PDLP Chapter 49 Moved into my house
Chapter 49 Moved into my house
Shen Ruoyun: "???"
Shen Ruoyun glanced at him with a complicated look in her eyes, then looked up at Lu Yan.
She subconsciously shifted her body back slightly and subtly pursed her lips.
Lu Yan quickly reached out and tugged at the hem of his clothes, a fleeting look of embarrassment crossing his face.
"You can't like female alphas!! If you like female alphas, you're finished, I'm telling you!" Qin Chuhuai on the other end of the phone was still relentless.
Even with Shen Ruoyun's good temper, her patience was quickly wearing thin.
"Why can't I like female alphas? Is it illegal?"
Qin Chuhuai was so taken aback by his words that he didn't know what to say. Without even thinking, he blurted out the answer.
"Female alphas...female alphas can't have children!! Your family line will end then, I'm telling you!!"
Shen Ruoyun: "...", she really wanted to crawl into the phone and beat Qin Chuhuai up.
"Mind your own business! I'll have my own babies!"
Qin Chuhuai and Lu Yan: "???"
Qin Chuhuai realized that Shen Ruoyun was being sarcastic, so he decided not to argue with her about it.
"Then...then why did you help the male alpha get dressed when you were at his house?"
Lu Yan snatched the phone, his tone tinged with suppressed emotion.
"Who are you to him? It's none of your business!"
As he was about to hang up, the other end immediately spoke up.
"Are you his father?"
Upon hearing Qin Chuhuai's words, Lu Yan was so angry that he gripped his phone tightly, his fingertips turning slightly white.
Shen Ruoyun was afraid that Qin Chuhuai, that idiot, would anger Lu Yan to death, so she carefully took the phone from his hand.
"What nonsense are you talking about! I just had some problems with my place recently, so I moved in with him for a few days. He happened to have injured his hand, so I'm helping to take care of him."
Hearing this, Qin Chuhuai was about half convinced.
"I see. But I still want to remind you not to be fooled by older men outside."
"How about this, if you don't have a place to live, you can move in with me? I'll..."
Before Qin Chuhuai could finish speaking, the phone was hung up by Lu Yan, a 28-year-old man who was furious.
Shen Ruoyun looked up at Lu Yan with some confusion, but the other party spoke calmly.
"My phone is almost out of battery."
Shen Ruoyun: "......"
Shen Ruoyun looked at the 95% battery level displayed on her phone, then glanced at Lu Yan's expression, and unusually, did not refute him.
"Help me to bed now," Lu Yan said seriously.
"You fucking bastard, your legs are perfectly fine..."
Shen Ruoyun was only halfway through her sentence when she immediately met Lu Yan's expression, which was as black as the bottom of a pot.
I thought about it and decided against it. After all, he's such a good person, it's only right that I help him out.
She willingly helped Lu Yan into the bedroom.
I carefully made the bed for him, turned on the air conditioner, helped him onto the bed, and then covered him with a blanket and tucked him in.
As they were about to turn off the lights, Lu Yan suddenly asked, "Do you think I'm old?"
Shen Ruoyun's hand suddenly stopped moving.
Thinking to himself that Qin Chuhuai's idiot-like skills were really powerful, he directly made Lu Yan doubt himself.
Shen Ruoyun swallowed hard, thinking to herself that this was exactly the same question her girlfriend asked her if she was pretty.
I'm still living in their house. If my answer doesn't satisfy them, will I be kicked out?
Fortunately, Miaochacha3077 was very skilled and immediately began to look through his secret manual.
The cat immediately pointed to a line of text, signaling Shen Ruoyun to read it quickly.
"How can you be old? At your age, you are like a peony in full bloom, at the height of your fame in the capital. How can those moss flowers compare?"
Shen Ruoyun's small body trembled violently, and she felt so disgusted with herself that she got goosebumps all over.
"Hmm... could you turn off the light for me? Thank you." After hearing Shen Ruoyun's words, Lu Yan felt completely relieved.
"Meow meow meow!! 30 points of favorability added, total points for host: 270!"
"Host, keep going! As long as you believe, the dawn is just around the corner!!"
Shen Ruoyun casually closed the bedroom door, and suddenly became interested in the secret manual in Miaochacha3077's hand.
"What's the name of your book? How come it works so well on alphas?"
Miaochacha3077's expression froze instantly, and she subconsciously hid the secret manual behind her back.
"Give it to me!" Shen Ruoyun reached out to Miao Chacha with her palm facing up.
Miaochacha3077 shook her head and even took a few steps back.
Shen Ruoyun didn't bother to reason with it and snatched the manual away.
Seeing the large pink characters on the cover, Shen Ruoyun smiled speechlessly.
The title "Advanced Green Tea Cultivation Manual" was prominently displayed on it, along with a passage below.
Become a top-notch tea master! Ten thousand tea sayings that will get alphas hooked—you'll regret it if you don't read them!
Shen Ruoyun: "......"
He immediately rolled up the book in his hand and slammed it down hard on Tea Meow Meow 3077's head, the yellow helmet making a "thud".
"What can I say to you? No wonder the lines always sounded weird. You were trying to fool me with this!"
Miaochacha3077 quickly grabbed her helmet and moved aside.
He glanced at Shen Ruoyun, his eyes darting around, and immediately began to brainwash her.
"Oh dear, host, these are all stereotypes! What you see is only the surface; what does it represent behind the scenes?"
Do you really understand it? It represents gentleness and understanding.
As long as we don't harm others, why can't we communicate with people in a gentler way?
Shen Ruoyun opened her mouth, about to refute.
However, to my surprise, what Miaochacha said actually made a lot of sense!
Seeing that Shen Ruoyun was starting to soften her stance, Miao Chacha pressed her advantage.
"Tell me, were your words just now valid? Have the points been credited to your account?"
A kind word warms the heart for three winter months, while a harsh word chills the heart for six summer months. You've simply mastered the art of language better.
Shen Ruoyun still felt a little awkward and asked, "Then you don't have any other secret techniques?"
Miaochacha3077's eyes lit up immediately.
He immediately produced another divine book and presented it to Shen Ruoyun with both hands.
Shen Ruoyun stared at the green-covered book in front of her, "The Guide to Becoming a Simp," and fell into complete silence.