After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Chapter 510

"Wife, picking up everything will only make you lose me..."

Jiang Hao looked pitifully at Qin Wanyan who couldn't let go of the lizard.

It's well known that Jiang Hao is afraid of snakes. Although geckos aren't snakes, they all have smooth, sleek bodies...

"Honey, it's just a lizard!"

Qin Wanyan was so helpless!

"But it's called Snake!"

"It won't bite! Look at the wise look in its eyes!"

Qin Wanyan still held it in her palm and raised it in front of Jiang Hao.

The lizard stretched out its tongue and licked him flatteringly!!!

"Ah! Set it free! Set it free!"

"You're not even afraid of the big fool, so why are you afraid of such a small thing?"

"You big fool, you can't even move a muscle when you kick! How can you compare? I just saw this lizard crawling so fast! If it crawls into our bed one day, I'll scream!"

Qin Wanyan wanted to laugh when she thought of that scene.

She gently put the lizard back where it belonged.

"Okay, go back, little one!"

She was just joking just now.

They grew up in the wild and don't like to be kept in captivity by humans.

I just think this little thing is very smart and cute.

The little thing didn't want to stay, turned around and went into the woods, and disappeared in a moment.

Jiang Hao took out a wet wipe from his bag and wiped Qin Wanyan's hands.

"Look at you, you want to touch all kinds of weird things! If you have some free time, why not touch me? I'm standing right here, you can touch me as much as you want!"

"Jealous?"

"Hmph, what do you think?"

"Come on, smile~"

Qin Wanyan used her index finger to push up the corner of his mouth.

Jiang Hao grabbed her finger and bit it.

"Naughty!"

The two held hands and continued to climb up.

"Honey, look, this beetle is green! So beautiful!"

"That one has a fork in its head!"

When they reached halfway up the mountain, Jiang Hao saw that Qin Wanyan was a little tired, so he pulled her to sit in the pavilion nearby.

"Honey, there's a bathroom here, do you want to go?"

Jiang Hao knows too well about women's habit of going to the toilet.

He can hold his urine until the afternoon without any problem, but girls can't do that. They like to empty their urine whenever they have time, and wash their face, put on makeup, and tidy themselves up at the same time.

So whenever he goes out and sees a toilet, Jiang Hao would habitually ask.

"Well! Then I'll go wash my hands!"

"Don't forget the tissues!" Jiang Hao took out a pack of tissues from his bag.

"Thanks husband!"

"Boom!"

Qin Wanyan kissed Jiang Hao on the face before shyly running to the bathroom.

The other boys in the pavilion were so envious.

"Hey bro, where did you find such a beautiful and obedient girlfriend?"

"She's not my girlfriend!"

Jiang Hao said lightly.

"Ah? Not your girlfriend?" The boy's eyes became increasingly mysterious. "It's... someone else's girlfriend?"

Jiang Hao rolled his eyes at him: "What are you thinking? She's my wife!"

The boy looked envious: "Damn, you're so lucky! She's so pretty! And most importantly, she has a great personality! So soft and sweet!"

Soft and sticky?

When Qin Wanyan was killing people, she was not soft at all!

But in most cases, my wife is quite soft and sweet!

"Not only that! My wife is not only beautiful and has a good personality, but she's also a great earner! I don't have to go to work every day, she supports me!"

Jiang Hao started talking nonsense.

The man opposite opened his mouth wider and wider.

The first was that he was surprised that Qin Wanyan was so perfect, and the second was that he was shocked that Jiang Hao was so shameless and could describe being a gigolo in such a pure and unworldly way.

But after thinking about it, if a beautiful and rich woman fell in love with him, cried and shouted that she loved him, wanted to support him, and asked him not to go out to work, he would definitely agree.

He is willing to give up his freedom for love!

Thinking of this, he looked at Jiang Hao with eyes full of envy.

"Brother, my dear brother! Where can I pray to marry a wife like you?"

"Emmm... It doesn't work in any direction! I'm lucky!"

Jiang Hao saw Qin Wanyan coming out: "Wife, the melon is cut, have some!"

Sure enough, on the table, a small cantaloupe had been deseeded and peeled, and cut into bite-sized pieces.

"Mmm, so sweet! You eat it too!"

Qin Wanyan picked up a piece with a fork and put it into Jiang Hao's mouth.

Sure enough, I became even more envious and jealous when I saw the boys next to me!

"Honey, are your legs sore? Can I rub them for you?"

"It's not sore anymore! It's such a short distance, I won't feel tired after a rest!" Qin Wanyan suddenly leaned down and whispered in Jiang Hao's ear, "Why does that guy next to me keep looking at me? Is there something dirty on me?"

Jiang Hao also imitated her and whispered in her ear, "No! He just said, you're so beautiful! He probably hasn't seen a girl as beautiful as you, my wife!"

"Really? From the way I look at him, it seems like there's more to it than just that?"

"You're overthinking it! That's exactly what he meant! If you don't believe me, I'll ask him!"

"Hey, how's it going? My wife is pretty, isn't she?"

"Beautiful! Miss, do you have any sisters? Introduce one to me too? I'm young and strong, good at work and obedient, just looking for a good marriage!"

Qin Wanyan blinked twice and shook her head: "Sorry, I'm an only child!"

"Relatives are fine too! Or friends?"

A rich woman’s friends must also be rich women!

Qin Wanyan thought about it seriously.

"I don't have any friends or sisters... because my daily life is all about work and my husband!"

The boys are so envious!

She is beautiful, has a sweet voice, and can make money. Her social circle is very clean, unlike young people nowadays, whose hearts and eyes are full of her husband.

Did he save the galaxy in his previous life?

"Brother, don't be envious! Come on!"

Jiang Hao patted the boy's shoulder, took Qin Wanyan's hand and continued walking up the mountain.

The higher you go, the better the scenery.

"Wife, stand here and spread your arms like pork!"

Jiang Hao brought Qin Wanyan to a windy place and put his arms around her from behind.

"How was it? Did you feel like flying?"

Qin Wanyan smiled, turned around and put her arms around his neck.

"I won't fly! I'm going to hold you tight! I won't let go!"

The boy who had just climbed up was fed with dog food again, and continued to climb up while cursing.

"Wife, my life has become colorful since I met you! I'm so lucky to have met you! I love you, wife!"

"I love you too, husband!"

The two of them got closer and closer, and were about to kiss...

"Haozi! I finally found you!" Zheng Yingjun said in his signature loud voice, "Oh my god! You guys are so cruel! Climbing such a high mountain? You almost broke me!"

Jiang Hao looked at him with a dark face and an unfriendly expression.

"Why are you here? Where's Xiaoyu? Did you leave her behind and come up the mountain by yourself?"

He reasonably suspected that Zheng Yingjun did it on purpose.

"Isn't this a coincidence? I heard there's a temple on the top of this mountain that's very effective! I suddenly had the idea to come here to seek a marriage partner!"

Jiang Hao: "Do you think I believe it?"