousand years older brings a position among the immortals; a woman thirty thousand years older brings the Queen Mother of the West to feed her; a woman three hundred thousand years older brings standing before Buddha; a woman three million years older brings you to rule the immortal realm; a woman thirty million years older brings you to roam the six realms. Older women are more caring, Qiye, your good days are coming.'"
Yes, Jialan is indeed only a little over a billion, which is more than two thousand years older than Lin Qiye, and has experienced more than 112 million two-thousand-year cycles.
Based on that 'immortal' characteristic, it really hurts when it hits someone!
Suddenly, Wang Teng's thoughts began to wander. Given Jialan's 'immortality' characteristic, would Lin Qiye be able to leave the ranks of virgins by then?
Lin Qiye mustn't accidentally break his family heirloom while Jialan's protective shell is still intact!
Thinking about that situation, Wang Teng burst into laughter like a pig.
"Old Wang, Old Wang~~~"
Wang Teng shook his head, looking at Lin Qiye with a puzzled expression: "What are you still standing here like an idiot for? Hurry up and go, your future wife is waiting for you there."
Lin Qiye shook his head firmly: "I don't want to! Who knows if it's a person or a ghost inside? What if it's really like what Fatty said, a Qing Dynasty zombie choking me? Old Wang, you're strong enough, you go."
Looking at Lin Qiye, who was trying to push his 'wife' away, Wang Teng suddenly felt a toothache.
"Lin Qiye, are you going or not? I'm telling you, if you don't go..."
At this moment,
Thump~~~
All eyes turned to the black and red coffin, and then everyone took a step back.