PDLP Chapter 101: Getting poisoned from eating mushrooms?
Chapter 101: Getting poisoned from eating mushrooms?
Wen Qimo looked at Wang Teng with envy, muttering, "Damn it, ugly people have no rights!"
With a sudden stop, the black SUV came to a halt in front of the Peace Agency.
"Captain, Wu Laogou, Xiao Nan, Leng Xuan, hurry up and come out to greet the guests!"
Wu Xiangnan, wearing an apron, came out and smiled at the three of them, saying, "You're back? Are you tired outside?"
One sentence made Lin Qiye's eyes turn red.
"No, I'm not tired!"
Hongying walked straight inside, her mouth still uttering fragrant words.
"Alright, that's enough. We don't need to be so gentle with Wu the old dog; he doesn't deserve it!!!"
"Hey, Hongying, no matter what, I'm still the captain of our 136th squad. Can't you show me some respect?"
"Hmph, deputy!"
Chen Muyi, wearing an apron, sighed and said, "Xiangnan, I am the captain."
"Don't underestimate the importance of the vice-captain. And Makino, you'll lose me if you keep talking like that!"
Upon seeing Chen Muyi, Wang Teng immediately boasted, "Captain, I've gotten a lot of good stuff out here. Just make it for me later."
Chen Muye looked at Lin Qiye and An Qingyu.
"You weren't bullied at the training camp, were you?"
Lin Qiye said proudly, "No, not only was I not bullied, but I also received several medals."
"That's fine!"
in the kitchen,
Chen Muyi looked at the ingredients in front of him in silence and swallowed hard.
"Young man, how come your mushrooms are so much bigger than the others? Look at this termite mushroom, the usual ones are only the size of a finger, but yours is almost as big as a cucumber. And this thing, is it a Boletus luridus? How come it's so huge? Goodness, one weighs almost ten pounds..."
"Captain, these are all top-quality stuff! You know what? I ate two of them in the mountains last time, and the taste... it was absolutely amazing!!!"
"Fine, I can manage with these mushrooms! But kid Wang, tell me the hell why you gave me a 'meatball' the size of a tire?"
Wang Teng coughed repeatedly, choked by Chen Muye's words.
"Captain, is it possible that it's not some 'meat egg,' but a sucker on one of the tentacles of an octopus?"
Chen Muyi's eyes widened: "Are you kidding me? Whose octopus has such a big sucker... Wait, is it really a sucker on one of its tentacles?"
"Yeah! I went to the South China Sea a few days ago, and this octopus was wreaking havoc on coastal cities, so I caught it. Captain, I've tasted it, and the meat is firm and tender. Whether it's grilled on a teppanyaki grill or made into squid soup, it's absolutely amazing!"
"Alright, you guys go out first. I'll think about how to cook this later..."
Less than three minutes later, Chen Muye yelled from the kitchen, "Wang Teng, Wang Teng, you brat, get over here right now..."
When Wang Teng and the others arrived in the kitchen, they saw Chen Muyi and Wu Xiangnan silently staring at the octopus's suckers, with three cleavers already cut on the ground.
"Wang Teng, tell me, how are we supposed to eat this? I've already broken three kitchen knives. How are we going to be able to chew it?"
Wang Teng discovered this time that he had forgotten to tell Chen Muye some things.
"Captain, I forgot to tell you, this thing needs to be skinned!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng flicked his finger, and the outer skin of the suction cup was cut off, filling the entire room with a fresh and fragrant aroma.
"Slurp, wow, so fresh! Even if it's raw, I want to eat it."
Wang Teng thought for a moment and said, "Forget it, Captain, you guys stew the mushrooms. I'll cook this. It's a bit difficult to stew!"
Wu Xiangnan asked with some curiosity, "No, what was the strength of this thing when it was alive? I just saw the captain slash it several times with the Star Blade, but there wasn't even a mark."
"Oh, it should be the Boundless Realm, I didn't pay much attention. This kind of thing is only good for one hit!"
Upon hearing this, the entire 136th squad fell silent.
"Um, well... the clothes haven't been washed yet, I'm going to do them!"
"I'll go sweep the floor!"
"Sister Hongying, let me sweep for you!"
Watching everyone flee the kitchen, Wang Teng looked at Chen Muyi with some confusion: "Captain, what happened to them?"
"It's nothing, I was just provoked by some people. Wang Teng, in the future, when there are many people around, the captain hopes you can keep a low profile, understand?"
"Okay, I understand!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng took out an iron pot and an iron plate from his spatial storage, then snapped his fingers, and two flames appeared directly under the cooking utensils.
As soon as the fire appeared, Chen Muyi clearly felt that the temperature in the room had increased by at least ten degrees.
"Wang Teng, kid, is the food going to taste good after you've made it like this?"
"Don't worry, Captain, I've eaten it several times already. Trust me, it'll be delicious!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng picked up the kitchen utensils and started making squid soup and grilled squid.
"Alright, then I'll make this mushroom soup. Let me tell you, I've lived in Cangnan for almost ten years, and my mushroom-making skills are absolutely top-notch!"
Chen Muye also started making mushroom soup with a confident look on his face.
at the dinner table,
The entire 136th squad was swallowing hard.
Chen Muyi first poured a glass of beer into the man's glass, and then poured a glass of milk into the woman's glass.
"Let's have a drink to celebrate the addition of three new members to our 136th squad!"
After finishing a glass of wine, Chen Muyi picked up his chopsticks.
"Alright, let's start eating!"
Wen Qimo eagerly picked up a piece of mushroom and put it in his mouth.
"Hiss, it's so hot, so hot, but it tastes so good!"
Hongying also picked up a bite and put it in her mouth, her eyes squinting happily.
Wow, it's so fresh!
As they were talking, An Qingyu rubbed her eyes in confusion and looked at everyone: "What's going on? Are we doing aquaculture here?"
Chen Muyi asked with some confusion, "Aquaculture? What aquaculture? We don't do any aquaculture."
"Our chickens and ducks are running around on the ground!"
Chen Muyi and Wang Teng suddenly exchanged a glance. Wang Teng looked at An Qingyu tentatively and asked, "Little crucian carp, do you mean you saw a duck?"
Wen Qimo suddenly rubbed his eyes: "What's going on? Why are there ducks swimming around in the mushroom soup?"
Hongying looked at Wang Teng in surprise: "Brother Wang Teng, when did you become an angel?"
"what!!!"
"You have two wings on your back, and you're still flapping around aimlessly!"
Wang Teng looked at Chen Muye with a serious expression, and Chen Muye nodded.
"Hmm, it's probably mushroom poisoning. Quick, call 120!"
Suddenly, Chen Muyi also froze, then slowly turned his head to look at Wang Teng.
"Make an appointment for me too. I think I saw him turn into Sun Wukong and beat up Zhu Bajie!"
now,
Wang Teng pushed away Lin Qiye's outstretched mouth, sighed, and said, "It's over, all of them are ruined!"