After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Chapter 511

"Hey! Can't you bring your own food?"

mountain top.

Jiang Hao looked at Zheng Yingjun with an unfriendly face.

"Oh, you've brought so much stuff, and you have to carry it down the mountain without eating it. How tiring! Don't worry, I can definitely help you with the burden!"

There was a pile of snacks next to Zheng Yingjun.

"You don't have to solve it. I have plenty of people to help me move it!"

Jiang Hao gritted his teeth.

"Haozi, you're so thoughtful. You even set up a tent. Let's stay together to watch the stars tonight!"

"Who's talking to you? Get down here right after you finish eating! Don't be a light bulb here!"

"No way! I went through so much trouble to get here, it would be a shame to leave without looking at the stars! Besides, it's almost dark, and I'm scared to be alone!"

"I'll find someone to accompany you down!"

The sound of Jiang Hao's teeth grinding was particularly obvious in the quiet evening.

The other tourists on the mountain had already gone down, and the mountain was eerily quiet.

"No, I just want to be with you!"

"Come on, I'll go down the mountain with you now!"

Jiang Hao did what he said, and pulled Jiang Hao up and walked down the mountain.

"Ah hey! Is that how you treat your brother?"

Qin Wanyan saw that Jiang Hao was not joking, but was serious about sending Zheng Yingjun away, so she stepped forward to stop him with amusement.

"Hubby, come on! It'll be more fun with more people! Our tent is so big anyway, and we have enough food! It's so nice to camp together!"

Besides, we are not sleeping on the mountain. We can just wait until nine or ten o'clock and take a helicopter down the mountain directly. There will be no delay at all!

"Wife, I want to spend some time alone with you!"

"Being threesome helps to promote your relationship!"

Zheng Yingjun wanted to annoy Jiang Hao and refused to go down.

Just kidding, don’t think he doesn’t know that the helicopter is already waiting nearby, just waiting for them to see the stars and the moon and then fly down!

He is not stupid, why would he just roll down in the dark?

In the end, Zheng Yingjun sat contentedly in the spacious and bright camping tent.

"Haozi, you guys really know how to enjoy yourself! This tent is almost like a small house! There's even a small hot pot! You're not afraid of the rain, are you? This floor mat is so comfortable!"

"Clap!"

The chopsticks broke with a sound.

Jiang Hao's back teeth were broken.

"Will you stop jumping up and down like a baboon? It's just a tent! Where did this rube come from?"

"Tsk! What are you talking about?! My family has never bought me such a luxurious tent! They only have those small, yurt-like tents! In my opinion, camping tents are only for sleeping. But yours can make tea, eat hot pot, watch TV, and even has a battery storage device! Amazing!"

"If you like, I can give you one, but please don't be a light bulb next time! It's brighter than the light in my tent!"

"Hey, you're welcome! Next time Xiaoyu and I go camping, it'll be perfect for you!"

Jiang Hao sneered: "Humph, give it back to you and Xiaoyu! See how I deal with you next time! When will the cycle of revenge end? If I don't take revenge, what will happen?"

Zheng Yingjun felt a chill on his back and muttered, "The tent is good, but it's too cold on the mountain at night!"

"Honey, I want to go outside and look at the stars!"

"It's so windy outside! You can see through this window too!"

"It's boring to watch from inside the tent, it's comfortable outside!"

"Okay, let's go outside. I know a place sheltered from the wind!"

As he spoke, Jiang Hao pulled Qin Wanyan and ran outside, leaving Zheng Yingjun who was eating hot pot.

"Really? Young people these days are so content with love! It's so cold in the mountains, yet they still run out to look at the stars! Are these stars inlaid with gold? They might as well be eating hot pot!"

Jiang Hao took Qin Wanyan to a rock with cliffs on three sides.

"Come in quickly, the wind is weak in here."

Jiang Hao put a mat on the rock and pulled Qin Wanyan to sit next to him.

"This place is great! You can enjoy the view, and it's not too cold!"

Qin Wanyan sat down next to Jiang Hao and automatically reached between Jiang Hao's thighs to warm her hands.

"Look at that brightest spot, that's the city center!" Jiang Hao pointed at the scenery before him. "This is our home! Do you recognize it?"

"Really?" Qin Wanyan narrowed her eyes and looked carefully, "It seems... it is..."

"Here, your company is over there!"

"Is that your school on the left? It's still brightly lit at this late hour. You can tell he's up to no good!"

"You're wrong. Those who are up to no good have surely gone into the woods. Who would still do something bad with the lights on?"

Jiang Hao smiled mischievously.

Qin Wanyan stared at him for a long time. "It seems you have a lot of experience! How many times have you been through the woods?"

"Nonsense! I'm pure and innocent! My virginity was taken away by my wife!"

"What was taken away from you by me... didn't you also..."

Faced with Jiang Hao's shamelessness, Qin Wanyan was speechless.

A grown man always talks about his first time!

"Well, my wife's first time is mine too! We're even!"

Jiang Hao hugged Qin Wanyan and kissed her hard on the mouth.

He really loves this daughter-in-law.

Zheng Yingjun came out of the tent and was about to go out to pee when he heard the sound of water splashing.

"Fuck!" He quickly changed direction and ran away before daring to release it. "These two simply don't treat us as outsiders! Don't you agree?"

Zheng Yingjun said to the void.

It looked like he was talking to himself, but the voice that appeared later told him that he was normal.

"Master Zheng, who told you to be such a light bulb? It's only a matter of time before we run into each other!"

"I told you that you follow Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan every day. Will you avoid scenes that are not suitable for children?"

Zheng Yingjun was purely curious.

"Of course we have to avoid it! We don't want to be hunted! But it's okay to kiss or touch each other, but we can retreat when the real thing comes!"

After Zheng Yingjun finished peeing, he shivered twice and pulled up his pants.

"Your line of work is really tough. Hiding in the shadows every day is not easy!"

"It's not hard, it's not hard at all. I'm getting paid tens of millions, and my boss even assigns me a job. What's so hard about it?"

Zheng Yingjun: ...

I feel like a clown!

He doesn't earn as much as a bodyguard.

"By the way, are you guys still short of help? I can look after the house or something!"

"Mr. Zheng, you don't meet the requirements! We suggest you practice for another twenty years and try again!"

Zheng Yingjun: ...

Can we still have a good chat?

Hurt your self-esteem!

After taking care of his physiological needs, Zheng Yingjun went back to the tent.

He doesn't want to encounter anything banned again!

Logically speaking, the novelty of two people sticking together every day would have worn off long ago.

How come Jiang Hao is like his wife's pendant, getting horny anytime and anywhere?

Zheng Yingjun expressed his incomprehension.

Jiang Hao: Haha, you're an old man driving, so of course you don't care. I'm a young man in my prime, needing a job, how can I be the same as you?