PDLP Chapter 107 Don't Insult Scumbags
Chapter 107 Don't Insult Scumbags
After each class's performance, there was a long speech session by the school leaders. Mo Jingyu had no choice but to return to her class's line. Although the morning sun wasn't too harsh, it was still uncomfortable after a while.
Mo Jingyu stood in the line with a look of utter despair. She thought she would be free to move around after the principal finished speaking, but she didn't expect that after one person finished speaking, there would be another one.
Mo Jingyu couldn't help but feel suspicious, and turned to Jiang Xing standing next to her, asking, "Do we have to explain to every single one of these leaders?"
Jiang Xing nodded helplessly, his tone full of exhaustion: "Yes, we talked until noon last year." These words hit Mo Jingyu like a ton of bricks, leaving her somewhat stunned.
She quickly squatted down and hid behind Jiang Yan'an, saying in a coquettish tone, "My dear child, children need to get plenty of sunshine to grow strong and healthy. Mothers can't do that, or their bones will melt in the sun."
Jiang Yan'an believed it and stood anxiously in front of Mo Jingyu, trying to shield her from the sun. She said earnestly, "Then Mom, be careful and hide behind me."
Mo Jingyu was deeply moved and hugged Jiang Yan'an tightly. Seeing this, the surrounding classmates watched as Mo Jingyu "fooled" Jiang Yan'an in this way, and Gu Shiqing immediately followed suit.
Seriously, my cousin and his deskmate are such a good match!
[Taking all sorts of things will only make me nutritionally balanced; now my mind automatically conjures up various campus novel settings.]
[To the person upstairs, there's already fanfiction about this, sister.]
Wow, which lady has such lightning-fast typing speed?
Mo Jingyu was only freed when she felt she was about to lose her senses. Like someone grasping at a lifeline, she grabbed Jiang Yan'an and sprinted towards the bus.
The driver only saw a yellow figure flash by and was momentarily dazed.
As soon as Mo Jingyu boarded the bus, she felt the cool breeze from the air conditioning and felt as if she had come back to life. Jiang Yan'an thoughtfully took out a wet wipe and gently wiped the sweat from Mo Jingyu's forehead. The cameraman who followed later captured the scene of Mo Jingyu being "served" in this way.
I've said this so many times: When will I ever have a child like An'an?!
[Can the production team assign one to us?]
Director: Do I look like a human trafficker to you?!
The students boarded the bus one after another, and the class monitor began counting heads. When he reached Jiang Yan'an's name, the monitor's eyes searched around the bus, and he asked loudly, "Where's An'an?"
Jiang Yan'an peeked out from the last row and answered crisply, "My mom and I are here!"
Xia Han walked closer and saw Mo Jingyu and Jiang Yan'an lying in the last row. He smiled helplessly and signed Jiang Yan'an's name on the attendance sheet.
Why is Sister Yu's style always so unique? Sister Yu is like a "troublemaker," and you can never find anyone when she takes attendance.
In other live streams, the homeroom teacher takes attendance, but in Sister Yu's case, it's all left to the class monitor. Sister Yu truly trusts this class monitor!
This class monitor looks like the "male mom" type (doge.jpg)
【you……】
The place they chose to dine was a Chinese restaurant.
Mo Jingyu looked up at the signboard hanging at the restaurant entrance. Under the golden sunlight, the signboard was so bright that it hurt her eyes. She couldn't help but ask in a trembling voice, "This can't be pure gold, can it?"
The class monitor answered solemnly, "Yes." This answer surprised Mo Jingyu so much that her jaw almost dropped to the ground.
Mo Jingyu's eyes widened in astonishment. "My goodness, how much is this worth?!"
As Mo Jingyu entered the private room, her sharp eyes glanced to the side unintentionally. That one glance was like a shot of adrenaline. Mo Jingyu, who had just been feeling weak all over from the sun, straightened her spine instantly and became energetic.
She strode into the private room, grabbed a paper cup from the table, and, just like in a spy drama, pressed her ear against the cup and then pressed it tightly against the wall, trying to hear what was happening in the next room.
The students all looked at Mo Jingyu's strange behavior with puzzled expressions.
Jiang Yan'an thought his mother was playing a detective game with him, so he enthusiastically imitated Mo Jingyu and stuck the sticker on the wall.
Mo Jingyu listened for a while, but realized she didn't possess the protagonist's extraordinary hearing, so she reluctantly put her cup away. Looking down, she saw Jiang Yan'an beside her and couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"
Jiang Yan'an answered excitedly in a clear voice, "Playing detective games with Mom!"
Mo Jingyu looked awkwardly at the students in the private room, waved her hand apologetically, and explained, "Sorry, this gossip is just too tempting."
Instantly, the students' eyes lit up even more than Mo Jingyu's, and they all pressed their faces against the wall in perfect unison. Mo Jingyu's lips twitched as she watched their synchronized actions, thinking to herself: Well, so they're all just like-minded onlookers.
Jiang Yan'an cheered excitedly, clapping his hands and shouting, "Yay, let's play a detective game together!" Just then, the waiter who came to serve the food pushed open the door and saw this strange scene in the private room, and instantly froze on the spot.
The class monitor coughed twice and said in a serious tone, "Ahem, everyone's trained enough, right? We can get ready to eat now, otherwise you won't have the energy for the competition this afternoon." The waiter, seeing that everyone was wearing the same school uniform, seemed to understand something and began to serve the dishes.
Everyone awkwardly laughed and pretended to be busy as they found seats.
[Hahaha, was the class monitor serious when he said that? Hahaha]
[They're already preparing for the afternoon's match; they're really dedicated.]
[Waitress: I dare not open my eyes, I hope this is just my imagination~]
Wei Tong, quick as a flash, snatched a spot next to Mo Jingyu, then quietly tugged at Mo Jingyu's sleeve, asking curiously, "Sister Yu, tell me quickly, what big scoop is it?" Jiang Yan'an also joined in, eagerly saying, "What? I want to hear too!"
Looking at the 29 pairs of eyes staring at her like hungry little birds, Mo Jingyu said helplessly, "It's nothing special, just that scumbag Wang Baiyi that I mentioned online before, the bad guy who lied to your aunt."
Upon hearing this, the students' eyes lit up instantly, looking at Mo Jingyu with even greater eagerness than at the food on the table. "Hey, don't rush, let's eat first, or the food will get cold," Mo Jingyu gestured for the students to calm down.
Jiang Xing, sitting opposite him, looked disgusted, but couldn't help asking out of curiosity, "Let's talk while we eat, I want to know too."
Mo Jingyu nodded helplessly and continued, "This scumbag lied to my cousin before, but Xiaoxing and I exposed him. I just saw him going into the next private room with a girl, all lovey-dovey."
"Is she the girl from the engagement party video?" Jiang Xing pressed.
Mo Jingyu waved her hand, her tone tinged with the excitement of gossiping: "If it were that girl, would I be so excited? Of course not."
"So that means this scumbag cheated on me with that girl again?" Gu Shiqing concluded. Jiang Xing curled his lip in disgust and said dismissively, "How disgusting."
Wei Tong was incredibly excited and couldn't wait to run to the next private room to find out what was going on. Mo Jingyu, while taking out her phone, said, "I don't know if that scumbag is still dating that girl. Let me ask." The classmates all stared curiously at Mo Jingyu as she sent the message.
Slap Jade Ruyi: Is Xie Yao still dating that scumbag?
The other end quickly replied: No. Mo Jingyu typed even faster.
Slap Jade Ruyi: I saw that scumbag having dinner with another woman. Their behavior was absolutely disgusting. Let me see if I can take a picture; you can send it to Xie Yao.
Mo Weiwei: Okay, but hurry up, Xie Ming's cousin takes a nap, and she sleeps so soundly that even a bomb can't wake her up.
Slapping Jade Ruyi: OK
“I asked them, and they’re still talking.” Mo Jingyu’s words instantly ignited the flames of gossip in the students’ eyes.
Xu Jiayu frowned and said, "Although that girl wasn't a good person either, this scumbag is simply inhuman." As soon as Xu Jiayu finished speaking, Song Le immediately chimed in, "Don't insult the word 'scumbag.' A scumbag should at least be rich and good-looking. Someone like him is at best an animal in heat."
These words drew cheers from the entire class.
Mo Jingyu quickly reached out and pressed down, signaling everyone to keep their voices down, and said, "I need to think of a way to take a picture and then tell that girl that we can just watch from the sidelines and enjoy this good show, how exciting!"
[Sister Yu is really cunning; she even came up with this kind of trick, hahaha]
[Great, watching them fight like dogs will definitely be exciting.]
[Looking forward to it! I've already got my sunflower seeds ready and am just waiting to watch the show.]
"This restaurant usually doesn't let just anyone into someone else's private room." The class monitor's words immediately disrupted Mo Jingyu's plan.
Jiang Yan'an watched as everyone's eyes shifted from excitement to fervor, then from fervor to distress. Suddenly, he silently raised his hand and said, "Mom, I have a way. I'll go!"
Mo Jingyu looked at the child in surprise and asked anxiously, "Do you have any ideas? Give your mother some advice."